Sunday, May 31, 2009

Star Force Gemini Chapter 14

"I know its pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air." Ω says to some girl as his penis lies on the head of a table.
"You're such an ass, Ω!" She says and walks out.
"Damn, I thought maybe that'd work." Ω says to C41212105.
"Why would that work, fatass?" C41212105 asks. "And why do you keep plopping your junk onto my table? We have to get a new maid every other week because of that!"
"Haven't you seen Requiem For a Dream?"
"Yeah, why?" C41212105 asks as Ω puts his dick away.
"Well, the black guy just whips out his cock and the white girl starts suckin' on it!" Ω says.
"Well, yeah. But it was also because he was a drug dealer, and she needed some drugs, duh!"
"Well, fuck man!" Ω screams. "I think I need to start sellin' some drugs. Then I can finally lose my Virginity."
"Wait, what?" C41212105 asks. "You're still a virgin?"
"Uh...No!" Ω says then storms out. C41212105 just laughs.

Later that day: At Pompey High.


"...So I dunno why, but I don't like that Ryan fought Shattered Sword." **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** says to 김재민.
"Why not?" 김재민 asks.
"I just said I didn't know, Ben! Why don't you listen to me?" **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** says.
"I was just...Well, fuckin' tell me you love [Jestro] then!" 김재민 screams as they head down s flight of stairs.
"I do not!" She replies, offended. Then she storms off once they reach the bottom.
"Yo, what's up **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr**'s ass?" [Jestro] asks coming from 김재민's right.
"She loves you, but doesn't want to admit it." 김재민 says, they start walking towards the gym.
"Does she really? I thought she had a man?"
"Well, sometimes your heart can call out to different people at once. Its really hard, practically impossible, to find one person who can satisfy every aspect of interest, at any given second, you know?" 김재민 asked.
"Yeah, I guess you're right." [Jestro] replies. "But you really think she likes me?"
"I know she does."
"But what about Ha-Neul?"
"What about her?" 김재민 asks.
"I already fought Shattered Sword to earn respect." [Jestro] says, they head down another flight of stairs.
"Dude, no offense." 김재민 says. "But its Shattered Sword, he could have killed you with a thought."
"Like Darth Vader?" [Jestro] asks as they bounce down the stairs.
"Yeah, only better, cuz he's Korean." They reach the bottom.
"Oh, so what're you trying to say?"
"I'm saying, I think he already respected you - us, before you challenged him." 김재민 says as Ω approaches them.
"Yeah, I agree." Ω says.
"With what?" [Jestro] asks.
"Well, we're huge fuckin' badasses. And no one's ever done what we're trying to do." Ω replies.
"So we're like the thirteen colonies?" 김재민 asks.
"Fuck yes, only better, because America sucks right now." Ω says.
"So you're a politician now, Ω?" [Jestro] asks.
"I've always been, kinda." Ω says. "You know you can find political undertones in everything." 김재민 rolls his eyes.
"Well, this is me." He says in front of the gym, at that second C41212105 walks out.
"Hey, guys!" He says with a big smile. The three of them look at each other and then at C41212105.
"Hey, baldy." 김재민 says. "You do know we're at school, right?"
"You really sure you want to ruin your rep?" Ω asks.
"Yeah, I DGAF." C41212105 says.
"Holy shit..." [Jestro] says. "C41212105 grew some fucking balls." Then our heroes had a moment of silence for their comrade.
"And plus, I got a tip in my second period." C41212105 says.
"What kind of tip?" [Jestro] asks.
"You need to shave?" 김재민 asks.
"You need to get laid...by me?" Ω offers.
"Nope, and no." C41212105 says. "The tip was..I guess there's a kid in my second period who's in The Guild, he saw me there the other night so he told me that something's going to happen tonight."
"Like what? A hit?" Ω asks.
"Probably." C41212105 admits. "I mean what else does The Guild do?"
"Good point." 김재민 says.
"Any other details?" [Jestro] asks.
"Only that and to everyone involved that night is dead." C41212105 says, still standing in front of the gym. "I think they're trying to cut off the loose ends; You guys, me, and **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr**."
"Wait, why her?" [Jestro] asks.
"Me and her killed five badass looking J-Rock assassins!" C41212105 says, two of his team mates walk out.
"Oh, hey Carlos." One says looking at him and then the SFG crew. "Did you want us to help you take out the garbage?"
"No, its fine." C41212105 says. "Come on guys, I don't feel like going to my next class, let's get Boba."
"Hell yes!" [Jestro] says. "I love Boba!"
"Me too!" 김재민 says, he and [Jestro] start to walk off with C41212105.
"Hey, wait for me!" Ω screams running after them. C41212105's team mates look at each other, stunned.
"Carlos! If you leave now, you're dead to us!" The second one screams. "You're dead! Kiss your scholarship goodbye!" They follow them.
"Dude, your rep is going down the drain, its not too late to think of a lie and get yourself out of this." 김재민 says to C41212105.
"No, I'm fine. I've been lying long enough." C41212105 says.
"Haha. Cool." 김재민 says.
"Carlos! Dude, come on! Don't play like that! We need you for the championship!" One of his team mates screams.
"I'm fine, guys! I'll be back for practice...Just gonna go get some Boba with my friends!" C41212105 calls back waving. His team mates stop in horror.
"You fucking sellout piece of shit!" The second one screams. "You're dead to us, you hear me? Dead!"
"Yeah, James! I heard you the first time you said it. See-yah!" Then they walk off.
"Wow, dude. I'm proud of you." [Jestro] says to C41212105 as they head to the exit of the school, its right next to the drop off for the food and beverage trucks, so that the fine school can have healthy and yummy food, daily.
"Just where do you think you four are going?" The Yellow Jacket asks.
"Oh, we're just gonna go get some Boba, brb." Ω says to him.
"I didn't ask! Get your ass to detention, all of you!" The Yellow Jacket screams.
"But we're seniors!" [Jestro] says.
"We have off-campus passes." C41212105 says.
"Mr. Ball?" The Yellow Jacket asks in disbelief. "You're affiliating yourself with these...these..."
"Hoodlums?" 김재민 interjects.
"Derelicts?" [Jestro] interjects.
"Badass motherfuckers?" Ω interjects.
"Mr. Bozonelos, I've had it with that mouth of yours. I'm suspending you." The Yellow Jacket says.
"Kay, but it'll have to wait 'till after Boba." Ω say walking onto the loading road. The Yellow Jacket grabs Ω in a full nelson. A honking horn could be heard coming right for them.
"You hear that Mr. Bozonelos?... That is the sound of inevitability... It is the sound of your death... Goodbye, Mr. Bozonelos...
"My name...is Ω!" Then Ω jumped up and smashed The Yellow Jacket into the awning above them, then they both fell to the ground - The Yellow Jacket letting go. Ω looks and sees the Monster Java truck heading right for them, so he does a back flip out of the way, but The Yellow Jacket wasn't so lucky. Squish!
Then Ω lands next to the rest of the SFG crew but falls on his ass.

-Sir Jestro

1 comment:

김재민 said...

Whoa. What happened? :o write more.