Star Force Gemini Chapter 10.3

C41212105 starts flipping out, and screaming things about how his dad's 'Secret Weapon' can beat the skirt off of his shitty lil' RX7.
"Don't pop a blood vessel, you little penis." Ω says. "Hurry up, and let's race fucker." C41212105 opens the door to his dad's 'Vette and cranks the engine.
"Let's fuckin' rock, you dickfuck!" He screams and [Jestro] laughs. "What's so god damned funny, [Jestro]?"
"What's a dickfuck?" [Jestro] says as he laughs like that one time C41212105 called him to tell him about that movie 'Fired Up' and the Lesbitron line. C41212105 rolled his eyes, but then couldn't help but laugh at [Jestro] relentless laughter, it also helped that he was crying. Repeating as often as he could breathe, 'dickfuck'. He was denifatley rolfing as they say.
"Let's fuckin' go!" Ω screamed, and peeled out. C41212105 followed quickly, catching up. They snaked between the oncoming traffic, horns blaring as they passed. It was civil twilight, they only had a few minutes to get to the Omicron Memorial Building, so they sped faster than usual. The whole thing was a blur, C41212105 could hold his own against Ω in this car, his dad's secret weapon. He would have won too, if it weren't for Ω's damn NOS button.
"That was cheating, fuck!" C41212105 said as they got out of the cars and walked inside the Omicron Memeorial Building.
"Hell no, it's not! I bought that shit, its on my taxes. And if Uncle Sam says its legal, then fuck you, C41212105!" Ω shouted as they passed through the revolving doors. Inside was a huge lobby, with concrete pillars extending forever upward, all the way up to the glass ceiling. As they passed through the center of the lobby, on their way to the elevators, they saw a statue of a suit. A suit of armor. It was a monument of he, Sir Omicron. Each other them lowered their head's, to give respect to the late hero, that badass.
Up button.
Doors open.
They walk inside.
Doors close.
64 button.
They ascend.
"Dude," 김재민 says to the others. "whenever I'm in an elevator I always think of that scene from the first 'Resident Evil' movie. You know that scene where the zombies hack into the computer's mainframe and they make all the elevators crash?"
"That's not what happened, you idget!" [Jestro] says.
"YES, HUH DUDE!" He screams.
"No, it wasn't." Ω says, and then he's silent looking upward.
"Dude, 김재민. Zombies can't hack into anything." C41212105 says.
"Yeah, it was The Red Queen!" [Jestro] screams.
"And second...well, that was pretty much it." C41212105 says.
"Oh," 김재민 says. "Then what movie was I talking about?"
"Confessions of a Teenage Zombie?" [Jestro] asks alluding to one of his future black comedies, stay tuned to ATTIC Icons!
"We're here." Ω says as the doors open. They find a set of stairs and walk up them, and out onto the roof. They see as a large group of men and women standing on and around the giant H on the helipad. Soon their standing on it as well.
A short man walks out from behind some other assassins, his head is shaven, and his mouth is closed. He's wearing old newsie clothes, and he walks to greet our heroes and C41212105. His whole personailty is, mastodonic. The three of them bow, and so does C41212105 once he realizes he has to.
"είστε μου σωτήρας." Ω says.
"Είμαι απλώς ένας άνθρωπος." The man says. Ω rises to his feet.
"당신은 나의 구원자이다." 김재민 says.
"나는 다만 남자이다." The man says, and 김재민 rises to his feet.
"01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01110011 01100001 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110010." [Jestro] said, in a blur of seconds.
"01001001 00100000 01100001 01101101 00100000 01101010 01110101 01110011 01110100 00100000 01100001 00100000 01101101 01100001 01101110." The man says, [Jestro] rises to his feet.
The man looks at C41212105. C41212105 says.
"u 4r3 mY 5@vIor." The man smiles.
"i /-\m j|_|st a ^^An." The man says, and C41212105 rises to his feet.

The man walks in front of the four of them, and then he speaks.
"The world that we live in, and the world of the mortals should never have been meshed." His arms folded behind his back. "I was the first to break this rule, when I began this Guild. This Guild of humans dreaming to become gods." He looks at 김재민 . "Some of you, yes, can fight the way we fight." Then he looks at Ω. "While others fight when their skills are in other things, like being a driver," Then he looks at [Jestro]. "or a machinist." Then he looks at C41212105. "And some of you bring more humans along for the ride, for fun." He turns and walks away.
"There is no fun, in the work we do. We kill. Killing is a sin, no matter what religion you find faith in. A man should never kill another man. And yet, you do." He spun around elegantly, and motioned to all the assassins standing around him. "All of you kill your brothers and sisters, your neighbors. And for what? Money, sex, drugs?" His face looks disgusted. "These are temptations of the flesh, and I caiter to them, and my peers call me a low life, because I live amongst you. You pathetic little humans." His eyes burning with anger. "This was never a problem, until now. I say kill and you obey. But you three, feel like you can take the list from god? You think you can choose when a man dies? Oh, no. Not while I'm around." He pulls out an Old Army six shot revolver and says. "Ir con dios." And...
BLAM!
At that second [Jestro]'s suit extended around his body, cathing the bullet at the spilt second it would have turned his head into swiss cheese. It flung him backward, sending him spinning. 김재민 pulled his Chakram, a centerless frisbee with a sharpened edge, and threw it. It circled the crowd of assassins that ran towards our heroes. The chakram took out a few heads and arms before returning back to 김재민's hand, then he ran. About twelve assassins chased after him. Jumping to another building, like the ninja he is.
Ω stood his ground, he lit a cigarette with Dolinda's double bladed beam katana, and took a hit. "Hold the A button." He told himself. The beam of the katana spraked with energy, like a lightning storm, the light around him growing as the assassins ran to kill him. He swung the beam katana. The sound of thunder cracking was all the could be heard. He killed a good eight assassins with just that one swing, the others all lie on their backs, the sound wave knocked them all down, and that's when Ω screamed. "RUN!!!!!" And he took off. Running to the stairs they came from. C41212105 followed him.
[Jestro] finally got to his feet, half of his system down from the shot to the head.
"Fuck, I wasn't even red." He said. "That guy really must be a god." The assassins were getting to their feet so he took a preemptive strike. He ran toward one at the edge of the building and tackled him off. Yes, off the building. Others jumoed after them. He started beating the shit out of the one he tackled. Smashing his face in as the fell, then he pulled out a pistol, spinning it as he did.
BLANG!
Dead.
Four others flew down, shooting at [Jestro]. He turned around, still falling to the earth.
BLANG!
Dead.
BLANG!
Dead.
There were only two left, and the ground was only a few seconds away. [Jestro] needed to kill these punks fast and grow some wings. One grabed onto [Jestro] and started punching him in the face. [Jestro] spun the two of them around and threw him closer to the ground.
SPLAT!
Then he landed. Like a fucking badass. Both feet on the ground, and one hand for balance, his other in the air still. He sent a crack through the concrete the made a nearby window shatter. Then the last assassin slammed into the ground.
"What a bunch of fucks." He says, and then sees **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** standing by the entrance of the Omicron Memorial Building. She looks shocked by [Jestro]'s entrance. "Bitch, what the fuck you doin' here?" He asks.
"I'm not a bitch! You are!" She screams. "I wanted to join or assassin's club." He walks towards her.
"Fuck, this is not the time, slut. We just got kicked out."
"Well, you're stupid. And I'm not a slut!" She screams and punches [Jestro] on the arm. "I've been in the same relationship for three years!"
"That sucks." [Jestro] says with a laugh, and then he sees C41212105 running towards them with assassins chasing him. "Fuck, yes!"
"What?!" She's pissed, nothing new.
"I'm having C41212105 take you to where ever it is you call home." He says as C41212105 runs out of the revolving doors.
"Oh, hey [Jestro], hey **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr**, you guys like dating now?" C41212105 asks.
"No!" **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** quickly screams, blushing ever so slightly.
"Yup." [Jestro] says, nodding.
"Sexy." C41212105 is sweating.
"Dude, take her home. I'll handle these fools." [Jestro] says.
"Okay, but no need." C41212105 says. "Ω's already taking care of it." **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** laughs, trying to hurt [Jestro]'s feelings, it doesn't work. "But I can still take her home." He starts walking away, **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** stays still.
"I wanna see!" She screams for no reason at all.
"Calm down, [Jestro] get in there, help the fat greek one out." C41212105 says.
"Word." [Jestro] agrees and runs inside.
Ω's at the top of the stairs still and slashing bitches left and right. Its hard to believe all these chumps are assassins in the same guild as they were. Then one motherfucker gets a good punch in and it knocks Ω off the stairs, he's falling like he's about to die. He's screaming, cussing in Greek. the he screams.
"Pee Kay THUNDER!!!!!!" And a ball of green light shoots from his body and flies out like a boomarang, it slams back into him, sending him flying back onto the stairs.
"That was cool." One of the assassins says to Ω, then he slices him in half.
"Don't touch me." He says, then takes out a bag of coke and tries making a line. Then...
BLANG!
BLANG!
BLANG!
Ω looks off the stairs and sees [Jestro] cappin' niggas like the gangsta he is.
"Thanks weiner nose!" Ω shouts then does his line. His hair turns blonde and everything turns psychodelic, and that's when he starts one shotting bitches. He sings his beam katana and out from the end of it's beam an enregy blast flies, making assassins explode on contact. Then the tiger crosses the finish line and Ω's hair turns back to brown and he falls to his knees. [Jestro]'s already there.
"What happened fatass?" He asks. Ω headbutts him.
"Don't ever call me fat, you lil' shit!" They laugh.

-Sir Jestro