Customer Service:The Slow Downfall of Happiness [Chapter Fifteen]

I love Isabella Hernandez more than any man should love a woman. With that said this next story won't seem as unrealistic. With that said, you'll understand why I did what I did. We should just jump in, at the beginning and go from there, shouldn't we? Okay, then.

I'm sleeping, that much is certain. I'm probably dreaming about Bella and I getting into an adventure and her complaining the whole time about something.
"Stop pulling my arm so hard!"
or
"Why are we running so much?"
Things of that nature, when suddenly I hear a familiar voice in my ear say,
"Wake up, sleepy head!" I open my eyes and see my little sister, Hannah Pyre. I look around the room and realize, I've never been in it before. That's when Hannah runs off, I'm still looking around. My TV is sitting on a chest of drawers, my posters are on the walls, my Marmalade is leaning up against one of the walls, but I've never seen the room before. Hannah comes back in.
"You want something to eat, Ry? Mom's making potatoes!" I roll out of bed and put some clothes, I've never seen before but I know I'm the only one who would have bought them, and head into the kitchen.
I see my mom cooking, and I watch as Hannah runs over to Chloe to play with her.
"Hey, what's up sleepy head? I made your favorite, potatoes and sausage." My mom says to me, then she points to the table. "There's some cranberry juice on the table for you."
"Thanks, mom." I say and sit down to enjoy some sweet and delicious cranberry juice.
"So, we're going to church before you have to go to work, is that okay?" My mom asks me.
"Yeah, I guess." I say, and then it dawns on me; I have no idea where I'm at, therefore I'm pretty sure I don't work at CVC. "Hey, mom?"
"What's up?" She replies.
"Where do I work?" I try my hardest to make it sound like a test.
"At the movies, why?"
"Just making sure you still love me." I say. "Hey, mom? When did I start living here? I mean, WE, when did we start living here?"
"Oh, my god, Ryan!" My mom looks troubled. "Are you doing drugs?"
"I..." I know if I tell her that last night I went to sleep with Bella in my arms, at my aunt Christina's house [where I actually live] and woke up in a room I'd never seen before, she'd come to the conclusion I was on drugs or crazy. "...I don't know, mom. I'm just a little out of it today."
"Does this have anything to do with that Paige woman?" My mom asked.
"What Paige woman?"
"A woman came to the house a few days ago asking about you." My mom says waving her hand for me to come get my food.
"What sort of things did she ask?"
"She was asking a bunch of questions about you, like where you worked and how old you were and different things like that." Then my mom handed me a fork. " And she asked about some girl named Isabella, I told her I had never heard you talk about her. Then she left. It was weird."
Then I sat down and starting eating some yummy, fucking potatoes.
"So who's Isabella, Ryan?" My mom asked in a very bad cop kind of way.
"She's my girlfriend, mom." I said, mouth full of potatoes. Then Hannah sat down with a smaller plate and my mom put Chloe in her feeding chair and gave her some tiny bites of food.
"Ryan, did you and Taylor break up?" My mom asked like a dramatic teenage girl bent on spreading gossip.
"Mom, I don't know. But I need to find this Paige woman, did she leave any sort of contact information?" I asked.
"No, she didn't." Then my mom sat down next to Chloe and started eating. "Ryan, can you please come to church with us, I'm sure we could find you some help."
"Help for what? Mom, I'm not doing drugs, I'm fine. I just need to find that Paige woman, I think I know her."
"Okay, well just call off work and go after church."
"Ugh...fine." I said.
Cut to me sitting next to my mom at church, the sermon was about chasing the things you love, about not giving up when things get down, etc.
Cut to after church, me driving in some shitty Volvo I must have gotten from my Uncle John for a steep price, I'm sure.
I'm driving around, not knowing at all what city I'm in or where the hell I'm going. But then a car catches my eye, its a black BMW M6 convertible, probably one of the few cars I'd actually get a boner over. It always makes me sick when I see a beautiful car driven by some ogre of a woman...wait! An ogre, that looked kind of familiar, driving my dream car.
Then it hits me, that was Paige. Bella's Aunt Paige, the biggest cunt I'd ever met, the only person I've ever really seen make Bella truly angry. So I flip a bitch and I follow her and I see a flux capacitor built into the back seat.
FUCK! That was my idea! That fucking cunt stole my idea. I was going to make a time machine and use an M6 as the vessel. Then I looked at the license plate and it said 'SJESTRO' and I could almost hear Bella saying,
"Dud Ryan duh!" in my mind. I sped up to overtake her, and spun the shitty Volvo around and stopped in front of her. She stopped too, not knowing it was me. I ran out of the Volvo and ran towards the car. Paige started speeding off in reverse, but her nasty disgusting curly hair obscured her vision, making her slow down just after starting. I jumped in, thanks to it being a convertible, and told her.
"Paige, what the fuck is going on?" She snarled at me, her mouth drooling, the way only a rabid dog or an ogre from D&D does.
"Paige, where's Bella!?" I screamed. She snarled again, and I had had enough. I cocked my hand back and punched her in the face. But her snagle tooth grabbed hold of my fist and she wouldn't let go, the way a bulldog can't undo his locking jaw. Although she wasn't as cute as a bulldog, at all. I screamed in agony.
"Fuck my hand!" I watched as the blood began to gush out of her mouth, down my arm, and all over the place. All of it either falling on our clothes or the leather seats, no not the leather! :(
Then all of a sudden the cover flew up and locked onto the top of the M6 and Paige took off. I watched as the speedometer climbed the numbers and I knew once it reached 88 MPH, I was going to see some serious shit.
Then there was lightning, then there was a big flash, and then we were in the 80's. That stupid ogre, Paige can't drive worth shit. She hit a little rice rocket and my car died. I head butted her, she let go of my hand and fled the car.
I could feel my hand burning, she must have infected me with the ugly ogre gene, and I was not down with that. So I started sucking out the venom. It tasted like piss and smelled like fire.
I rolled out of the car and followed where I saw Paige run off to. Some bar. I busted in and accidentally bumped into someone.
"Watch it, bitch!" I heard the girl yell. I could have sworn it was Bella, but it didn't really look like her, although it reminded me of the way she talked. I kept walking, trying to find Paige and find out what the fuck was going on. Then I bumped into someone else, still a little woozy from sucking out the ogre venom. This time it was a guy, who looked a lot like Bella, then it hit me;
That fat ogre Paige went back in time to make sure Bella had never been born, why else would we show up at a bar where both of Bella's parents were at? So I changed my plan, instead of killing Paige I'd just make sure to get Bella's parents back together, or at least get them to fuck.
But that was a harder task than I imagined.
I took out my wallet and pulled out a picture of Bella and I at The Griffith Observatory, I'm holding her in one arm and throwing up a 'peace' sign with my free hand, and she has both arms around me, hugging my tightly. We're both smiling like one of us said something really funny just before the picture was taken. Its one of those pictures you can really see the love in.
But when I looked at the picture [which I do from time to time to remind myself of the joys in life] Bella was gone and I was standing there all by myself. And then I knew, I was Bella's only hope.
"Hey, guy!" Bella's dad said to me. "Watch where you're going!"
"Sorry, buddy." I said putting the picture away. "But hey, there are some pretty good looking women here tonight, huh?"
"Yeah, I guess." He said motioning to Bella's mom.
"Well, why don't you get with her?" I asked.
"Because Paige said she was a whore and that I'd be making a huge mistake." He said.
"No, man. I think you'd be making the right choice."
"Eh, maybe. Let's go talk to her, you can be my wing man, I'm feeling pretty drunk anyway, you might need to help me out." Bella's dad said.
"Okay." I said as we walked over to Bella's mom, the 80's music playing loudly.
"Hey!" He screamed to her. She turned around and looked disgusted.
"What do you want?" Even I could feel the tension.
"I was just...I just...I wanted to say..." He was making an ass of himself.
"He just wanted to apologize." I said leaning in close to her ear so she could hear me over the music.
"Well, tell him to fuck off!" She said. But I didn't need to tell him that, he heard it himself. He left again, defeated and blue balled. I started to walk off after him, but then Bella's mom grabbed my wrist. "But you can walk me home if you want." She smiled, like that 'I want you to fuck me tonight' kind of smile.
"Okay." I said. "But I have to walk him home too."
"That's fine." She said, her breath wreaking of alcohol. It almost made me puke. I found Bella's dad and took him with me and I started walking the two of them home. We had only walked a few blocks when her mom suddenly passed out. So I put her on my back and started carrying her. Then after another few blocks her dad passed out too, in the middle of the street too.
Fuck my life. I thought to myself as the idea hit me.
I set Bella's mom down and pulled her dad onto the sidewalk, both of them out for the count. I took a deep breath and kept repeating to myself,
"I love you, Bella. This is the only way to fix what Paige did. I love you."
Then I took off her dad's pants. I looked at his face and decided Bella looked like him, so it made it a little bit less gay. I just imagined that Bella really did have a penis, like she had joked about for so many years, before we got together. And then I started sucking that cock. I was surprised at first, it only tasted like skin. I was imagining it would taste like sweat or something gross like that. Yeah, not that I would ever suck another dick in my life, but it wasn't THAT bad. Until he came, which on the bright side, it was quick, but it tasted so fucking gross.
It was so bitter that I almost threw up, but I held it in my mouth. I held half of Bella's unformed DNA in my mouth...now if that's not love, I don't know what is.
I walked over to her mom and took off her pants too, I opened her legs and went down there too. I had to open up her vagina with my fingers, I only had one shot at this so I was going to make sure it was going to be right, my life depended on it. I started eating her mom out while spitting her dad's cum into the vagina, the whole while trying not to vomit. Now it kind of smelled down there but I think her mom must have ate a lot of pineapple, because her [juice] was very sweet, and therefore cancelling out the bitterness of the cum I was spitting into her. After all the cum was out of my mouth and my face was covered in 'she juice' I had to make sure it was going to get down there. So I had to start fingering her mom, and so I did.
The whole ordeal was traumatic to say the least. But when I looked at my picture and saw Bella holding me, it wasn't instantly all worth it.
I walked back to the M6 and started it up. I sped off back to the present, and when my speedometer almost reached 88 MPH, Paige jumped up from the back seat.
I screamed.
Elbow to her nose.
SMACK!
Elbow to her nose.
SMACK!
Elbow to her nose.
SMACK!
Then there was the flash and we were back in the present. Her face was a bloody mess [actually I think I improve upon her appearance tremendously, to be honest] and I was terrified of her. I jumped from the car, and skidded across the hard concrete road. When I stopped I saw the M6 wrap itself around a light post, hopefully I killed Paige, but you never know, she might come back more ugly and pissed off, like Shredder. But I didn't want to stay around to find out, plus I'd be just one turtle against The Shredder and I'm no Leonardo, I can't take him myself.
I walked back to the house my mom and I were staying but when the door opened, it was a man I had never seen before. So I apologized for the mistake and started to walk off.
Its no problem, I'll just jump home.
But then I remembered, I had given up that power to find Bella, and so I was lost in a city I had never been in with no phone, car, or money. But I did have one thing, I had my Bella back.

-Sir Jestro