"I love squid!" Ω shouts as he speeds down the roads of Pompey City.
"Yeah, calamari is pretty good." [Jestro] replies, typing away at his computer. They weave in and out of traffic, going into this lane and that, Ω appears to be in a hurry. "So where are we headed, Ω? I've gotta get back early tonight, Caprica's on at 9."
"Will you stop screaming? Its annoying!" Ω screams although [Jestro] was speaking in his inside voice.
"Umm...alright?" [Jestro] says.
"Thank you. Now where the fuck is this guy at?" He says to himself.
"I dunno, Ω where is he?"
"WILL you please shut your mouth? Breathe through your nose, fuck!" Ω slams on the breaks. "There he is."He gets out of the car, leaving [Jestro] alone.
"Ω! Don't leave me alone! I'm afraid of..."
"Shut up!" Ω stage whispered. Then he disappeared behind a corner into a dark alleyway. He emerged a few moments later walking very fast back to the car.
"So...?" [Jestro] asks.
"Just shut up!" Ω says, putting his pinky into a little plastic baggy. He extracts some white powder and snorts it up his nose. "Oh! That's living!" He says as he sprawls out in his seat. [Jestro] then pulled out his cell phone and tweeted;
"Yo, tell me why this fool @Ωlol_ just did a line of coke next to me?"
"Don't tweet that you fuck." Ω said, but was feeling too good to really care.
"So where to now, Ω-san?"
"I'm taking your bitch-ass home, then my badass is going to da' movies, na-mean?" Then Ω let out a loud "Ah-Ha!" sound.
"You taking a Shortie to da' movies?" [Jestro] asked.
"Yeah, I bet you'd like to know!" Ω screamed as he slammed on the gas and took off.
In another part of town 김재민 is working.
"Hi, welcome to Berryumz. Wanna try our new, Watermelon flavor yogurt?" His delivery was dry and emotionless.
"Whatchoo tryin' ta' say?" One of the big black girls who had just come in axed...um, sorry 'asked'. "You think cuz' I'm black I want da' wata'melon flava'!?"
"No, Precious." 김재민 said as he raised his gaze from his laptop. "Its a featured item, I'm required to offer it."
"Don't get attitude wit' me!" The Precious look alike said. "You thinkin' jus' cuz' you'z Chinese that you c'n be all-"
"Get out!" 김재민 screamed.
"What!?" Precious screamed, her three friends looked stupefied.
"We with hold the right to refuse business from anyone, especially a racist like you." 김재민 said, standing up, ready to fight.
"I ain't no racist!" Precious screamed. 김재민 then pointed to a Korean flag hung on the wall behind him.
"We're not Chinese. Now get out." He said.
"Geeze, thanks Precious!" One of her friends said as the four of them sulked out of the store.
"Damn, right I kicked you out." 김재민 said to himself, and sat back down. He then turned his German Rosetta Stone off and opened season five of How I Met Your Mother.
"Yo, motherfucker, get out." Ω said as he reached [Jestro]'s house.
"Word." [Jestro] said, but just as he was about to open the door he received a text message on his cellular device, also known as a phone.
"The infamous assassin known as YoJared has been city within the city limits of Pompey. Reports have claimed that hes out for revenge and has with him an accomplice known only by Siffy Steve. The bounty on their heads 15 thousand Credits a piece. The Word of the Day is; Zombie.
-The Guild."
"Gotta get paid, son!" [Jestro] screamed, he slammed the door to Ω's RX-7 and walked into his house.
"Stupid, Fuck." Ω said as he put his car into gear. "Everyone knows assassins don't fight at night."
Just then one of Ω's tires exploded.
Back at Berryumz 김재민 gets another text.
"This is a formal declaration of assassination on behalf of YoJared and Siffy Steve. They are declaring an assassination of the three Guild members known as; 김재민, Ω, and [Sir_Jestro]. Otherwise known as, The SFG Crew. Suit up, guys.
-The Guild representing YoJared and Siffy Steve."
"Oh, fuck." He said and called to the back of the shop. "I HAVE TO GO! ITS A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH!"
Then his hot and attractive manager came out and waved him off, ain't she so cute? ^_^
"My tire! What the fuck!?" Ω screamed as he pulled his car over and turned off the engine. He got out and headed for the trunk when suddenly he saw [Jestro] sprinting out of his house.
"Ω! Behind you!" He screamed as he touched his headphone. Ω spun around just in time to see a lanky white guy taking aim with a sniper rifle. Ω rolled out of the way, causing the man to retake his aim.
"Stupid fuckin' Siffy Steve! I told you, a sniper rifle is a worthless weapon when you enemy sees you!" Ω screamed, now sprinting towards Siffy Steve.
"By the time you make it to the top of this building I'll have already killed you!" Siffy Steve screamed.
"Keep talking, I'm only getting closer!" Ω screamed. He was right, as Siffy Steve stood talking on top of the pizza place across the street from [Jestro]'s house, Ω was getting closer to killing him!
"Ω! Where's YoJared!?" [Jestro] screamed.
"IDK, bitch! Can't you see I'm a little busy?"
"Really? I thought you were just running to burn off some of that extra fat?" [Jestro] said, over sarcastically.
"Yo, [Jestro] why you runnin'?" YoJared said from [Jestro]'s right. [Jestro] turned to look and took a bullet to the face. He skidded across the street and slammed into a dumpster.
"Shit, he's gonna be feeling that one in the morning." Siffy Steve said.
"And you're gonna feel this NOW!" Ω screamed as he slashed at Siffy Steve with his beam katana. Siffy Steve rolled out of the way, but his sniper rile wasn't so lucky.
"Shit!" Siffy Steve screamed. "My Fifty Cal! You'll regret that, Ω!"
"Not gonna lie, I prolly won't." Ω replied.
"Too bad, YOU will die!" Siffy Steve screamed and pulled out a PP2000 automatic pistol. Ω rolled towards Siffy Steve and sliced off his right arm, gun in hand, falling to the ground. "Ahhhh!" Siffy Steve screamed like a man who had just had his arm sliced off by a beam katana.
"Shut up! Why are you screaming, its annoying, you're just as bad as [Jestro]!" He said as Siffy Steve held his stump of a right arm.
"You'll pay for this!" Siffy Steve screamed and head butted Ω in the chest, knocking off the building.
"Fack! I think I broke my dick!" Ω said to himself as he crawled out of the dumpster he had fallen into.
"Now I'm gonna kill you once and for all, [Jestro], you lil' piece o' shit." YoJared said as he lifted [Jestro] up by the neck.
Just then DJ Machete played Break Down by ギルガメッシュ, or Girugamesh for those of you who can't read/write Japanese. [Jestro] writhed, his breath running short, being squeezed into nothing by the massive hands of YoJared. He tried to speak but could only manage to Leonidas kick him. He fell to his hands and knees and caught his breath.
"Ω, where'd you go?" Siffy Steve asked.
"I'm down here, Fucko. " Ω said and threw his beam katana at Siffy Steve like a boomerang. Siffy Steve ducked as the beam katana flew upwards at him. Ω squatted and forced jumped onto the roof, catching his beam katana at the apex of his leap. He held it with two hands and slammed it down on Siffy Steve. Slicing him in half.
Blood and coins fly everywhere.
"You kick like a girl." YoJared said as he got to his feet, [Jestro] was still catching his breath.
"That's not what your mom said last night, beeyatch." [Jestro] stood up and flexed his fists.
"What you wanna go?" YoJared asked.
"I'd rather be inside watching Caprica, but seeing as how you call this hit on me, looks like I don't have much choice now do I?"
"Haha, let's do this then." YoJared said.
"Took the words right outta my mouth!" [Jestro] screamed as he sprinted towards YoJared. YoJared stood ready.
"김재민, where you at?" Ω asked on the phone with the fashionable 김재민.
"On my way!" He panted.
"Well, hurry the fuck up! YoJared is here and he's about to kill the shit outta [Jestro], and I don't really wanna take this guy on alone." Ω said.
"Why don't you help [Jestro] then?"
"Fuck that noise...not gonna happen, I hate him."
"Haha! Alright, I should be there in - oh, shit!"
"Oh, shit what?" Ω screamed into the phone. But it was too late, 김재민 had already hung up.
"Motherfucker!" Ω cursed to the Gods.
On another side of the city 김재민 was facing his own kinds of troubles, none other than アントワネール was out to kill him.
"Hey, dude. What's up?" 김재민 asked the hazel-eyed death machine.
"'bout to kill that ass, ya dig?" アントワネール said.
"Ummm, no...I don't dig." 김재민 said with a sad face, but he was too exhausted to think of something clever to say in order to appease the straight hair devil. "Dude, seriously. I've gotta be somewhere, can this wait?"
"Nah." アントワネール said and lunged at 김재민.
Just then DJ Machete played Fiction in Hope by Crossfaith.
アントワネール swung with his right hand but 김재민 rolled toward him and out of the way. He spun around and kicked アントワネール in the back. He fell against the building they were both standing beside. 김재민 started sprinting, trying to outrun アントワネール and help his friends. But アントワネール was determined to catch and kill the young, 김재민. 김재민 glanced back and saw アントワネール gaining on him, he had to think quickly.
He ran up the side of the building to his left and cartwheeled off of it, twirling into traffic. He landed on the top of a delivery truck, then cart wheeled again and landed on the hood of a silver BMW.
"Hey, dick!" It was C41212105. "Get offa' my car!"
"Shut the fuck up and floor it!" 김재민 demanded, but just then アントワネール landed on the trunk of the car. "FUCK!" 김재민 screamed. He hopped on the roof of C41212105's car and started spinning his legs around, dancers call this move 'The Windmill'. His constant kicking caused アントワネール to lose his balance. But unluckily for 김재민, he grabbed one of his legs and threw him into an oncoming Fed-Ex truck.
With death flying at him, 김재민 had to think of something.
[Jestro] charged at YoJared.
"Kick his ass, [Jestro]!" Ω screamed! [Jestro] wound his right arm up to punch YoJared. YoJared saw this and said to himself,
"Too obvious!" And then the thought hit him; he'd humiliate [Jestro] by breaking his arm as he punched it. So YoJared swung his own arm at [Jestro]'s oncoming arm. The arms collided and at first YoJared's strength took hold of [Jestro], but then his arm convulsed and and slammed into YoJared's arm again, sending the Hunk stumbling backwards.
"Wha!?" He gasped the way people only do in animes.
"Now, I'm asking you nicely; call off the hit." [Jestro] ordered.
"And what if I don't?" YoJared asked.
"Then I kill you, all kindsa' dead." [Jestro] said, then he pulled a head sized ring from his back.
"Wha-what's that?" YoJared asked, still on his back. Then the ring's edge lit up, the same florescent blue that [Jestro]'s eyes were.
"This...is death." [Jestro] said. "Now make the call. Send the text, call it off; I walk away, go watch Caprica, and you keep your limbs."
"Never!" He screamed and jumped to his feet and charged.
"Bad move." Ω said, now on the street with them.
김재민 maneuvered his body so that all of his weight was transferred to his feet. He landed just feet before the truck and leaped back into the air, turning his body backwards (similar to the way high jumpers move their bodies). On his way up and over the truck he plucked the radio antenna off and flung it at アントワネール, who was still on top of C41212105's car.
"Hey, get offa my car!" He yelled, just shot him a death stare. "...Kay, sorry." That's when the antenna hit アントワネール's face, knocking him off the BMW. 김재민 let himself fall flat onto the top of the Fed-Ex truck. He let out a long sigh.
"That should buy me some time." He thought. But he spoke too soon.
アントワネール had climbed to the top of the truck.
"I'mma tax that ass." He said. 김재민 hopped to his feet and swung at アントワネール, hitting him in the stomach. アントワネール took a few steps backward and lifted his hand.
"What?" 김재민 asked.
"...I gotta drop a deuce." アントワネール said, he was being serious too.
"Haha, so does this mean I can go help my friends?" 김재민 asked.
"Yeah, I'll tax that ass later, ya dig?"
"I dig. See yah!" 김재민 said then jumped back onto C41212105's car and climbed in through the window. "Drive to [Jestro]'s and step on it!"
"Okay." C41212105 said accompanied by a little girlie giggle.
"I won't go down without a fight!" YoJared screamed as he charged at [Jestro] who threw his glowing death ring. As it flew towards him, YoJared dodged it.
"Too slow!" He laughed and charged faster. He wound up and arm and threw it at [Jestro] who tossed it aside and punched YoJared in the head, knocking him backwards. As YoJared stumbled backwards [Jestro]'s glowing death ring caught him in the leg, just above the right knee.
SLICE!
"Ahhhh!" YoJared screamed and fell to the ground, blood spewing from his leg like spaghetti sauce.
"Now, I'm missing Caprica. This is your last chance-"
"Alright, fuck man!" YoJared screamed squeezing him stump with one hand, the other was trying desperately to retrieve his phone from his pocket.
" Ω, help him." [Jestro] said.
"Fuck you, nig-nog!" Ω yelled.
"Geeze, fine, whatever." [Jestro] said raising his arms in the air. Then he got a text message,
"The Hothead, YoJared has just called the hit of The SFG Crew off. Caprica must be on. Have a great night, and remember; always wear a condom.
-The Guild"
"Alright. Well, that sounds good to me. YoJared, I'll call the an ambulance and get you fixed up-" [Jestro] said, taking his suit off.
"Nah, its cool man. I'll call one of my boys."
"Word. Well, Ω. You smell like cabbage and I'm out. Peace!" [Jestro] said as he walked inside his house, where his father was waiting.
"You're late for tea!" He screamed as he threw a tea cup at [Jestro].
-Sir Jestro
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