a fun night

i was just thinking about this really fun night i had in riverside. i was visiting for the holidays, and i was going to be down there a saturday. one of my favorite things to do on a saturday night was to go to a rocky show. for those who dont know what that is, let me explain. a rocky show is a show where a bunch of people get together and watch the movie "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" it was a musical that came out in the seventies, and its really difficult to explain, you just have to experience it for yourself. in that way its a lot like sex, but i digress.
so, i was talking with a friend of mine, we'll call her chipmunk, about what we were gonna do together. we both decided it would be a great idea to go to this rocky show, but we didnt want to go alone. one more aspect to how rocky shows are alot like sex:the more the merrier. so i invited my brother jestro and our korean friend kimjamin to go. and chipmunk invited chicken-monkey. so, by my count, there is five people, which would make a full car. we all kimjamin is kinda iffy on going and chicken-monkey needs to talk to her parents about it.
so when i land in ontario airport, from what i know, the plan is still set. but that night i hear back from chicken-monkey saying that her parents called the theater and they said that because it is rated r, they will card people at the door. so essentially, she is out. so we have another spot to fill. so i decide to invite the smell, but she says she cant go. then my girlfriend hears about our planned outing, and she wants to go. so of course she is in to go.
i got kicked out of my house (yes, while visiting i was kicked out) so i went to stay with question mark and jestro. so we went to band practice for project winter, and we talked to kimjamin about going. he said we didnt want to any more, then question mark said that he would go. so we now had a full car, which kicked ass. four virgins and one mrs robinson
allow me to explain that terminology. in the rocky show world there is a certain lingo. if you have never seen the rocky horror picture show in thaters with a live cast then you are called a virgin. we mark you with red v's on your face and make you stand up and do a (sometimes embarassing) initiaion. most of the time, people who arent chosen are the sad ones, cause the initiation (called virgin sacrifices) are sometimes really fun. so, because everyone in the car hadnt seen the rocky horror picture show in a theater with a live cast (yes i do have to say it that way everytime) they are considered virgins. but, i was the one essentially taking their virginities, so that would make me a mrs robinson. if you have ever heard the song mrs robinson, then you know what im talking about.
so when we get to la, we get there at around eight, and they dont let you in the door till around eleven thirty ish, so we are pretty early. and all at once, our stomachs rumbled, indicating that we are hungry. so we head to carls junior and then proceed to look for a movie to watch in a theater before going to see another movie in another theater. i dont know what we were thining. among the things that happened that night were we walked along third street promenade, and were just general bad asses.
then we finally went to the show, which i gotta say, the cast wasnt that good. for one thing, they seemed too robotic, i know that they were trying hard, but i am used to a lively cast, not a robot audience. now for the real reason why i started writing this thing in the first place.
there is an aspect to the show called the trixy. she dances during the opening credits. well, jestro and her were flirting pretty much all night, and there is a scene, the dinner scene (a brilliant scen with many potential lines, but they couldnt think of any) where the cast was telling us to make out with the person next to you. well, this trixy was yelling "why isnt there a tongue in my mouth?!" and jestro said the coolest thing in the world right then. he said "hey baby, im over here!" it was awesome and amazing. then after the show we went home. all in all it was a pretty good night. and the virign sacrifice was caught on tape, (http://youtube.com/watch?v=WH8jqgQY8mI) so watch and enjoy. the voice really close to the camera was me, cause i was recodring it at the time. so if you ever get a chance to go see sins of the flesh, dont. go see the bawdy caste instead. we're much better

-carrios

5/23/08

So today, D_double_W and myself went to DJ's FFA Banquet.
Needless to say; it was a waste of time and just left us with nothing more than an empty gas tank. The Future Farmers of America?! Was is that?! I don't understand why they took it so seriously, it was actually embarrassing. All the 'officers' stood at attention and talked far too low for the whole place to hear. So I just played tic tac toe with some old lady and then this fighting game with D and some ugly/stinky mexican kid who was trying to impress his 'amigos'.
We have a video up on our youtube channel we just made, check it out and leave us some love.
www.youtube.com/4771C1C0N5
Now I'm going to try and get some rest. Goodnight.
Sincerely,
-Sir Jestro

a second round of head?

no, not a second bj. i guess if its okay with sir jestro i am gonna post some stuff up here too. he kinda did say it was okay for me to do so, so im gonna do it.
so basically ive been sick for about two days now, and it blows....hard. especially with my job(lowpaid crew member for Trader Hoe's) basically my job consists of stocking shelves and standing for several hours at a time, which is hard to do even when you arent sick. but i digress. well, i woke up last night at around one thirty in the morning shaking like a person having a seizure. it sucked. my teeth were chattering and i couldnt control my legs at all. it was all kinds of bad. then when i woke up at around eightish, i had a huge fever and i took some ibuprofen with the thought in mind "if i still feel like shit when i wake up to go to work, then i will cal in sick" which is something that ive never really done.
so i wake up at around noonish(my alarm went off two hours ago(and is still currently ringing)) and i feel somewhat better. i have to leave in an hour and my fever kind oif went down, so i figure that im okay. then, it hits me as im getting dressed. ow!!! my head hurts and my fever came back and it was last night all over again. but stupid me doesnt call in. stupid me goes into work .
boys and girls, never, and i repeat, never go into work sick. it is by far the most miserable thing you could ever do in the history of the world ever!!!! so i am getting my vitamin c count up, and i am doing all i can to get healthy right quick. if i feel like this again tomorrow, i am going to call in. and i actually will

-carrios

Thursday Night Premieres

So as many of you may know, I am employed by Regal Entertainment Group. One thing that really irks me (its not the only thing) is when people wear the shirt of the movie they're watching. But you see, people only do this on the night of premiere! This wouldn't bother me if most people did that no matter when they saw it, but oh no! It has to be for the midnight showing on a Thursday night!
Sorry, just had to get that off of my chest.
-Sir Jestro

I'm bored.

I just want to say, I hate G4. Its pretty lame, there's probably only one good show; dun dun dun! I'm sure you've already guessed it, that's right, Attack of the Show. The rest is just a bunch of shows that are rejects from Spike TV.
So D_double_w is letting me borrow The Glass Castle by Jeannette Walls, so far its pretty good. If there's anyone out there reading this and has a referral, let me know.
I'm really very bored, if you couldn't tell.
-Sir Jestro

Stupid Cops

So last night, D_double_W, myself, and TCP all decided to drive out to Riverside (mine and D's old stomping ground) to visit some friends from high school. Our drive was an effortless and seemingly quick trip, D had to show off how his car handles better at higher speeds. Upon our arrival we visited an old friend; Alyssa (Who's last name will go unmentioned due to my not knowing how to spell it). We caught up on all times and had a few laughs outside of her house. It was nice, I'm sure D had fun too.
Then we went to an old friend, Bryan 'Medicine Man; Barker's house. He then began to travel with us on our exceeding interesting adventure.
After that we tried meeting up with some friends (the above mentioned) whose names are as follows: Aaron, Sabrina, and Desiree. They were outside of Clay Park just sitting in the back Sabrina's blue ford ranger talking very loudly I might add! Because of Desiree's loud and penetrating voice, the five oh came up. This tiny little dipshit had the seven of us sit on the curb because of reasons unknown to us. As we were sitting on the curb checking our ID's three other cop cars rolled up and found an angry woman sleeping in her car, right next to the closed Clay Park. Needless to say she was a little bit more than pissed off at the police.
Later, we were let go but only after the cops took Medicine Man was taken into custody and then released with a citation.
We all met up again at Denny's on Valley Way and Mission Blvd. and talked while these old drunk people made fools of themselves.
Finally, we dropped Medicine Man off at his house and drove home singing Nine Inch Nails all the way home.
Not the best story in the world, actually it was boring and I give you kudos for reading it.
Sincerly,
Sir_Jestro

Tom's a Queer!

That's right, ladies and gentlemen. Thomas C. Pollinger is an ostentatious, lurid, homosexual who does nothing more than talk about cars and how much he hates myself, D_double_W, and Seth. Okay, Seth does deserve that kind of bad mouthing, so I give TCP kudos for that one. And his constant slander of the female race is a plaguy example of his blatant homosexuality.
(Just for the record TCP is not actually a real homosexual, we are just pissed at him today ^_^)

Let us tell you a little story; and now I turn the keyboard over to a good friend of mine; D_double_W.

There are so many, where should I start? How about the time when TCP and I went to Hooter's. Our group told the waiteress that it was TCP's B-Day, you know so he could get some boobs and butts all up in his face, and that homo pulled out his I.D. to prove it wasn't his B-day, so that he DIDNT have to see the boobs and butts. THat my friends, is a true queer!

Thank you, D_double_W. And there it is folks, our hate blog to TCP, we'll have a video up in a few days; either on this website, youtube, myspace, or all three of D and I trying to wake TCP up. Give us some love.
Sincerly, Sir_Jestro and D_double_W.