Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Star Force Gemini Chapter Eleven

"This chicken, is the American Dream." Ω says as he, 김재민, [Jestro], C41212105 and **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** are all sitting around a table a CFC [Connecticut Fried Chicken].
"Shut up, you're gay!" **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** says as she nibbles on some popcorn chicken.
"Yeah, I love men." Ω replies.
"So guys!" C41212105 asks. "What are you going to do now? I mean, that you've..."
"That we fuckin' kicked ass last night!?" 김재민 yells. "Like a big black girl's ass, big like that. What are we gonna do now? Now that we got our nut, busted all up in that hoe's booty just like...ARGH!" His eyes rolled into the back of his head.
"Ben, you're a disgusting person!" **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** said.
"WHOA!" [Jestro] screamed extending his hand towards **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr**. "You need to calm down, bitch!"
"I am calm." She said. "And I'm not a bitch, fool!"
"I didn't say you were a bitchful, I said you needed to calm down." [Jestro] said. "We don't call each other by our slave names here. We have respect for the individual that we all are."
"Yeah!" 김재민 said.
"He's right." Ω replied.
"Yup." C41212105 said as he slid a potatoe wedge under his V mask.
"Well, that's stupid." She said.
"Yo, if you don't like it," Ω said being very serious. "you can leave."
Then **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** stood up.
"Kbye!" Then she turned to leave.
"Hey, where're you going?" [Jestro] asked. She turned back around.
"Jamba Juice, bitch! Don't follow me." She said, tears building in her eyes.
"Okay." [Jestro] said.
"Wait!" **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** said, the three heroes and C41212105 looked at her. "I meant to say Juice it Up!" Then she started laughing at herself. [Jestro] got to his feet, followed by 김재민. "Where are you going?" She asked.
"Juice it Up!" They said together, then they looked at each other and smiled.
"What!? No! I said don't follow me!" **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** screamed.
"No," Ω said getting to his feet, C41212105 did as well. "what you said was. Jamba Juice, bitch! Don't follow me. Implying not to follow you to Jamba Juice."
**SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** scrunched her face up and said.
"Fine, let's go!" Then she stormed out turning the automatic fan on, sending her hair flying into a nappy mess. Then the rest of them followed her to Juice it Up! and they each enjoyed a yummy smoothie or fruity goodness.
"So, what are we going to do, today, guys?" 김재민 asked as the five of them walked out of Juice it Up!
"Well, I have work in a few hours." **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** said.
"Where the hell do you work?" Ω asked.
"CVC." She said.
"No, shit!" [Jestro] exclaimed. "Yo, didn't some lady get killed there a few weeks ago?!"
"Yeah, but I'm not allowed to talk about to talk about it." She said sucking down some fruity greatness.
"Fuck, dude." 김재민 said.
"23!" A voice called out from the other side of the parking lot. The five of them turned to look. They watched as a man in a bulky robot suit charged towards them.
"Dude, he's calling you out." [Jestro] said to Ω.
"Well, fuck man!" Ω said. "I just ironed this shirt." Which was funny because he hadn't ironed his basshunter shirt, in fact, it was a little bit more wrinkled than it should have been. The bulky robo suited man was close now.
"Let's get you to work." C41212105 said to **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr**.
"Good idea. Bye guys." She said as her and C41212105 rushed off. 김재민 looked to [Jestro].
"Its really come down to this? Us fighting all the time."
"I guess so. I guess Kansas is gone." He replied.
"Yeah, those were the good ole' days, back in Kansas. Yo, you think Auntie Em is still alive? She made the best key lime pie!" 김재민 said closing his eyes.
"She sure did." [Jestro] said. "Yo, Ω! Kill this douche bag, I need a ride downtown."
"Kay!" Ω said just as the robo suited man was nearing him.
SLICE!!
The Robo suited man kept running as his torso split from the rest of his body, blood flying everywhere.
"Where're we going?" Ω asked as he put his beam katana away.
"I need to go to HAM & Sandwhich law firm building, I'm fighting Ha-Nuel's dad tonight." [Jestro] said.
"I thought you liked **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr**?" 김재민 asked.
"I'm not saying anything." [Jestro] said.
"Oh, you dirty bastard!" 김재민 said.
"Don't give me that!" [Jestro] said.
"Kay, well sorry to keep you two from blowing each other's tiny lil' dicks, but 김재민 and I are going to Diamond Plaze later, so I'm gonna take your wiener nose downtown. Now." Ω said walking to his car.
"Alright, see yah, 김재민!" [Jestro] called out to him.
"Bye!" He waved to them, then Ω looked at him and said.
"I'll be back."

-Sir Jestro

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