Star Force Gemini Chapter 13

Ω, 김재민, C41212105, **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr**, and [Jestro] are all sitting around a table at a local coffee shop, cross the street and down a few blocks from **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr**'s CVC. Ω sets his "Red Eye" on the table and says,
So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy shit,Ω , haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?"
"And?" 김재민 asks, his face close to the warmth of his hot tea.
"And it was. I was totally fine. I've never even been to Mount Vesuvius." Ω says.
"Cool story, Ω." C41212105 says sipping on a vanilla bean frap.
"So guys, my lunch isn't too much longer, what's this all about?" **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** asks setting her passion fruit tea on the table. [Jestro] stands.
"Well, I got in this...not so epic of a battle last night, with Ha-Neul's dad."
"Shattered Sword." Ω says.
"The number Two." 김재민 adds.
"Who the hell is Ha-Neul?" **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** asks [Jestro] showing off a hint of repressed jealousy.
"This girl from school." [Jestro] says. "Anyway, I got in a fight with her dad and..."
"Why'd you fight her dad?" She asks.
"To win his blessing, duh." Ω says.
"Shut the fuck up, Ω!" C41212105 screams.
"You shut your dick, you fuckass!" Ω screams back.
"What's a fuckass, dickhead!?" C41212105 screams.
"It's this!" Ω jumps to his feet and splashes his coffee on C41212105 pants.
"Ahhh!" C41212105 screams.
"Yeah, you don't like it when someone's got your dick, huh?" Ω asks C41212105 as he rolls around on the floor, everyone in the coffee shop now staring.
"You lil' shit!" C41212105 screams.
"Alright, calm down you guys." 김재민 says, clearly after the whole situation has subsided. "[Jestro] was talking."
"Thanks 김." [Jestro] says. "So anyway, I'm fighting Shattered Sword, and he tells me..."
"So you were fighting him so you could take his daughter on a date?" **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** asks.
"Pretty much, yeah." [Jestro] says. "...he tells me that he's gonna talk to me more on saturday and to not get myself killed. So what I'm thinking is, the Final Five are coming to get us."
Ω and 김재민 both gasp, 김재민 drops his tea, it lands on C41212105's pants, he screams.
"What does that mean?" **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** asks taking a swig of [Jestro]'s Chai Tea Latte.
"It means we're fucked!" 김재민 says. "The Final Five are like, Demigods!"
"I heard they got powers." Ω adds.
"Really?! Like Harry Potter?" **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** says overly sarcastic.
"No, like Demigods. Think of every greek mythology story you've heard, or anything about vampires or angels, anything like that, that's the kind of powers we mean." 김재민 says. There's a long pause between all of them, only C41212105's moaning from the floor, and the murmur of the people in the shop could be heard.
"You guys are serious?" **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** asks.
"Yeah, why would we lie about this shit, bitch? This is our asses getting fucked by a cock of Elephant-like proportions!" Ω says.
"I dunno! People always make fun of me for reading a lot." She says lowering her head.
"What do you mean?" [Jestro] asks.
"I like to read, and reading makes someone a dork, so people made fun of me, duh Ryan duh!" She yells.
"So you've read greek mythologies?" Ω asks.
"All of them." She admits as if ashamed.
"Sweet, because I haven't read any of them." He says with a laugh, she laughs too.
"You really haven't?" 김재민 asks.
"Nope."
"But you're Greek."
"I know, I was always too busy driving to read. I don't even think I can read." Ω says looking out the window, its starting to rain.
"So guys..." **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** asks. "...how did you all become assassins? You don't have to answer if you don't want to."
"Well, I used to be just a driving, because someone in The Guild saw my 31337 drifting skillz and so they asked me to join." Ω answers.
"So you were just a driver?" C41212105 asks climbing back to his seat.
"Yup, yup Baldy." He says. "Until one day, I was driving this badass motherfucker and he got fuckin' killed-hard core. The other assassins were going to kill me but I picked up the dead guy's beam katana and fought them, I killed all of them but one."
"Why'd you leave only one?" C41212105 asked.
"To tell the story, idiot!" Ω screams.
"Is that it?" **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** asks him.
"Pretty much." He responds.
"김재민, what's your story?" She asks.
"Umm, well my whole life my mom has been training me to be this badass ninja, like a ninja that could knock out Superman with a single punch. Dude, she used to lock lions up in my room, so when I came home from school, or clarinet practice I'd have to fight it. Or at dinner she'd challenge me to knife battles, but see..."김재민 said. "...I didn't have a knife, I only had forks and spoons [^_^]!"
"...So?" She prompted.
"So, one day I'm at church and these people across the street start shooting a gun, now this is in like some quite rich white neighborhood, right? So I run across the street, hella flash fast, and I beat the shit out of those guys. Then Shattered Sword comes up to me and asks if I want to have a summer job." 김재민 says.
"Doing what, mowing lawns?" Ω asks.
"Yeah, fatass. Mowing lawns. Not real lawns either, I'm talking shaving vaginas!" He replies obviously lying.
"ZOMG! Really?!" Ω screams.
"No." 김재민 says coldly.
"And you, [Jestro]?" **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** asks taking another swig of his latte.
"When I was in elementary school I built a robot for the science fair..." He said.
"What grade?" C41212105 asks.
"I got an A." He replies.
"I meant what grade were you in!?"
"Fourth, you can't join the science fair before that, you 'idget! Anyway, after that I went on to the nationa level, won there too. I fucked shit up, and then all these colleges started calling my dad. he didn't like that much, he wanted me to follow in his footsteps and play professional crocket, but I never did. Anyway, so then one day a few years ago, I get this call from this guy asking me to make robotic super suits, he told me he'd be going against the government, so I joined."
"And let me guess, you made yourself your own super suit, and then became an assassin?" **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** asks.
"Yeah, pretty much." He said.
"Alright guys, well. I have to get back to work, its been real." She says as she stands to her feet.
"What does that mean?" [Jestro] asks her.
"I dunno, like its been real-ly interesting." She responds.
"Did you want me to walk you to work?" [Jestro] asks.
"Sure, that'd be cool. But you don't have to if you don't want to."
"I'd like to." He says.
"Well, then let's go, bitch!" She says as the two of them leave.
"Yo, C41212105." Ω asks. "Are you sensing some [Jestro]-*SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** romance in the works?"
"No way!" He replies offended.
"Why not, weiner nose!?"
"Because I like her!"
"I thought you were gay!" 김재민 asks C41212105.
"...No!" He screams getting a little crazy.
"Lock it up!" 김재민 says.
"No, you locki it up!" C41212105 yells back, they repeat this until they're both just whispering.

-Sir Jestro