Star Force Gemini Chapter Fifteen [part two]

"A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. They both get pissed. The giraffe falls over. The man goes to leave and the bartender says, "Oi. You can't leave that lyin' there." And the man says, "No. It's not a lion. It's a giraffe." Ω says to a girl in da' club. She does not respond.
"Completely humorless." He says and walks back to the bar. 김재민 is standing there waiting for him, wearing a nice silk shirt.
"Fuck, dude. None of the chicks here are feelin' my charm!" 김재민 says to Ω.
"Same here, brother." They knuckle each other and let it explode.
"What should we do?" 김재민 asks.
"I guess we'll fuckin' bounce out!" Ω says. He goes to leave and three buff Austrian looking skinheads block him. "Outta my way, Arnold." He tries to brush past one, but one of them stops him.
"No, you stay." He says grabbing Ω by the elbow. Then he shoves Ω backwards, sending him into 김재민. Then 김재민 spun around, making a strange moan/scream sound and said,
"Well, I feel like dolphin safe tuna in a blender full of oatmeal!"
"What did you call me?" One of the buff Austrians exclaimed charging our heroes. But they stopped suddenly,
"You wanna dance motherfuckers?" Ω asked, his beam katana just below the first Austrian's neck, so close it burned any hairs that were too long.
"Very good, Agent 23!" A voice called from behind the Austrian's. "Your reputation seems to not proceed you."
"Yeah, and who the fuck are you?" Ω called out to the voice. A buff Austrian man walked between the others, he was much older and his body was wrinkled from having used to have huge muscles.
"I am referred to as The Inferno." The man said.
"The number five assassin in The Guild?" He asked.
"You've heard of me, very good!" The Inferno said.
"Yeah, and now everything makes sense." Ω said back.
"What do you mean?"
"The reason none of the chicks are feelin' me here, is 'cuz we're at a gay bar." Ω looks over to 김재민. "Sorry, bro."
"Its cool, gay guys are nice. They buy me drinks." 김재민 says.
"I beg your pardon. Are you calling me a homosexual?" The Inferno asked Ω.
"Nah, you did. Comin' in here, callin' yourself The Inferno. You've got pride, I like that. But I don't play with boys, sorry." He said, his beam katana still at the Austrian's neck.
"I'm called The Inferno because I can create flames!" He screams.
"Yeah, I'm sure you create them." Ω says, lowering his arm. "So, we gonna dance or what?"
"This is will be your last dance, you fat Greek son of a bitch!" The Inferno screams.
"What did you call my mom!?" Ω screams and slices one of the Austrian's in half. As they body split in two, and the blood soured through the air, the bass hit.
Sir Jonas Altberg started playing 'Russian Privjet' and everyone started dancing.
As the strobe lights flashed Ω and 김재민 started fighting the Austrians. Punches flew and the glowing trail of Ω's beam katana lit up the dance floor. That's when everyone else started joining in the fight.
"Fuck! This is a Guild Club! No wonder its so gay!" Ω screamed slicing bitches left and right, coins and blood flying everywhere. "김재민! Watch my six!"
"KK!" 김재민 screamed as he jumped onto the floor next to Ω doing the windmill. As 김재민 spun around, kicking and tripping all kinds of enemies, Ω recharged his beam katana. The only way to charge a beam katana manually is to shaking it up and down rapidly.
Then there was a harsh wave a heat at Ω's back and The Inferno was standing behind him with one hand ablaze.
"Super flammer." Ω said. This enraged The Inferno, who charged at our poor Greek friend. As he charged, his whole body turning into flames. Ω chucked his beam katana at him. The Inferno ducked and Ω's beam katana flew past him.
"You missed." The Inferno said, impressed with himself.
"No, I didn't." Ω said. The bean katana slammed into the fire alarm on the far end of the dance floor. Then the fire sprinklers went off, turning the dance floor into a raining slip n' slide of drum N bass.
The rain put out the flames and then it was just man vs. man.
"Let's finish this, fag." Ω said.
"Argh!" The Inferno screamed and charges again. He whines up and punch and lays it onto Ω's jaw. Ω takes it like a champ and looks back at The Inferno, water running down his face, and kicks him in the chest, Leonidas style! Ω looks back to 김재민 who's still break dance fighting all the other Guild Club Kids. He's on one hand, spinning on it while punching and kicking people running past him. Ω looks back to The Inferno, who's on the floor, he jumps to his feet and screams,
"This is wrong! These circumstances can only lead to your victory!"
"Well, fine, bitch. Run. Run, Coward!" Ω says walking past him. He walks to the wall and removes his beam katana from the wall. "김재민! Let's roll!" And 김재민 pauses, while spinning on one hand, curls his legs, and tilts his head, then jumps onto his feet. Then he walks over to Ω and they walk out.
"What happened in there? Did you beat The number five?" 김재민 asks.
"No, well yeah...kinda. I know why he hasn't been beaten yet."
"How?" I mean why?"
"Cuz he's a bitch who'll only fight when conditions favor him." Ω lights a cigarette. "So, we'll fight some other time, I didn't want to waste time."
"Where're we headed now?" 김재민 asks.
"Dunno, but I'm getting a text from that unibrowed motherfuker, [Jestro]. Hang on." Ω says.
"El Salvador is sending The Guild after you guys. Save my boo."
"Yo, we gotta save some bitches." Ω said.
"Who?" 김재민 asked.
"**SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr**, C41212105, and our main man, [Jestro]. Even though he's probably gonna die."
"Okay, let's do it!"
Then they sped off towards CVC.

Meanwhile at the CVC on Third and Market **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** is facing the liquor aisle. She's just walking down the aisle pulling bottles to the front of the shelf when someone bumped into her.
"Excuse me, sorry, sir." She says looking up at a man with a glass eye. "Whoa...Umm, sorry. Did you need any help, sir?"
"Are you **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr**?" He asks.
"Ummm, yeah that's my myspace screen name, why?" She says. Then, BAM! she's knocked to the ground, her vision goes blurry, tears forming in her eyes. Her head feels like its going to crush in on itself. Then the cool blood pours down her cheek. She looks up at the man, half of her vision still blurry - he must have knocked a contact out. He's standing in front of her with a hammer, his glass eye gleaming, thirsty for blood. He rasies his hammer and slams it down on the ground, but **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** rolls out of the way and crashes into the right side of the aisle. She grabs a bottle of tequila and chucks it at the glass eyed man. It hits him just above the left eye [the glass one] and he falls backward. She gets up and bull rushes him into the beer cooler behind him. He crashes through the glass and falls through the shelves onto the cold floor in the cooler. **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** looks around and sees three other goons running towards her.
"Fuck." She says, she's starting to get dizzy. She backs up and walks into a shelf of wine, but they're still running towards her. Just when they get close enough to kill her, they all three, die. Blood gushing from their necks, they fall to the floor. Then 김재민 runs next to her.
"Hey, I got all three of them. Hey, Ω! I got all three!"
"Really?" Ω walks into the aisle slightly out of breath. "Sweet, those throwing knives really did come in handy."
"Yup. Haha!" 김재민 says.
"Is anyone going to tell me why I was just attacked by that guy over there!?" **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** screams.
"What guy?" Ω asks walking over to the beer cooler. "Oh, shit! That's The Eye! Fuck, did you do that to him?"
"Yeah, why else would I be alive? Duh Frank duh!" She screams.
"Well, he's not dead." Ω says walking into the beer cooler. "I'll kill him." Then there was a whoosh sound, and Ω came out holding his head. "You must have hit the nerve up here." He motioned to just above the eye. "Its like a shut off switch, like on [Jestro]'s suit."
"Fuck! [Jestro]!" 김재민 gasps.
"What? What's wrong? What happened to Ryan?" **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** asks panicking.
"He's going to die." Ω says. "We're going to go try and save him, you comin'?" He asks as he and 김재민 walk away. She doesn't move. Then 김재민 walks over to her and says,
"Fifty years from now, when you're looking back at your life, don't you want to be able to say you had the guts to get in the car?" Then all three of them walk out of CVC.

-Sir Jestro