Customer Service:The Slow Downfall of Happiness [A Dream]

So the other night I had a crazy dream.

First of all I was in a space station, and myself being a movie buff, I can tell you one thing about outer space -- shit goes wrong in out there.
2001: A Space Odyssey
Sunshine
Apollo 13
Star Trek
Star Wars
Jason X
Dead Space
Dark Fury
And so on...

So once I knew I was in a space station orbiting the earth, I knew I was fucked. So, I'm walking around trying to judge the situation, that's when I run into Bella. Apparently, everyone at CVC was in this space station, working. So I'm thinking, this isn't that bad until I realize what the deal is;
Jack has gone crazy and killed Tawnya and Surge...oh, and Burtha but no one really cared that she died.
Bella starts freaking out, because she hates Jack, that red headed bastard, and we decide to try and find Betty and Manny because we know they're next to die. We run all around the space station [sticking together mind you] and don't find them until we enter this huge room.
A massive panoramic window that shows the distant earth spinning in front of us. This room is huge! Colossal, like Cerebro from X-Men, with the same basic shape; a huge sphere with a platform in the center. Except there was a floor, covered in moss and ferns, and tall grasses, as if this was the green house. There were massive blades that spun around the edges of the sphere, possibly sending air through the rest of the space station.
We make it into that room and hear Betty scream and that's when we know that Jack is in there and most likely killing her or Manny. Bella slaps me in the arm and I fall off the center platform and onto the grass and ferns. I spring to my feet and look around for the mad Jack. I can hear him running through the grass, coming from every direction, and I'm starting to freak out, the way you do only when you're dreaming.
I guess Bella got fed up with waiting because she jumped down and killed Jack by tripping him. He then fell into the spinning blades and was torn into a thousand tiny pieces.
That's when the alarms go off.
"Warning! Orbit disturbed!" The robot lady said calmly. We look out the window and see the earth getting closer.
"How the fuck are we going to get out of this one?" I ask Bella, as if she knows.
"Let's call my mom!" She says.
"What the fuck are you talking about?" I ask her as if she's lost her mind.
"Dude, my mom's rich! Come on." Then she climbs up a ladder and runs out of the green house. I follow her, and watch her butt as it bounces. Hehehehehe!!!
We get to the control tower and the phones are still working, so we call earth.
"Mom! Can you come pick me and a friend up?" She asks. "Oh, its just Ryan. Yeah, the one with the gloves...Yes, mom how many other writers do you think I know? Duh Mom, duh!" Then she pulls the phone away from her face for a second and throws me a dirty look. "Just come pick us up, hurry...before we die. Kay Bye!" Then she slams the phone down.
"My mom's on her way." She says and walks into the dinning room. We sit down and have some food, space food...that means moosh.
"Dude, my mom is such a whore!" She says out of nowhere.
"Umm. Ok?" I say.
"Well, I don't feel like talking anymore, so you talk!"
"So a man walks into a bar with a giraffe..." Then she cuts me off.
"I already know that joke, its the only one you tell...That and the sad clown one."
Then her mom shows up and its Pamela Anderson and she says,
"See, I told you my mom was a whore." And I laugh and we fly away into outer space, into a flashing swirling mess of colors.

The End

-Sir Jestro