Saturday, June 20, 2009

Confessions of a Teenage Zombie [Chapter Six]

"Alright, Jessica. Let's review what we've seen today, okay?" Sam said.
"Ummm, okay." I said chained up against the concrete wall in her basement.
"Well, despite the fact that you attacked me after eating, I think we're onto something serious."
"Yeah, I'm sorry I just got so hungry -- I didn't know how to control myself." I said.
"Its fine, the restraints are there to prevent it from happening again." Sam said and then she started pacing in front of me. "When you ate Greg, the pig, you were fine. When you ate Jill, the cat, you were fine. But when you ate Jefferey you lost it. Now why do you think that is?"
"Umm, I dunno." I said.
"Please, Jessica. Try." She said.
"I don't know, I saw you and it made me angry, like a sad angry." I said.
"A sad angry? That's interesting. Did you feel like I cheated on you? Or something equivalent to that type of emotion?"
"Yeah." I said, getting tired of being chained up.
"Hmmmm..." She grabbed a notebook, flipped it open, and jotted something down.
"What are you writing?" I asked her.
"Well, it appears as though you might have taken more than just his flesh from him." She said, still writing.
"What do you mean?" I asked.
"Well, I did cheat on him. A few months ago, he caught me with another man and we broke up because of it. But he wouldn't leave me alone." Then she looked up at me. "Its nothing, forget it."
"Did he become like a stalker or something!?" I asked almost shouting.
"Basically, yes." She said dropping her head down. "He assaulted me. I can see that those emotions came out of you as well. Its very interesting, actually. You must take the worst out of your victim along with their life and flesh."
"You make me sound like a monster, stop it." I said, still chained up.
"Well, Jessica. You are a monster. An abomination." She said. "You shouldn't be here, I mean you shouldn't be alive."
"Stop it!" I said, looking at the ground where all the corpses lay. "You're a monster too!"
"How am I a monster?" She started laughing at me, it hurt my feelings.
"People kill all the nice little animals in the world! And you --" I could feel tears coming up from within me. "--You made me eat that cute little piggy!"
"He was just a pig!" She screamed.
"He was cute though!" I screamed back, crying now.
"Jessica, you have o much to learn about the world." Sam said to me. "I can teach you."
"How?" I asked not looking at her.
"By showing you what you should have not done." She said and started to leave.
"Where are you going?" I called to her.
"I'm going to call the zombie control police. I think I've learned all I can from you." She said, still walking away. Ugh, it pisses me off when people walk away from me.
"What!? No, don't call them. I'll be good, I promise! I'm sorry I tried to eat you! I really am!" I screamed. She stopped, turned around and laughed.
"No, I'm the one who's sorry. I'm sorry I had to get stuck with a stupid teenage zombie." Then she walked up the stairs and slammed the door.

What a fucking bitch! Ooh, I am so pissed off right now!
I need to get out of this basement and kill that bitch before she calls the zombie control police and they come kill me. Umm, no that's not right.
Put me down?
No.
Deactivate me?
No.
Destroy me?
I guess that'll work.

Now, to take care of these chains.

-Sir Jestro

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