Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Star Force Gemini Chapter Two

“Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!” Ω says as he’s being held captive by four school officials, The Yellow Jackets.
“I’m not an Ape, Mr. Bozonelos.” One of The Yellow Jackets says. “But that little remark’s pinned you detention for a week.”
“FUCK!” Ω screams more to himself than to them.
“That just pinned ya’ another week.” The Yellow Jacket gets in his face. “Your ass is mine, you lil’ shit.” Then he slaps Ω on the face and The Yellow Jackets leave. Ω starts to walk to class, History, not because he actually wants or needs to go, but more out of habit. As he walks [Jestro] walks up next to him.
“So I think The Yellow Jackets want to have a five way with me.” Ω sighs.
“That’s nice, have fun with that. Be sure to use lots of lube and wear a condom.” [Jestro] says and then they part ways. [Jestro] heads down a flight of stairs, when he reaches the bottom he sees her, Ha-Neul. He stops dead in his tracks, her cuteness paralyzes him. He just stands there gazing at her straight black hair and her big brown eyes.
“Dude.” Its 김재민. “Why are you staring at that girl?”
“She’s so cute!”
“Yeah, she is! You gonna say hello?” He asks.
“No way! I can’t just walk up and say hello, she’ll think I’m a perv!” [Jestro] says.
“You got girls all wrong, [Jestro]. Let me show you.” 김재민 walks over to Ha-Neul and her group of friends, [Jestro] just watches and they all start to smile. He returns a few moments later.
“What happened?” [Jestro] asks.
“She’s coming to my track meet. You should make a move on her there.” 김재민 says smiling still. “And plus I kinda told her you had the hotts for her.”
“What the fuck, man!” [Jestro] shoves him a little bit. “Now I look like a puss, thanks, dick.”
“Come on, it’ll be fun.”
“Fun? How?”
“Well, she started blushing when I told her.” Then he let out some weird kind of ‘oh’ sound and put on an even bigger smile. [Jestro] thought silently to himself for a second.
“Okay, when’s the meet?”
They pause and begin to laugh.
“MEAT!!” They say together.
“Hahaha, its Thursday.”
“Alright, I’ll be there.” [Jestro] says. “But, yo, I gotta get to class. Peace out.” He walks off.
“Later.” 김재민 says as he goes up the stairs and heads to class. On his way there he sees C4121205 completely making out with his hot and attractive big breasted brunette girlfriend, Deb. As he walks past them he coughs to himself.
“Fuckin C4121205!”
But C4121205 knows he can’t acknowledge 김재민 at school, the same goes with both [Jestro] and Ω. So C4121205 just focuses on sucking his hot and attractive girlfriend’s face. He grabs her butt a little which gets him in trouble by a passing Yellow Jacket.
“Hey hey hey, kids. Keep it G rated.” He says. C4121205 glances at 김재민 who is still looking at him as he walks.
“Do you know who I am?” C4121205 says to The Yellow Jacket in a flamboyant manner. “ I’m Carlos A. Ball, Captain of the tennis team.”
“Oh, I’m sorry Mr. Ball.” The Yellow Jacket apologizes. “I didn’t know that was you, alright how you were.” Then he runs off. That’s when C4121205 looks back at 김재민 who is laughing hysterically.
“What’s so funny?” Ω asks 김재민 as he walks up behind him smoking a cigarette.
“C4121205 just said he was a ball.”
“Ha, more like a ball sack.”
“I know!”
They both laugh.
“But his girlfriend is so fucking hot, do you think they fuck?” Ω asks.
“[Jestro] told me they do. He said the hidden camera we planted in C4121205’s house showed them getting all kinds of crazy.” 김재민 says.
“What a fucking bitch!” He spits and that’s when The Yellow Jacket notices him.
“Mr. Bozonelos! Did you want another week with me in detention?”
“No.”
“Really? Okay.” He pauses. “Hey, wait! Too bad!”
“Fuck.”
“Put that cigarette out, Mr. Bozonelos.” The Yellow Jacket demands.
“Whoa, Mr. Bozonelos is my father.” Ω says as he flicks the half smoked cigarette somewhere.
“That’s better.” The Yellow Jacket says as he turns around.. “I’ll see you next week.” He walks off.
“I fucking hate that guy, he’s like a tumor!” Ω yells to 김재민, who replies.
“If I had a tumor, I’d name it Marla.”

-Sir Jestro

3 comments:

C41212105 said...

lolz forever

Shayne said...

Gold! Dude I love every second of this! Don't stop!

Anonymous said...

"MEAT!!!" lol fucking sweet dude i like it keep up the good work!