Star Force Gemini Chapter Three [Part Three]

“Ω, where are you going?” 김재민 asks.
“I am just leaving.” He says.
“But where?”
“I have to return some video tapes.” And then he gets into his RX7 and drives off leaving 김재민 and [Jestro] to look at the whole mess. Watch the whole disgusting building burn to the ground.
“We fucked this shit up, didn’t we, [Jestro]?” 김재민 asks looking at what was just a few minutes ago a war zone.
“If you consider a massacre ‘fucking shit up’, then, yes. I believe we did, in fact, fuck this shit up.” [Jestro] says sitting down on the pavement simply watching the fire snap and pop at the dark sky above it. “Fuck man. All this started with that phone call.” 김재민 sits next to him and says.
“I know. Fucking Siffy Steve.”
Ring!
Ring!
Ring!
“Hello?” [Jestro] says as he answers his phone.
“Hey, is this [Jestro]!?” A voice on the phone asks.
“Who’s asking?”
“Who’s on the phone, n00b?” Ω asks whispering next to [Jestro]. “I fucking hate those head phones he wears, its worse than a blue tooth.”
“Yeah!” 김재민 says.
“This is yo’ mama, bitch!” The voice on the phone says.
“This phone conversation is over…” [Jestro] starts to say.
“Before you hang up the phone, I wanna play a little game.” The voice says.
“He did it all wrong,” 김재민 says to Ω. “You just says ‘Phone conversation over’ and hang up. Works every time.”
“You’re such a badass, 김재민.”
“Yeah, I am. Not like [Jestro] here.”
“What kind of game?” [Jestro] asks. “Like Jenga or something?”
“What?...No, like a ‘Don’t look now but I’m pointing a sniper rifle at you’ kinda game.” The voice says.
“Alright then, what am I holding in my hand?” [Jestro] asks. There’s a sound of a long exhale and then the voice says in a breathy voice.
“Chap Stick.”
“Fuck man!” [Jestro] screams. 김재민 and Ω jump back.
“Twenty three!” They both scream.
“No, worse. CAMPER!” Just then [Jestro]’s robo-suit spreads over his body.
“Fuck! Why are we on top of this roof! I knew this stakeout idea was a bad idea.” 김재민 says.
“[Jestro], where’s he at?” Ω asks completely calm and a little pissed off.
“I dunno, I think I hung up on him.”
“No, I’m still here.” The voice says.
“Oh, false alarm. He’s still on the phone.”
“Asks him where he’s at!” Ω screams.
“Wur u @!” [Jestro] axes reppin’ 4 tmoble.
“I’m here!” The voice screams and opens fire hitting [Jestro] in the chest. [Jestro] is sent flying backwards to the end of the rooftop.
“[Jestro] you okay?” 김재민 asks, worked up like a scared school girl.
“I’m fine, I’m blue. I can only be hurt when my suit’s red.”
“My SFG senses tell me the bullet came from the motel!” Ω says.
Blang!
Blang!
Blang!
Blang!
Blue!
Blue!
Blue!
Cobalt Blue!
“We’re getting our asses kicked!” 김재민 screams and then jumps off the roof, falling two stories, and runs to the motel.
“You’re a mad man!” Ω screams after him. “[Jestro] get up!”
“Where? To the motel? But we don’t have enough rooftop or ninja skillz to make the jump.” [Jestro] says.
“Where we’re going we don’t need roofs.” He says and then jumps off but his fat ass hits a tree on the way down. “Fack!”
“Hey, you okay?” [Jestro] asks.
“FACK! I think I broke my dick!”
“Hang on, there’re some birds here that must mean there’s hay I can jump into.” Then [Jestro] swan dives into the bale of hay next to Ω.
“Are you done screwing around?” Ω asks.
“Yeah.”
“So are we gonna go help 김재민?”
“And fight Siffy Steve and all his homies?!” [Jestro] asks.
“That was Siffy Steve?”
“He’s the only person I know who plays ‘Don’t look now but I’m pointing a sniper rifle at you’.”
“Fuck, dude.” Ω pauses. “Well, our boy is in there. No child left behind act.”
“Surely you can’t be serious.” [Jestro] says.
“I am…and don’t call me Shirley."

-Sir Jestro