Friday, October 10, 2008

Star Force Gemini Chapter 0ne [Part One]

“I’m seriously starting to doubt your dedication to Sparkle Motion.” Ω says to [Sir_Jestro] as he checks his mirrors and changes lanes.
“Just shut your mouth.” [Jestro] says back to Ω, not taking his eyes off of his laptop.
“Fuck [Jestro]! I’m tired of you always giving me this attitude. I’m not your girlfriend, show me some damned respect!”
“Shut up. You’re starting to sound like C41212105.”
Then Ω let out a girlie yelp and slapped [Jestro] in the face.
“Don’t ever call me fat, you lil’ shit!” Ω said.
They laugh.
“So what the hell are we gonna do?” Ω asks as they stop at a stop light. “I’m fuckin’ bored and horny!”
“That’s amazing, Ω, but I can’t help you with either of those issues you’re having.’ [Sir_Jestro] replied.
“Why the fuck not?” Green light.
“Because I’m in the car and bored too.” [Jestro] says. “And I’m not gay!”
“I love men.” Ω says as if agreeing that [Jestro] does as well. “I love ‘em, not gonna lie.”
[Jestro] rolls his eyes and sighs. Sometimes its never certain what Ω is talking about.
At that moment both Ω and [Jestro] receive a text message, they both look at their phones.
“Attention assassins, the highly deadly assassin known as ‘Twisted Metal’ is currently running wild in the city of Pompey. The price of his head is currently 12,000 US dollars, so if you’re in the area and want some extra cash for a special night out, take his head. There is no reward for him alive. Watch out for those machine guns!
Have a nice day!
-The Guild”
“[Jestro], call 김재민!” Ω says
Just then Ω swerves his RX7 to the right as a ’67 Ford Mustang flies past them on their left. “Fuckin’ ass tits!!! That fucking asshole passed me!”
“Well, he is in a ’67 Mustang, this is only an RX7.” [Jestro] says, Ω slaps him.
Only an RX7?! Yo, 김재민 had better be on the phone or I’m kicking your ass out of this car!”
“Yeah, yeah. Its ringing.”
“여보세요” A voice from the other end says.
“What? 김재민 is this you?” [Jestro] asks.
“Yeah, sorry. What up?” He says.
“Bounty! We’re gonna take the freeway, meet us at the Franklin overpass.”
“I’ll be there, end of phone conversation.” As he hangs up his phone he pulls out a knife from his jacket pocket and slams it into the side of a passing semi truck, with an almost effortless motion, he throws himself onto the top of the semi.
“Ω! Get his attention and take him on the freeway!” [Jestro] yells as he hangs his phone up.
“Kay.” Ω accelerates towards Twisted Metal’s warped green Mustang and gets in front of him. He spins the car around as [Jestro] flips Twisted Metal the bird. This sends Twisted Metal into a fiery rage and he shifts into the next gear. Ω spins the car around again and floors it to the freeway on ramp.
“You told me never to take the freeway,” He says looking at [Jestro].” you said it was suicide.”
“Well, then let us hope,” [Sir_Jestro] says as he loads is Glok 18c. “that I was wrong.”

3 comments:

김재민 said...

Wakudo!!!

Shayne said...

Holy crap dude!!!
I LOVE IT!!!!
Haha it's way funny/epic!

Anonymous said...

LOL omg that is funny!!