Star Force Gemini Chapter Three [Part One]

“THIS IS SPARTA!!” Ω screams.
“Uh….Hi, welcome to Happy Endings.” The Asian clerk says back to him. “Would you like some Boba?”
“Hell, yeah I want Boba! Gimme a green apple slush with Boba in it. KTHNXBYE!”
“One green apple slush with Boba comin’ up!” The clerk grabs a marker. “Your name, sir?”
“Ω.” He says.
“Omego, got it.” The clerk says.
“Its Omega!” [Jestro] butts in and says. “And I’d like the same, only without the Boba, please.”
“Okay, your name, sir?” The Clerk asks.
“[Jestro].” He says.
“With the brackets too? Or just the name Jestro?”
“Either way, doesn’t really matter to me.”
“Okay, brackets it is!” The clerk is very happy today. “Okay, two green apple slushes, one without Boba.” That’s when [Jestro] leaves, leaving Ω to pay for both of them.
“No, wait…” But he’s cut off and forced to pay for both of the drinks. [Jestro] is looking out the glass doors when Ω smacks him in the back of the head with his slush. “Here, you fucking Nig Hat. You owe me some sex tonight.”
“Kay.” [Jestro] says as he stabs his straw through the seal and begins to drink. They both now look out the glass doors and see 김재민, he’s across the street, at work. They see that he notices them and begins waving erratically and pointing at them and himself as if to say, “Hey, guys! I see you! Its such a coincidence that you’re over there buying green apple slushes while I’m here working at the yogurt shop!”
They both wave back and head out the doors, a cute Asian girl walks past them.
“Dude, I’d fuck an Asian chick so hard, my big fat Greek dick would tear her lil Tokyo pussy up! Godzilla status! RAWR!” Ω says overbearingly loud to [Sir_Jestro].
“Sure you would.” He responds and answers his phone. “Yeah?”
“Yo, dude. Even I heard that.” Its김재민. “But…you know…that might only be because I’ve got crazy ninja hearing, but I dunno?”
“Ω.” [Jestro] says tilting his phone away from his mouth in order to talk to him. “김재민 says you’re a fuck.”
“No, he didn’t.”
“Yeah, I did!” 김재민 says now behind the two of them.
“Yo, did you hang up, cuz I’m still on the phone with you?” [Jestro] asks.
“No. Hahaha, there we go.” He hangs up the phone.
They laugh, and Ω is still fat.
They continue to walk as a heavy cloaked masked individual approaches them.
“C4121205, why the hell do you wear that gay-ass V For Vendetta mask?” Ω asks with a mouth full of slush.
“Its so no one will know my true identity, you see I can do things as V, I can’t do myself. V is an idea and ideas are bulletproof.” He says.
“Are they really?” 김재민 asks.
“No.” Ω and [Jestro] say together.
“I could shoot the fuck outta that V mask if I wanted.” [Jestro] says.
“Would you really?” C4121205 asks.
“No.” [Jestro] replies. “ But if I wanted to I could.”
“Oh, okay.” C4121205 says.
“Bitch, take it off, we already know its you!” Ω says slapping him on the back of his head.
“But hey, I know you guys are assassins!” He says.
“Remember what we told you about that?” 김재민 asks.
“Yeah,” He says in a defeated tone. “Nobody would believe me.”
“You’re damn right they wouldn’t.” Ω says as someone bumps into him. “Whatchit you fuck!” The guy turns around to him and says,
“Agent 23?”
“Yea?” Ω answers.
“Sign for this package, please.”
“Kay.” He signs a really sloppy looking Ω symbol. “Now get outta here ‘fore I have my homie [Jestro] here shoot your dick off.”
The guy hurries off, holding his balls.
“Would you really have blown his balls off?” C4121205 asks [Jestro].
“No.” [Jestro] replies drinking his slush.
“Fuck, C4121205! Shut up!! I hate your face!” Ω screams.
“Ooh! What’s in package!?” 김재민 asks in an almost too cliché Asian voice.
“Let me check.” He opens the package and finds a cell phone with a sticky note that says ‘Press Play’. He does. A video begins, the three others huddle around him. They see still images of a fat man with long brown hair and a Monore piercing. Then a voice begins to say,
“This man’s name is Jared Bonner,” They all giggle a little. “He’s been seducing the wives of CEOs for years as a means to obtain insight on the secrets of the companies. He makes a handsome living blackmailing the above mentioned CEOs. We have an internal source that has informed us that this evening, Mr. Bonner,” They giggle again. “Will be seducing a wife at a local motel, make the move there. There is no reward for him alive. Have a great day and remember, always wear a condom because nobody wants any of your kids running around. This message will self-destruct in ten seconds. The Guild.”
“What a bunch of bullshit, killing a guy for getting pussy!” C4121205 says.
“You make a valid point, good sir.” 김재민 says pointing to him.
“What should we do, Ω?” [Jestro] asks.
“Fuckin’ kill his ass and get paid, then get laid, go to a club and watch asses drop and get drunk, and crunk, and all that shit that rappers talk about…” He pause. “I thought this shit was gonna self-destruct!?” The phone catches on fire.
“Its on fire! Its on fire! Its on fire!” Ω yells as he lets out a girlish scream.
The others laugh as they watch Ω act like a human.
Just then screams are heard from the other side of the road.
“BEN!!! GET YOUR ASS BACK TO WORK!” Its김재민’s manager, the one he has a HUGE crush on. “YOU’D BETTER GET OVER HERE NOW OR I’M GONNA RIDE YOUR ASS, YOU LIL’ SHIT!!!!” She screams, all eyes are now on them.
“Dude,” [Jestro] says to김재민. “I think you should stay here, that way she’ll ride your ass.” They laugh and김재민 runs back to work. He stops and turns back to them and yells.
“Hopefully!” He lets out a big Asian smile and runs off. He runs into work and slides up next to his manager, JooEun. “Hey, boss. Why So Serious?”

-Sir Jestro and 김재민