Star Force Gemini Chapter One [Part Two]

“I’ve had it with these Mother fuckin’ snakes on this Mother fuckin’ plane!!” Ω screams as they merge onto the freeway.
“What the fuck are you talking about? We’re in your car.” [Jestro] says. “Dude, are there snakes in your car?”
Just then Ω swerves avoiding what could have been a collision from Twisted Metal. [Jestro] drops his glok.
“Fuckin’ shit on my chest!!! [Jestro] get this asshole off of my ass!”
“Okie doke!” [Jestro] says as he pulls out a 357 Magnum and climbs out the passenger window.
“What the fuck are you doing, Nig Hat?!” Ω yells but is too busy trying not to get his car damaged to do anything but bitch. [Jestro], who’s now on the hood, peeks his head back inside and says,
“You know, it doesn’t bother me if that crazy motherfucker totals your car.”
“Good point. God’s speed, Spiderman.”
[Jestro] stands with one foot on the hood and the other on the top of the windshield and then he jumps. He does a cartwheel off of Ω’s RX7 and hurls himself towards Twisted Metal’s ’67 Mustang. While in mid-flip, he puts his left hand to his left head phone and his robo-suit expands and spreads over his whole body. He lands on Twisted Metal’s hood.
That’s when [Jestro] notices three other ’67 Mustangs on the freeway, Twisted Metal brought a gang.
“Fucker!!” [Jestro] screams. He knows its morally wrong to kill the boss before his minions. So he turned to his left and aimed at the Mustang coming up that side.
BANG!
SCREECH!
EXPLOSION!
LOL!
“One down, two to go.” He said. Just then, a Mini Gun rose up from in between [Jestro]’s legs. “Holy shit!” That’s when he jumped onto the Mustang that was coming up on the right. When he landed on the hood bullets came flying out almost hitting him. Twisted Metal, right behind Ω, locked his gun onto that Greek bastard.[Jestro] kicked his leg into the windshield of the Minion Mustang and grabbed hold of the steering wheel with his foot. Twisted Metal opened fire, just at that second [Jestro] and the Minion Mustang swerved into the line of fire. As the Minion Mustang began to fall apart and burn up [Jestro] jumped back onto Twisted Metal’s Mustang. The third Minion Mustang speeds up to try and flank Ω.
“What the fuck!!?” Ω screams to himself as he watches the car explode in his rear view mirror, he checks the rest of his mirrors. That’s when he sees a Gun Metal 325Ci BMW driving on his right. “Fuckin’ C4121205, what the hell are you doing here?!”
“Just driving. You guys sure do make a scene, don’t you?” C4121205 screams back.
“Bitch, get the fuck out of here! Hurry up, or else you’ll miss fucking Tennis Practice!” Ω screams.
“Its Wednesday! You know this is the day I have sex with my hot and attractive girlfriend.”
“SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!” Ω swerves pretending to try and hit C4121205.
“Hahahaha!” C4121205 laughs. “Its cool if you total this car, I’ve still got my Lancer and my Maxima!”
“I’m going to kill you, you rich bastard!” Ω screams as C4121205 speeds off into the distance. Ω peeks his head out of his window and screams to [Jestro].
“The Franklin Overpass!”
김재민 stands on top of The Franklin Overpass. He leaps off and slams his wieght onto the hood of the final Minion Mustang sending it flipping over him and crashing down onto the center divider. 김재민 stands in the middle of the freeway waiting for Ω. As Ω speeds by 김재민 grabs a hold of the side of his car and pulls himself inside.
“What’s up!” He says almost a little too cliché Asian-like.
“I saw you flip that car Hellboy style, not gonna lie, pretty cool. Unoriginal, but still pretty cool.”
“It was better than your introduction.” 김재민 says and picks up [Jestro]’s glok. “Why is this in here?”
“Cuz [Jestro]’s a fucking n00b!”
“Do you think I should give this to him?”
They both look in the rear window and watch [Jestro] waiting on Twisted Metal.
“I guess.”
“Yeah, me too.”
김재민 climbs onto Ω’s car and calls out to [Jestro].
“Hey! I found your glok!” He waves it to him.
“But I’ve already got my 357 right here!” [Jestro] waves it back.
“Oh, okay!” 김재민 smiles.
Just then Twisted Metal makes an aggressive acceleration towards the RX7, as a reflex 김재민 throws a knife at him. The knife pops the front left tire sending Twisted Metal swerving back and forth.
“Enough of this shit!” [Jestro] screams to himself and pulls off the top of Twisted Metal’s Mustang, agent style. Inside he sees the hottest girl in his life, tall, Blondie, green eyes, big tits. He cries a little and then shoots her in the head, and then jumps off. The car swerves into the center divider and explodes. They regroup.
“What’d he look like?” 김재민 asks.
“She was so fucking hot!” [Jestro] says.
“Wait,” Ω interjects. “that piece of shit was a hot chick?”
“Yeah.”
They all weep together. Then Ω says through his tears.
“One hundred percent of all people die, and seventy percent of those people get old, before then, and then they shop at Ralphs.”
“Thank god she never got old.” 김재민 says.

-Sir Jestro