Star Force Gemini 2 Chapter 3 [Part One]

"I am more than displeased with your apparent lack of progress." Ω said as he stood, arms folded outside of C41212105's house.
"Hang on, just a sec!" He shouted from inside the house. In the next instant he was carrying five wheeled bags out of the front door.
"...What the hell?" Ω asked, looking in bewilderment at C412121o5's womanly display of traveling.
"What? Gotta be prepared for anything. And plus, I don't even know how long we'll be out there, dick." C41212105 said, trying to defend himself.
"Dude, you're a rich lil' shit, you could just go shopping if you needed anything." Ω said.
C41212105 looked exasperatedly at Ω, who returned the jaw dropping look with his own, mockingly.
"You're such a dick." C41212105 said, stuffing his H3 shut and walking around to the driver's seat. He opened the door and jumped inside, Ω was already sitting shotgun. "What?" C41212105 asked him.
"I didn't say anything! But come on, lil' girl we still have to pick up those other two, good-for-nothing mongrels." He started to light a cigarette when C51212105 slapped his shoulder and motioned to his dash board where a 'No Smoking' sign was lit.
Ω looked at him as if he were the stupidest person to ever live. He flicked the fresh cigarette out the window.
They drove away from C41212105's house and heading to 김재민's. He was waiting outside, with one big duffel bag at his side.
"See, ONE duffel bag! More than enough for any man." Ω said angrily.
"Shut up, Ω! I don't care what you think!" C4121215 growing more and more aggravated.
"Hey, guys!" 김재민 said as he opened the back door and jumped in. He then slammed the door shut.
"김재민! Can you please NOT slam my doors!?" C41212105 screamed before he started backing out of the driveway.
"...Dude, this is a fucking Hummer, the last of your worries is the fucking door!" 김재민 screamed back, obviously annoyed at C41212105 not too friendly greeting.
"Yeah, he's just a little angry 'cuz he's got some yeast in his puss! Isn't that right, C41212105? Gotta a lil' yeast up in that vag?" Ω taunted. C4121215 remained silent, his knuckles white from gripping the steering wheel so tightly.
"So where are we picking **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** at?" 김재민 asked.
"Her work, she doesn't want us knowing where she lives." Ω said.
"Really?" 김재민 asked.
"Yup." Ω said. "SKETCH!"
They were at CVC soon enough and **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** was looking gorgeous as ever, holding a big brown leather bag by the strap.
"See, even she has only one bag!" Ω screamed as they stopped to let her in.
"Oh, my god! SHUT THE FUCK UP Ω!!!!" C41212105 screamed, his voice cracking. 김재민 just sat there laughing. **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** opened the door and strained trying to pull herself into the lifted vehicle.
"Ugh!" She exclaimed as she finally managed to get inside. "I'm so small, that was tough." She chuckled her old man laugh and they started off towards the freeway.
"So how do we get there, Ω?" C41212105 asked.
"Well, hang on just a second and I'll tell you!" He shouted back glancing often at his iphone.
김재민 giggled in the back seat, he was having a great time.
"Okay, get off on Main. Take that up Pompey Hills Road...Oh, we're taking the Pompey Uphill. Ha!" Then Ω looked into the back seat and continued. "Don't you guys think it's stupid to have the air port at the top of the mountain rather than on the coast?"
"Dude, we don't live in LA, there's no reason for an airport right next to the water!" C41212105 said.
"Yeah! We all know how you feel, yeast infection boy, but I was talking to my 'friends' over here." Ω said, still leaning over the seat, trying to get a look down **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr**'s shirt, which was completely covered, by the way. They exited the freeway at this point.
"It's whatever." She said, too busy texting to notice Ω's poor attempt to see her cleavage.
"Yeah, I feel the same way." 김재민 said, eyes glazed, fixed on something outside the window. "Hey, guys...why is there a tank in the middle of the city? And why is it heading straight for us?" Just then all three of them looked out the windows to see a massive tank speeding towards them. It quickly overtook them and was driving ahead of them. The cannon slowly turned around and pointed directly at them.
DJ Machete plays Evolution by Girugamesh.
"Oh, it's on now!" Ω said as the cannon shot at them. Luckily C41212105 swerved out of the way just in the nick of time. "You!" Ω screamed, pointing at 김재민. "Let's take out this fucking tank, mutha'fucka'!" He rolled the power windows down (all of them). He and 김재민 climbed out of the windows and onto the H3.
"We've gotta time this just right." Ω screamed over the howling wind.
"Just shut your mouth!" 김재민 screamed, spinning a quarter staff. Then he ran to the end of C41212105's H3 and jumped onto the tank. Effortlessly.
The tank made a massive clicking sound, 김재민 assumed this meant the humans inside were loading up for another shot. He slammed his quarter staff against the cannon, causing it to spin rapidly around. Then Ω jumped onto the tank and sliced the top of the tank off, like opening flipping a coin. 김재민 and Ω waited for a figure to emerge from the still moving tank. And a figure did emerge, his name was...
[EsTe-Tr@nCe]
"You gotta be fucking kidding." 김재민 says, utterly shocked.

-Sir Jestro