The Amazing Adventures of The Jizzenator, Chapter: 3

The Collector
Two weeks after that wild adventure with The Pantyhose wearing burglars and The Ice Cream Man, Right-Hand Boy and The Jizzenator decided that they should start a league of heroes just like themselves to return New Skank City to its former state. The Jizzenator and Right-Hand Boy lived in a two roomed apartment which was inside of a gated community. The try-outs for their league would take place in the Club House which was where all the residents had parties or meetings or whatever else you kids do in your free time. Right-Hand Boy and The Jizzenator put fliers all over New Skank City in hopes to get members.
A young man walked into the Club House where Right-Hand Boy was. He was small and skinny, also he was white. He, Right-Hand Boy, was sitting at a long table, much like a judge's table on reality shows. The young man had with him a small plug-in fan.
" Yo, wazzup my nigga'?" Right-Hand Boy asked.
" Um?" The young man looked around. " Is this the try-outs for The League of Extraordinary Genitals?"
" It sure is Mr. Fancy Pants!" The Jizzenator said as he came out of the bathroom, he wreaked of pubes.
" No actually my name is Fan Boy." He said looking at his pants which were just ordinary blue jeans.
" Well, then Mr. Fan Boy. Show us your powers." The Jizzenator said sitting down next to Right-Hand Boy.
"Ok," He set the fan at the bottom of his feet. Then all of a sudden Fan Boy jumped and did a backflip. A series of anime backgrounds flew behind him, then he threw his right arm in the air like Roger Smith from Big O. Then he screamed. " FAN ON!" The whole Club House began to shake as if an earth quake was centered just beneath it. The lights began flickering on and off, and the windows began to break. Instantly everything stopped, and the small fan next to Fan Boy turned on. It hummed slightly.
" Well, what do you think?" Fan Boy asked.
" Well, first off your pants are to loose. You've got a nice ass under those pants just waiting to show itself." The Jizzenator said.
" He meant his power!" Right-Hand Boy shouted. " Fag."
" Cigarettes where?" The Jizzenator asked searching himself to find the cigarettes. " I knew we weren't in England!" He said after not finding anything.
" So?" Fan Boy asked.
" I thought it was okay. But we'll call you. Mmmkay?" Right-Hand Boy said. Then Fan Boy picked up his fan and walked out. As he walked out another man walked in. He was carrying two VCR tapes with him. He was a tall, skinny,Asian, and wore Harry Potter glasses.
" Who are you?" Right-Hand Boy asked.
" I'm VCR Rewinder Guy." The Man said.
" Show us your stuff." The Jizzenator said.
" Okay," VCR Rewinder Guy set his tapes on the table. " Look how much tape is left on it." Right-Hand Boy saw the tapes were both half-way to their ends.
" Kay so?" Right-Hand Boy asked.
" Watch this." VCR Rewinder Guy put his left hand over the tapes. The tapes vibrated and moved around like a vibrating cell phones. Then he pulled his hand back.
" Kay so?" Right-Hand Boy asked.
" What?!" VCR Rewinder Guy screamed. " Look at the tapes!" Right-Hand Boy did. The tapes were now at their beginnings.
" Kay so?" Right-Hand Boy asked.
" You don't think that's awesome?!" VCR Rewinder Guy asked.
" Not really." Right-Hand Boy asked.
" What?!" VCR Rewinder Guy asked.
" So?" The Jizzenator asked. " Show us your stuff."
" I already did." VCR Rewinder Guy said.
" No, I mean your stuff." The Jizzenator said raising his eye brows.
" Dude!" Right-Hand Boy shouted. " Stop fucking flirting with every guy who comes in here!"
" Right-Hand Boy I'm the only man who's cum here." The Jizzenator said.
" Fuck, dude." Right-Hand Boy said. " I didn't wanna know that!"
" So, um did I make it?" VCR Rewinder Guy asked.
" Oh, sorry." Right-Hand Boy said. " Yeah, um, we'll call you later. You left your info. at the front like it says in the flyer right?"
" Yeah." VCR Rewinder Guy said, then he picked up his tapes and walked out.
Another man walked in, he was tall and fat, but skinny. He had a beer belly, but his legs were as skinny as a chicken's. He had a key chain wrapped around his wrist. He was bald and had a hairy chest, as well as saggy man boobies.
" Fuck dude! Put a fucking shirt on!" Right-Hand Boy screamed as he held his eyes closed.
" Oh, yeah what are these man boobs turning you guys on?" The man asked.
" Fuck no!"
" A little." The Jizzenator said.
" Okay, who the hell are you?" Right-Hand Boy asked.
" I'm Mr. Self-Destruct." He replied. " And what's your power?" The Jizzenator asked.
" Well, it's kinda self-explanatory." Mr. Self-Destruct said.
" You're gonna have to show us sir." The Jizzenator said.
" Okay." Mr. Self-Destruct said. Then he looked at them with an emotionless face. BOOM! He exploded into a million pieces all over the Club House.
" Whoa." Right-Hand Boy said. Then a small ball of fuzz with two antenna and two small feet walked up to the crime fighting duo. The antenna had balls of fuzz on the ends, but one of the antenna was bent downward, like a crappy TV antenna.
" Who are you?" The Jizzenator asked.
" I'm The Fuzz." He said.
" Kay, and your power is?" Right-Hand Boy asked.
" Yeah, I heard there would be Mr. Green here. I haven't had some in like five years." The Fuzz said.
" Are you going to show us your power?" The Jizzenator asked.
Well, what do you want me to do?" The Fuzz asked.
" Turn my pants into a hot black man!" The Jizzenator said.
" Fuck dude!" Right-Hand Boy shouted.
" Okay." The Fuzz said and transformed The Jizzenators pants into a black man.
" Oh my god! He's beautiful!" The Jizzenator screamed.
" I shall call you Edwardo...Family Guy." Said The Jizzenator.
" What else can you do Fuzz." Asked Right-Hand Boy.
" No it's The Fuzz, and I think a better question would be what can't I do." Said The Fuzz.
" So what can't you do." Said Right-Hand Boy. " Nothing." Said The Fuzz.
" What like there's nothing else you can do." Said Right-Hand Boy.
" No,as in there's nothing I can't do." Said The Fuzz.
"Okay." Said Right-Hand Boy.
" So you know there's no Mr.Green here right." Said The Fuzz.
" Of course but I came here to get some pussay." Said The Fuzz.
" I don't see how that's possible seeing as how all of us are guys."Said Right-Hand Boy.
" What about Elizabeth." Said The Fuzz.
" How do you about Elizabeth." Said Right-Hand Boy.
" Hey man I'm Tre-, The Fuzz I know everything." Said The Fuzz.
" So what do you know about Elizabeth." Asked Right-Hand Boy.
" Three words my friend fuck...able...breastses." Said The Fuzz.
" Well you do have a point they are very nice breasts." Said Right-Hand Boy.
" That they are my pre-pubescent friend... That they are." Said The Fuzz.
" You know what The Fuzz you're a good guy, you wanna go get some slushies at seven-eleven." Asked Right-Hand Boy.
" Fuck yeah bitch." Said The Fuzz. After walking outside the two brotha's also known as The Fuzz and Right-Hand Boy saw a gay looking Ben Afleck bitch wannabe floating in the air like a turd in a truck stop bathroom after eating thai food.
Right-Hand Boy screamed out," Hey you little peter pan reject why don't you go back to neverneverland and ' play ' with those little friends of yours."
Jumping down on his feet the gay looking Ben Afleck bitch wannabe walked over to The Fuzz and Right-Hand Boy.
" You dare speak to me like that.?" Asked the gay looking Ben Afleck bitch wannabe with his voice cracking.
Right-Hand Boy looked over to The Fuzz and asked," Who the hell does this guy think he is."
" I'm an exulted one with the power of the gods, you shall call me by the mortal name known as gideon." Said the gay looking Ben Afleck bitch wannabe now known as Gideon. " And we care because...?" Asked Right-Hand Boy.
" I'm the only hope of stopping the alien forces of evil from destroying the human race." Said Gideon.
" And why is that?" Asked The Fuzz.
" Eh...it... it...Because I'm an exulted one with the power of the gods, you shall call me by the mortal name known as gideon." Said Gideon.
" 'Kay...Let's get going The Fuzz." Said Right-Hand Boy.
" You dare insult me, an exulted one with the power of the gods known by you mortals with the human name known as gideon, by walking away!" Said Gideon .
" Bitch step off mothafucker!" Yelled The Fuzz blasting Gideon into a wall across the street.
" Lucky shot you furry little bitch, but I bet you twenty dollars that you can't hit me again, psychic shield 'whosh." Said Gideon.
" Alright, I guess I'm twenty bucks richer." Said The Fuzz. as he ripped out Gideons testicles, with the power of his mind.
Holding his blood spurting beanbag, which fell in his hands, the crying Gideon said," My fucking nutsack...Hey Kelehm look I told you I had a penis, Ethan come over here and take a whiff of this it smells horrible, almost as horrible as that videogame Advent Rising."
While the newly eunuch Gideon kept rambling on, The Fuzz and Right-Hand Boy went to 7 eleven.-Bryan and Ryan