Star Force Gemini 2 Chapter 3 [Part Two]

"Here's Johnny!" [EsTe-Tr@nCe] screamed as he pointed and fired a small alien weapon at our heroes. DJ Machete is still playing 'Evolution' by Girugamesh or for those of you who speak Japanese ギルガメッシュ.
[EsTe-Tr@nCe] fired the tiny ray gun at 김재민 who jumped out of the way. He twirled around in the air, spinning gracefully towards a semi truck. He grabbed a hold of it and held on. Ω took this opportunity and ran towards [EsTe-Tr@nCe]. With one effortless motion Ω sliced [EsTe-Tr@nCe]'s right arm off.
[EsTe-Tr@nCe] screamed and covered his arm and fell inside the tank.
"Yeah, how'd that taste you fuckin' bitch!?" Ω screamed still holding on to the top of the tank. Just then Ω shut his mouth, narrowing his brow.
"SFG sense tingling!" He screamed and without a moment's hesitation, back flipped. In that very same moment the entire tank transformed in front of all observers' eyes.
"Oh, shit..." C41212105 said in a monotone voice filled with awe. His foot eased off of the pedal and he coasted toward to shoulder of the road.
Still flipping through the air Ω threw his beam katana like a boomerang at the giant robot. The beam katana connected to the robot a few times, but delivered no serious damage to it. Ω landed on the ground, both legs squatting, one arm outstretched, fingers delicately pressing against the hot pavement, and the other held upward waiting for his beam katana to return. Just as it did the giant robot looked at Ω, but was instantly struck across the face. The devastating blow shattered the torso of the robot, sending shrapnel flying everywhere.
"Arhg!?" Ω screamed in disbelief. It was none other than 김재민, who landed next to Ω.
"Hey, you ugly son of a bitch!." 김재민 said. " Get your fat ass up! We've got a super villain to pwn, let's get to it."
"Hey, jackass!" Ω shouted, ignoring the towering one armed behemoth in front of him, preparing to crush he and his Korean friend. "I might be a lot of things, but ugly is not one of them!" Somewhere **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** is laughing. Ω rushed towards [EsTe-Tr@nCe], beam katana drawn. He ran up to one of his massive legs and sliced at it.
The armor covering seemed to be made out of nothing less than cortosis, which we all know is the ONLY thing a beam katana can't cut through.
"Hacks!" Ω screamed and slammed his beam katana on the ground in front of him. He bent over and started screaming his lungs out. "Fuck this! This shit isn't fair!" There's no doubt that every other member of the SFG Crew were laughing at this point, [Jestro] included, God rest his soul.
"Who wants an Ω pancake!?" The giant robot asked as it lifted it's leg.
"Fuck this noise!" Ω screamed and force pushed the robot's other leg. The robot fell to the earth with a crushing force. 김재민 leaped on top of the fallen giant, penetrating the armor with his quarterstaff. Then a flash of white light escaped from the robot, and the world went silent.
"Get the hell outta there 김재민!" Ω screamed as the giant robot exploded.

KA BOOM!!!

"김재민!?" The Greek one screamed. He looked all around the now destroyed road. Then he looked into the sky and saw the Half Korean falling from the heavens.
"Woohoo!!!" 김재민 screamed. Then he gracefully landed on the destroyed street. "What up, ugly?"
"What the fuck happened?" Ω asked.
"Oh, well you see, this is what happened..."

FLASHBACK!!!

"Well, you remember after I called you fat and ugly? Yeah, well then I attacked that robot, by slamming my staff into it's chest. Well, then I heard something inside, like it was moving, like the robot, which was at one time a tank, then it -- as a tank, transformed into a robot of gundam-like proportions. Then, ans this was all after I slammed into it, after me, C41212105 and **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** were laughing at your fatass, because you're ugly and were throwing a fit, like a little baby or some shit like that. Well, after that part I heard the robot preparing to transform again. Only this time it was more like the center part of it, beneath the massive robotic shell, was going to eject from the whole, or the "mothership" if you will.
"Well, as that was happening I had the great idea -- and I take all the credit for this, to jump onto the tiny space craft, that's what was inside, by the way, and follow [EsTe-Tr@nCe] to where ever he was going. Now was this an easy task, you ask? Well, jumping onto the space craft, yes. That part was easy, but what comes next wasn't as easy, but as you can see, I made it out in one piece.
"So I jump and grab onto this bitch as he's taking off and it was all like "Whoosh!" and so I'm like, "Oh, shit son! I'd better hang on!" So I'm hanging on, and my legs, they're like flying around, and I'm like screaming and the space craft is still all like "Whoosh!". So then we must have hit the Stratosphere, I'm guessing maybe 51 to 55 kilometers in the sky, when I realize, "Holy shit, 김재민, you're on Kevin's level now!" That being said, I decide that this space craft might very well freeze with me holding on, and that would not be good for me, like for my skin. I don't wanna get my fingers cut off and shit like that. So I jump off the space craft, why? Not because I'm a bitch that can't handle a little bit of ice, but because I'm a bitch that can't handle a LOT of ice. I might be a lot of things, but Goku is not one of them, okay?
"As I'm preparing to jump off and fall to my death, I think to myself again, "Holy shit, 김재민, this is [EsTe-Tr@nCe] inside of this thing. That guy is crazy and turned you crazy in the last season of SFG (Whoops! Fourth wall destroyed!) get your ass outta there!" So right before I jump I stab my staff into the space craft and then do a backflip....
"Then that's where your ugly ass face came in." 김재민 said.
Ω was quite for a long time.
"That story was fucking stupid and a waste of my fucking time!" He screamed at 김재민.
"Hey, don't get mad at me the fans like longer chapters!" 김재민 said defending himself.
"Whatever, we're going to miss our flight, let's go!" Ω said walking towards C41212105's vehicle.
"Oh, yeah. Let's go!" 김재민 said quickly following him.
"Hey, guys. What the hell happened?" C41212105 asked as the two got in the car.
"Well, you remember after I called Ω fat and ugly?" 김재민 asked.
"Yeah." C41212105 said.
"It's funny cuz it's true." **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** chuckled her old man laugh.
"Shut up!" Ω screamed.
"Whatever, so the robot blew up and you know that one scene in The Wizard Of Oz... when the flying monkeys pull apart the scarecrow? That's what it was like."

-Sir Jestro