SFG Remixed Chapter 2

“Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!” Ω says as he’s being held captive by four school officials, The Yellow Jackets.
“I’m not an Ape, Mr. Bozonelos.” One of The Yellow Jackets says. “But that little remark’s pinned you detention for a week.”
“FUCK!” Ω screams more to himself than to them.
“That just pinned ya’ another week.” The Yellow Jacket gets in his face. “Your ass is mine, you lil’ shit.” Then he slaps Ω on the face and The Yellow Jackets leave. Ω starts to walk to class, History, not because he actually wants or needs to go, but more out of habit. As he walks [Jestro] walks up next to him.
“So I think The Yellow Jackets want to have a five way with me.” Ω sighs.
“That’s nice, have fun with that. Be sure to use lots of lube and wear a condom.” [Jestro] says and then they part ways. [Jestro] heads down a flight of stairs, when he reaches the bottom he sees her, Ha-Neul. He stops dead in his tracks, her cuteness paralyzes him. He just stands there gazing at her straight black hair and her big brown eyes.
“Dude.” Its 김재민. “Why are you staring at that girl?”
“She’s so cute!”
“Yeah, she is! You gonna say hello?” He asks.
“No way! I can’t just walk up and say hello, she’ll think I’m a perv!” [Jestro] says.
“You got girls all wrong, [Jestro]. Let me show you.” 김재민 walks over to Ha-Neul and her group of friends, [Jestro] just watches and they all start to smile. He returns a few moments later.
“What happened?” [Jestro] asks.
“She’s coming to my track meet. You should make a move on her there.” 김재민 says smiling still. “And plus I kinda told her you had the hotts for her.”
“What the fuck, man!” [Jestro] shoves him a little bit. “Now I look like a puss, thanks, dick.”
“Come on, it’ll be fun.”
“Fun? How?”
“Well, she started blushing when I told her.” Then he let out some weird kind of ‘oh’ sound and put on an even bigger smile. [Jestro] thought silently to himself for a second.
“Okay, when’s the meet?”
They pause and begin to laugh.
“MEAT!!” They say together.
“Hahaha, its Thursday.”
“Alright, I’ll be there.” [Jestro] says. “But, yo, I gotta get to class. Peace out.” He walks off.
“Later.” 김재민 says as he goes up the stairs and heads to class. On his way there he sees C4121205 completely making out with his hot and attractive big breasted brunette girlfriend, Deb. As he walks past them he coughs to himself.
“Fuckin C41212105!”
But C41212105 knows he can’t acknowledge 김재민 at school, the same goes with both [Jestro] and Ω. So C4121205 just focuses on sucking his hot and attractive girlfriend’s face. He grabs her butt a little which gets him in trouble by a passing Yellow Jacket.
“Hey hey hey, kids. Keep it G rated.” He says. C41212105 glances at 김재민 who is still looking at him as he walks.
“Do you know who I am?” C41212105 says to The Yellow Jacket in a flamboyant manner. “ I’m Carlos A. Ball, Captain of the tennis team.”
“Oh, I’m sorry Mr. Ball.” The Yellow Jacket apologizes. “I didn’t know that was you, alright how you were.” Then he runs off. That’s when C41212105 looks back at 김재민 who is laughing hysterically.
“What’s so funny?” Ω asks 김재민 as he walks up behind him smoking a cigarette.
“C41212105 just said he was a ball.”
“Ha, more like a ball sack.”
“I know!”
They both laugh.
“But his girlfriend is so fucking hot, do you think they fuck?” Ω asks.
“[Jestro] told me they do. He said the hidden camera we planted in C41212105’s house showed them getting all kinds of crazy.” 김재민 says.
“What a fucking bitch!” He spits and that’s when The Yellow Jacket notices him.
“Mr. Bozonelos! Did you want another week with me in detention?”
“No.”
“Really? Okay.” He pauses. “Hey, wait! Too bad!”
“Fuck.”
“Put that cigarette out, Mr. Bozonelos.” The Yellow Jacket demands.
“Whoa, Mr. Bozonelos is my father.” Ω says as he flicks the half smoked cigarette somewhere.
“That’s better.” The Yellow Jacket says as he turns around.. “I’ll see you next week.” He walks off.
“I fucking hate that guy, he’s like a tumor!” Ω yells to 김재민, who replies.
“If I had a tumor, I’d name it Marla.”
"So would I." Ω says. "So would I."
On another part of campus [Jestro] walks down a hallway in the Art Department, there are pictures [paintings, drawings, pictures, etc] created by students hung on the walls. One image in particular catches [Jestro] attention. It's of a giant Robo-Pig fighting a giant squid in the middle of a city. Then [Jestro] runs into someone, because his dumb ass wasn't watching where he was going.
"Oh, sorry." He says to the small Mexican girl he pumped into.
"Watch where you're going!" She screamed at him. He pauses and shrugs.
"I just said I was sorry. Chillax."
"Well, you wouldn't have to say sorry if you just watched where you were going in the first place." This was when [Jestro] noticed she had very big lips, he liked them.
"Sorry, I was just distracted by that--"
"Stop saying that!" She cut him off.
"Yo, what the hell is your problem? Why are you acting like a fucking bitch?" [Jestro] asked.
"I am NOT a fucking bitch, I'm a **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr**!" She said.
"Well, waku-fuckin-do!"
"What does THAT mean?!" She said, he could hear the attitude in her voice, but wasn't too upset, seeing as how he was a foot taller than her and she was wearing a shirt that showed some cleavage.
"It means get out of the way when us big people are walking, ya dig?" Then her face scrunched up like she had eaten something sour while simultaneously smelling something awful. She just looked at him for a good while. "Hey, I can see down your shirt, just thought I'd let you know."
"Well, stop looking then!" She screamed. "And take off those stupid headphones, they make you look gay. [Jestro] threw his arms in the air.
"I don't even know you, lady! Where's this attitude coming from?"
"OMG! You're being so annoying right now!"
"Are we dating and I'm unaware of it? Is that why you're mad? Do you think I'm ignoring you, or what?"
"Take those headphones off and leave me alone!" She screamed, everyone walking by was staring.
"I NEVER take these off, they give me special powers." [Jestro] said only half kidding.
"You're dumb. OKAY, BYE!" She screamed again. Just then [Jestro]'s big ass headphone picked up a signal, similar to Spiderman's Spidey Sense. He spun around [He was standing between a wall, covered in art and a window that showed the beautiful campus] and saw a hammer spinning through the air.
Back to Ω and 김재민 who were both receiving a text message.

Former Guild member, Baltazar has gone AWAL. Anyone at Pompey High should consider him EXTREMELY dangerous!!! The current price of his head is 25,000 US dollars. Today's word of the day is: Blasphemy.
-The Guild

"Shit! Baltazar is here!?" 김재민 screamed.
"I gotta get to him before that bitch boy, [Jestro]!" Ω said standing up and cracking his neck.
Back to [Jestro].

He saw the hammer flying toward him, he grabbed the angry yet stunningly attractive Mexican girl with the big lips, with one arm and moved her behind him. With his other arm, he blocked the hammer.
"Everybody get down!" He screamed as it hit the window.
BOOM!!!!
The entire hallway shook and the windows all shattered. The hammer hit [Jestro] forearm [covered by the suit] but still caused him to slide backwards. The angry yet stunningly attractive Mexican girl with the big lips hit the wall as did everyone else in the hallway.
"What the fuck is up today?" [Jestro] asked assessing the situation. He looked around the hallway, everyone was now on the ground and moaning in pain, some people were crying. He then looked out the window and saw a figure standing in the middle of the Quad with another hammer.
"Who the fuck is this guy!?" [Jestro] asked himself, then felt the text go off. "Oh, great." He turned back to check on the Mexican girl with the big lips, you know, the angry one who's stunningly attractive? Yeah, her. She was looking up at him, still looking pissed off, but now a little in shock. "We'll finish this later." He said and touched his headphone, the rest of his body was now covered. He leaped out of the window.
DJ Machete plays "Hello Fascination" by Breathe Carolina.
[Jestro] slides down the decline towards the Quad, all the while firing two revolvers at Baltazar. [Note: The center of Pompey High is a giant square known as the Quad, it's roughly 100 yards lower than the rest of the campus. It's main function is to be a "hangout spot" for the students, and since it's in the center of school, The Yellow Jackets don't have to worry about people ditching. Surrounding the quad are gardens and patches of vegetation on the declines leading down to it. Luckily, [Jestro] was near the ice plant patch, so he's flying down that bad boy.]
[Jestro] notices that Baltazar is deflecting all the bullets with a sword, an ordinary katana. Then [Jestro] sees his boys rushing toward Baltazar. 김재민 gets to Baltazar first and unsheathes a katana he had somewhere on his person. The two of them start slashing at each other. They're both evenly matched, blocking and jumping exactly when the other expects it. Then Ω rushed in and started helping 김재민. They had him flanked, but Baltazar knew his sword well and was able to hold his own. 김재민 sliced down on top of Baltazar who blocked it with his own, holding it so the two blades formed a "T". Baltazar then smashed 김재민 in the chest with his free hand, then without losing a beat flipped his sword around [back scratcher] and blocked a slash from Ω. Baltazar reached backwards with his free hand and slapped Ω in the face. Ω stumbled backwards as [Jestro] ran into the fight. Baltazar tossed his katana into the air, spun around, pulled his remaining hammer from off of his back, and hit [Jestro] with it. The hammer connected directly onto [Jestro] chin and sent the poor bastard flying into the air, a few hundred feet into the air. Baltazar put his hammer back on his back and caught his falling katana just in time to block another slice from 김재민.
"Fuck! You're too good!" 김재민 said as they pressed their weight against one another.
"It's cuz I'm half Asian." Baltazar admitted.
"Really!?" 김재민 shouted. "So am I!"
"That's pretty awesome, dude!" Baltazar chuckled, then shoulder checked 김재민, sending him stumbling. Baltazar spun around, let his blade spark against the hard concrete, and the sliced upwards at the charging Ω. Ω dodged it and while moving past Baltazar, punched him in the kidney. Ω fell onto his shoulder and rolled, just as he was about to land of his feet 김재민 caught one and threw him high into the air. 김재민 charged Baltazar and swung wide, crossing his body, missed, then swung back in the opposite direction and sliced Baltazar's shirt. Then Ω slammed down behind Baltazar who back handsrpinged over him.
"Fuck!" Ω shouted. Baltazar took off running. 김재민 saw this and reverse gripped his katana and chucked it like a spear. The katana landed in Baltazar's back, he screamed and fell on one knee.
"I got him!" 김재민 cheered. Then he saw something falling from the sky. "What the hell is that?"
"Fuck! No, he's gonna get the kill!" Ω screamed. "It's fucking [Jestro]!"
[Jestro] slammed down on Baltazar, who tried absorbing the force with his katan, instead it just shattered. [Jestro] punched with his right, then a left hook. Then as he pulled his right arm back for another punch, it glitched out and pulsated.
BOOM!
The force of that hammer punch shattered the concrete surrounding them. Ω rushed up to the fight and sliced Blatazar's head off.
"Yeah! I got the kill!" He giggled.
"No way! I did!" [Jestro] said, standing up.
"There's only one way to find out." Ω said and took his phone out, [Jestro] brought his Guild statemnt up on his internal monitor.

Kill bonus for Baltazar: [Sir_Jestro]
Overkill bonus for Baltazar: Ω
Assisted bonus for Baltazar: 김재민

"Overkill bonus!? What the fuck is that!?" Ω shouted.
"Its what you got." [Jestro] said with a laugh.
"Fuck you!" Ω shouted.
Then they bother heard 김재민 shouting.
"What's he going on about?" [Jestro] asked.
"Oh shit! We got cops, cops, cops, cops!" 김재민 screamed as all three of them rn off campus.


-Sir Jestro