"Shut up!" She screamed. Her glare fixed on his stupidity. Then she noticed she was still on register. "Oh, sorry." She laughed and her attitude washed into a pleasant smile.
The hours waned on and **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** started feeling very grumpy and annoyed. Then, about twenty minutes before she was about to go on her final break, she noticed two heavily shrouded boys. They were wearing huge hoodies with their heads covered by the hoods. She as she was about to say something she looked forward and saw a pistol pointing directly at her sternum.
She froze up, fear seeping into her veins and turning her blood electric. She began to sweat.
"Gimme all the damn money, bitch!" The pantyhose wearing burglar screamed at her, shaking the pistol violently as her spoke. **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** started slowly moving her hand towards the register when a voice spoke to her, inside her mind.
"This ain't Edward Cullen, beeyatch! But yo, you gotz to fight, Kupo. You've gotta get out of this and help me." The voice was [Jestro]'s, **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** had no idea what he was talking about or why his voice was inside of her head, and why he talked like he was black sometimes.
"Hurry the fuck up, cunt!" The pantyhose wearing burglar screamed.
"Oh, shit." [Jestro] said. "He had to drop the C word, didn't he?" Then she heard him chuckle. "Fuck 'im up." Then there was a loud popping sound and all the speakers in CVC started playing "Welcome Home" by Coheed and Cambria. The burglar looked up at the speakers then back at **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr**.
"Trying to pull a fast one? That's it!" Then time seemed to slow down, **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** saw his hairy finger start to pull the trigger. She moved her body to the left and extended her left arm, smacking the pistol.
BLANG!
A shot rang out and hit the pregnant co-worker standing next to **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr**, don't worry, he got her in the leg, the baby will be fine. Then **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** looked around, the world still moving slowly, she smacked the burglar's elbow, breaking it, then she snapped his wrist upward, breaking that too. Then time resumed at it's normal speed. The burglar stumbled backwards, that's when **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** noticed the other two standing a few feet behind their companion with AK-47s.
"Fuck!" She screamed and dove to the floor, behind the counter, their bullets spraying everywhere. She crawled hurriedly to one of the exit doors and sprinted towards the two. Time slowed down again, she ran up to one of them. She kicked his leg, grabbed his wrist, rolled herself in his chest. In that second the other one opened fire, but because she was in the first's chest and had turned around, his back took all of the bullet. Meat shield.
She spun around and having dislodged the AK-47 from his hand, broke his wrist. The second dropped his gun and pulled a long Rambo style knife out of his hoodie and ran towards her. She kicked the AK-47 up and started blocking his stabs with it. She moved with grace and ease, as if she'd been doing this stuff for years, it was almost as if someone was controlling her. He went to slice her against the back, but she blocked it with the AK-47. Imagine using the cross hair as a back scratcher, that's how she positioned the gun to block the blade. Then she swung the gun around with all her might and bashed it in the side of his head. He fell to the floor, bleeding profusely.
It was then when she noticed the first burglar, the one who had her at gun point, was running out of the store. She looked to the ground and saw one of the others had tried to steal some vodka. She kicked the bottle up into her hands and chucked it at the fleeing burglar.
Just when he thought he was in the clear, the sound of the store's alarm went off, immediately sending a distress call to the local police station. He turned around and the last thing he saw was the vodka bottle smashing into his face.
PWND!
A few hours later.
"What the fuck was that?" The pregnant co-worker asked **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr**. Her leg bandaged up.
"I don't know." She responded. They walked outside, and **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** looked at the sky.
"That was crazy, I've never seen anything like that."
"Me either." **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** said.
"Wow, look at the sky, looks like something bad's gonna happen."
"Yes, it does look like rain." **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** said.
-Sir Jestro
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