Star Force Gemini 2 Chapter 2.5

"Now this is the plan. Getcha' ass to Mars."
"What the fu--?" C41212105 shouts not looking away from the road. "Ω, you hit your head pretty hard back there, but you're not Quaid."
"Wha....?" Ω grunts out from the back seat, he's spread across both seats of C41212105's 2008 Mustang GT. "My name's not Quaid."
"Yeah, I know that fucko!" C41212105 says.
"Where, where're we goin'?"
"To pick up **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** from work and then meet up with 김재민, he says he's gotta plan or some shit, I dunno, I wasn't really listening." C41212105 says, the glare from the street lights blurring past his face like a strobe light.
"Wake me up when we're there." Ω grunts as he passes out.

"Hey, Uglyass! Wake the fuck up!" **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** screams in Ω's ear. He jumps with a start.
"WHA!?" He screams quickly assessing his surroundings just in case he has to open up a can of whoop-ass.
"We're here." C41212105 says with a giggle.
"Yeah." 김재민 adds.
"So what's the plan?" Ω asks.
"Well, we saw [Jestro] go that way." 김재민 says.
"And 김재민 told us he seemed in a really bad mood so I don't wanna take my brand new, not even released to the public yet, 2008 Mustang GT that I drove all your broke asses in, around him: he might destroy it." C41212105 adds.
"Yeah, thanks C41212105. I am standing right here. I could have told him all of that." 김재민 says in an overly sarcastic tone.
"Well, I'm just sayin'..." C41212105 says, defeated.
"So he's pissed, wakudo." Ω says.
"No, dude. You don't understand, he grew fucking tentacles and bit the top half of El Salvador off! Like whoosh!! Arrrch!!! You know? Like that." 김재민 says.
"You really saw Ryan do all that?" **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** asks.
"Hey, when did the bitch get here?" Ω asks.
"I've been here the whole time, you ugly Greek...Ugh!" She says.
"I like Ha-Neul better." Ω says under his breath.
"Yeah, but no." 김재민 says. "I didn't see him actually eat El Salvador but--"
"Then how can you be sure he did it?!" **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** interjects.
"Well, I just--"
"Yeah, dude." C41212105 says. "It could have been like Criss Angel on TV. Just fancy editing."
"What the fuck?" **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** asks.
"Yeah, dude. What the hell are you talking about?" 김재민 adds.
"I dunno, just sayin'." C41212105 says under his breath.
"Okay, just shut up. [Jestro] is pissed and fucking scary as fuck." 김재민 says beginning to walk after [Jestro].
"Scary how?" C41212105 asks.
"Yeah, like on a scale of one to ten?" Ω asks.
"Well, probably a 23." 김재민 says.
"FUCK!" All three of the listeners say in unison.
"Haha, yeah." 김재민 says. "But it was weird, it was like...It wasn't really him. You know? Like it was just raw anger and hatred."
"What...the...shit...?" Ω asks.
"Wait!" **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** screams. "That is so weird! Ryan talked to me a few hours ago!"
"Bitch, you trippin' hoe!" C41212105 says, then she punches him in the arm giving him a dead arm. "Ow! Geeze...sorry."
"I'm serious. It was like the second Twilight book."
"You mean, New Moon?" C41212105 asks.
"Why do you know what they're called, dude?" 김재민 asks.
"Wha...? I--uh...I watched, I mean...I've seen the preview for the movie!" He quickly says.
"Bullshit!" Ω screams hopping on one leg.
"Shut up you guys, I mean they're good books!" C41212105 says, digging himself an even bigger hole.
"Don't interrupt me!" **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** screams hitting him in the arm again. "Fuck, what was I talking about, I forgot."
"[Jestro] talking to you, like Twilight." 김재민 says, still leading the way.
"New Moon." C41212105 adds.
"Oh, yeah." **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** laughs. "So, I was about to get robbed by these guys and duh duh duh duh duh, and then I hear this voice, and it sounds like Ryan's and he tells me to fight and duh duh duh duh duh, and then..." She pauses, they all look at her. "...I forgot what happened then. But he talked to me! Did he talk to any of you guys?"
"Nope."
"No."
"Not me."
"Well, Ha! I'm his favorite!" She says with a smile.
"We all knew that, fat ass!" Ω says.
"My ass is not fat, it's just big, Ugly!" She says in defense.
"I thought I was his favorite." 김재민 adds, hurt.
"Shut up." **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** says as they turn a corner.
"It was just a matter of time, I suppose." Ω said.
"What the hell are you talking about, fatass?" C41212105 asked as they walked down the streets of Pompey, the stagnant rain flooding down on the dilapidated city-- an abattoir of joy.
"There he is, fucko. Look." Ω says raising his beam katana, the sound of the water as it sizzles against the hot beam is reminiscent of a bug zapper.
And there he stands, [Jestro] or at least his suit. He's still, staring up at the grey mourning sky as it cries melodramatic tears onto him.
"Ryan!?"**SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** screams. A single quick jolt electrifies his body, he stiffens in a different position, before slowly turning his head.
"Oh, shit. Look what you did, bitch." 김재민 says to her. [Jestro] turns slowly to face our heroes.
"Dude, it's us, remember!?" C41212105 calls out.
No response.
[Jestro] takes a single step, a car whizzes by behind him. As the bright blue lights illuminate his black body the four of them see his dark red eyes, burning unlike anything they had ever seen.
"I don't think he remembers us, dude." Ω says lowering his arm. "That or he's really pissed I didn't go to his funeral."
"Fuck you, Frank. You're such an asshole." **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** said to him, then she cupped her hands around her mouth. "Ryan! What's wrong!?"
No response.
"Say something, damnit!" She screams. The others are starting to feel uncomfortable.
"**SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** come on, let's leave him alone and just keep following him. He's obviously in a really bad mood." 김재민 says as he grasps her arm around the wrist.
"Don't touch me!" She says raising her arm, fist clenched, ready to hit him. Then [Jestro] turns around and begin to walk away. "NO!! Ryan, come back!" She screams and chases after him, C41212105 chases after her. The others watch.
"**SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** come back! This is crazy!" He screams. Just then she grabs [Jestro] by the arm. He flings his arm, sending her flying into C41212105, they both fall to the ground.
"Fuck you, bitch! You think that's going to stop me? Well, it won't!" She screams as she gets to her feet. She lets her hands drop to her side.
"**SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr**!!" 김재민 screams as he runs over to her and C41212105.
"What, you don't call my name?" C41212105 asks.
"Hell, no."
"Why not?" C41212105 asks.
"Because you aren't a hot chick with a huge...Wait that's it!" 김재민 says. Then he screams. "[Jestro] remember the ass!!"
[Jestro] stops walking.
"It worked!" C41212105 says as he gets to his feet.
"No shit, dumbass." Ω says walking past them. "I'll take care of this. Yo, [Jestro] we've had it with this shit, it's time to give us some fucking answers!"
[Jestro] turns to face Ω, his eyes are closed. Ω goes to grab [Jestro]'s arm when suddenly [Jestro] palm hits Ω in the chest. Ω slides back on his toes, a few dozen feet before stopping and falling on one knee. He looks down at his chest.
"This was my favorite shirt. It's on now, beeyatch!" Then he charges at [Jestro]. He swings, [Jestro] dodges, rolls to flank Ω, turns around. Ω spins around to find [Jestro] running at him, he swings. The blade is stopped on [Jestro]'s outstretched arm. [Jestro] then spins the blade around, grabs hold of it, and chucks it. It slams into a passing car, causing it to explode.
Everyone stands in awe, even [Jestro] who gazes down at his arm. A magnificent burn in the suit reveals charred skin. The suit grows back over the wound.
"We have to remove the suit!" Ω screams. Then [Jestro] grabs him by the shoulders and throws him into the building beside them.
김재민 runs up from behind [Jestro] but is too slow, [Jestro] spins around as 김재민's fist was coming. He grabs it, squeezes and spins, sending 김재민 flying into the street.
Just then a thin, silver string wraps itself around [Jestro]'s neck. His eyes widen and he places one hand around his neck. He realizes what it is and move at the exact right moment. The silver string tightens just as spins, but as fast as he is, he wasn't fast enough. The suit covering his face peels off exposing the skin. He falls to his knees.
"Ryan! Are you okay, I didn't want to do it, but I didn't know what else to do." **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** says, tears flowing down her already wet face. In her hands, the thin silver wire.
[Jestro] looks at her, eyes as dead as a corpse, pupils wide.
"Ryan! Please!" She screams.
"I am [Jestro]!" He screams in a dead and robotic voice as the suit slithers it's way back over his face.
DJ Machete plays Sequoia Throne by Protest the Hero. [To all you reading right now, please listen to the song, because this is the ONLY time all five of our heroes fight...EACHOTHER!!!...Yeah, I know right. ^_^]
[Jestro] turns quickly to see Ω charging at him. He back handsprings onto his feet and put his arms up. Ω removes, from his jacket, a new beam katana.
"Wha!? That beam katana has TWO beams!" C41212105 says.
Ω slashes at [Jestro] , who dodges every swipe by moving his shoulders. Then he plants his feet and uppercuts Ω. As Ω's body flies backwards, up into the air, 김재민 sprints beneath him. He bends down on one knee and swipe kicks [Jestro]. [Jestro] cartwheel flips out of the way of the kick and lands on a car.
"Hey, **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr**!" C41212105 screams. "Use that wire that you just pulled outta' your ass and let's help these guys out!"
[Jestro] leaps into the air and crashes down onto 김재민. But luckily, the fast ninja rolled out of the way and threw a ball and chain at [Jestro]. The chain wrapped itself around [Jestro]'s neck, he grasped it with his right hand and ripped it apart.
"...Fuck!" 김재민 screamed pulling a katana out.
He sliced at [Jestro], as [Jestro] moved his body sideways he saw Ω's new double beam katana flying at him. He dodged it which left him standing right next to 김재민. 김재민 slashed and swiped at [Jestro] who continually dodged each of them. Ω's beam katana came back around. [Jestro] ducked, and so did 김재민, back hand springing out of the way.
Just then both **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** and C41212105 charged at him, weapons drawn.
"C41212105, where the hell did that fencing rapier come from?" Ω asks catching his beam katana.
"Don't worry about it!" C41212105 screams as he swipes and manages to stick [Jestro] in the stomach. [Jestro] looks down at his stomach. **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** uses this pause to wrap her wire around his neck. [Jestro] grabs the blade of C41212105's rapier and rips it out of his stomach with so much force that it knocks C41212105 onto his back. Then [Jestro]'s back begins to convulse and two giant tumors emerge from his back. Fire shoots out from the bottoms of both of them, like a jet pack. **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** tries holding on to the wire that's still wrapped around his neck, but she looses her grip and falls towards the earth.
Ω wall runs up...a wall, and springs off of it into the air. He catches a hold of [Jestro] and the two begin to twirl around the sky.
**SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** falls down towards earth and just when she thinks the pain is about to come, it doesn't really. She looks around and sees that she's fallen on top of C41212105.
"Thanks, Carlos." She says.
"Yeah." He squeaks.
Ω elbows [Jestro] in the back of the head a few times, trying to get him to lose control and fall to the ground. But [Jestro] instead, slams into the ground, crushing Ω. [Jestro] jumps to his feet and sees 김재민 sprinting towards him, katana still in hand. [Jestro] clenches his fists and prepares to pwn. He front flips over 김재민 and fires twice with his back cannons.

PAUSE!!!

"But, Mr. Romero. What IS a back cannon?" You might ask yourself whilst reading this.
"Well, it is, in fact, a cannon on the top of a cannon. It allows someone to fire, let's just say a missile, from the opposite end of a jet pack than the thruster. This could be used in any number of ways, so feel free to let your imaginations run wild."

RESUME!!!

김재민 dodges both missiles fired from the back cannons, but didn't, however dodge their explosions. He's thrown into the side of a nearby building and knocked out. [Jestro] sprints and leaps into the air, flying into the clouds.

"**SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr**." [Jestro]'s voice says in her ears. "What the fuck? You DO expect me to use that body again, don't you?"
"Wha?! Ryan!?" She asks, C41212105 looks at her like she's crazy.
"No, it's the OTHER dude that talks to you from beyond the grave. Yes, fool. It's me!
He says.
"You don't have to be so mean about it." She says pouting.
"Alright, whatever, I'm sorry. But for realz, I still wanna use that body, if and when you guys get it back to me."
"What do you mean?" She asks.
"Well, yo. Let me break it down for you." He says, then he clears his throat, which is funny because he's only a voice. "There are these three muthafucker called "The Puppet Masters" and those fools are psychics n' shit." **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** rolls her eyes at [Jestro] use of vocabulary. "Well, anyway. These fool freakin' activated my suit and somehow made it take control of my corpse, which shouldn't happen, because the suit only enhances what the brain tells it to do. And if my brain is dead and has been being eaten by worms, then nothing should be happening. But those fucks fucked with my shit and now my suit is acting on it's own."
"So if it's acting on it's own, why does it need your body? Couldn't it just move without it?" She asks, still sitting on top of C41212105 back, his face pressed against the wet sidewalk.
"Yeah, it could and the only person who can stop the suit is me. But I can't just go around possessing people, that's rude and requires a permit, I only had enough to get this calling card. By the way, thank whoever put those two silver dollars over my eyes, I would have never crossed the river Styx without them." [Jestro] says.
"[Jestro] says thanks for putting those Susan B Anthony coins over his eyes after he died." **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** says to C41212105.
"Anyway, Hades says if I can get my body here then he'll let me come back."
"Well, that's cool. But why?" She asks.
"I dunno, he thinks I'm missing out on life and stuff, blah blah blah. I'm talking too much, aren't I? Well, yup I'm in Greece so find my body and bring it here, gotta go The Matrix is HBO, PEACE!" Then it was silent in her head and she stood up and stretched her arms.
"What was that all about?" C41212105 asks getting to his feet.
"Oh, that was Ryan. Yeah, he likes me most. He talks to me...in my brain!" She says with a smile as 김재민 and Ω walk up.
"Bitch." Ω says.
"Yeah, so what's up?" 김재민 asks.
"We're going to Greece." She says.
"Fuck." 김재민 says.
"Yeah, I wasn't too happy about it either." **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** says.
"Greece fucking sucks!" C41212105 says patting the mud off of the front of his clothes. By this time the Greek, Ω had had enough of their shit talking.
"ELE! Everybody Love Everybody!"


-Sir Jestro