Star Force Gemini 2 Chapter 2.3....FUCK!!!!

"23!"
"FUCK!" Ω screams as he speeds down the freeway.
"Yeah, dude...23." 김재민 says.
"So, yeah dude. I freakin' saw that ass over here." Ω says as he points out the window of his car. They speed down the freeway. The cold drops of water begin to slam into the windshield.
"Dude, are you sure? Because we NEED to find him, things are getting out of control, we need to contain it."
"Whoa, calm down DR. Kim!" Ω shouts. "But I swear, I saw him over there!"
"Alright, dude. I believe you, just get off at this exit and drop me off, I'll walk around on foot." 김재민 said.
"Nah, I gotta be at the top of Pompey Hill in twenty."
"What the hell does that mean?" 김재민 asks.
"It means grow some wings beeyatch!" Ω screams and rolls down the passenger side window.
"Are you serious?" 김재민 asks with a blank look on his face.
"Hell yeah -- wha!? This is Pendulum! Fuck yeah!" Ω cranks the radio. DJ Machete plays Propane Nightmares.
"I fuckin' hate you, you Greek bastard. I hope you sit on your iphone and it breaks because--"
"Yeah, yeah yeah, because I'm fat. Blah, blah, fuckin' blah. Get some new material, and get THE FUCK OUTTA MY CAR!!!" Then he swerves knocking 김재민 out of the car.
In an instant 김재민 hits the road on his back and swings his legs backwards sending him into a back flip. He lands on a car, he spins around and jumps on another one, then he sees an overpass above him. He leaps into the air and catches the guard railing.
"What an asshole." He says to himself and swings himself over the railing. He hears screaming and runs towards it. Well, it's a good thing 김재민's half Irish, because today he's lucky. As he turns the corner he sees [Jestro] holding someone by the throat. A girl is on the ground near them screaming.
"PUT HIM DOWN!! SOMEBODY HELP!!!"
김재민 runs towards [Jestro].
"Dude, [Jestro] put the douche bag down!" He screams. [Jestro] looks at 김재민, drops the douche bag, and walks toward 김재민.
"Cut...the...strings..." He says.
"What?" 김재민 asks. [Jestro] turns around and starts walking away. "Dude, where are you going?" He runs after [Jestro] and tries grabbing his elbow. [Jestro] turns to face 김재민. In a flash [even too fast for the master ninja 김재민 to react] [Jestro] flips his arm out of 김재민's grasp and transforms it into a double barrel shotgun.
"Whoa!" He says putting his arms in the air. "Come on dude, chill out."
Just then a car turns the corner and screeches to a stop.
"We found you!" It's Ha-Neul and El Salvador. She jumps out of the Chevy Nova and runs to our hero and his undead companion. El Salvador calmly exits the car.
"Wait, how did you...?" 김재민 says.
"Homing beacon." Ha-Neul says.
"Ah, should have known."
"We're taking Ryan now." She says.
"No, you aren't." 김재민 says. "He's one of us, he belongs with us."
"Don't be stupid, 김재민." Ha-Neul says, [Jestro] begins to walk away. "He's become a monster, he must be eliminated."
"Well, tell that fucking guy to do it right the first time!" 김재민 says as he slowly starts to follow [Jestro]. Ha-Neul walks in front of him.
"That fucking guy intends to, right now." Ha-Neul says.
"Then why are you here?" 김재민 asks.
"I'm here to keep you in line." She responds.
"Oh, now you're an assassin too?"
"김재민, I'm Korean. I think you know what that means." 김재민 did, it meant that Ha-Neul had the purity of being badass coursing through her veins, and unlike him, she was FULL Korean.
"But your father told [Jestro]..."
"What my father told Ryan was only that he kept me from knowing about The Guild. Every girl should know how to defend herself, 김재민. What if someone tried to rape me, right?"
"So, we're fighting, then?" 김재민 asked.
"I'd rather not, but if that's how you're going to be...then I WILL stop you." She said. 김재민 chuckled and watched El Salvador approach [Jestro].
He stepped in front of [Jestro], [Jestro] walked into him, touching shoulders [the greatest form of disrespect among human beings]. El Salvador spun around and put his hand on [Jestro]'s shoulder. In that second [Jestro]'s shoulder transformed into two hands and his body morphed so that he was holding El Salvador's hand while facing him.
"Whoa!" 김재민 said half afraid and half in awe.
"It's true," Ha-Neul said. "He really is something from a nightmare."
El Salvador teleported behind [Jestro]. He punched at him but [Jestro]'s back absorbed the punch and held it there. Then [Jestro]'s arms dislocated and spun around to grab EL Salvador. Each arm firmly grasped one of El Salvador's shoulders, then [Jestro]'s head spun around.
El Salvador used his free arm to draw his pistol and shot [Jestro]. The force of the shot caused [Jestro] to release El Salvador. [Jestro] stumbled backward before getting his footing. He then transformed his left arm into a cannon.
"Dude!" 김재민 screamed in overzealous joy.
[Jestro]'s arm started shaking as the cannon charged up to fire. El Salvador teleported a dozen times in order to make [Jestro]'s tracking systems slow down. He stayed put for just a second, that's when [Jestro] fired. El Salvador was standing next to an office building and teleported just before the cannon blast hit the building. It was a huge green ball of incandescent light that dissolved the building, like dig-dug. [Jestro] stood up and transformed his left arm back to normal. He started scanning the area. El Salvador appeared for a second and fired at him. [Jestro] took the slug to the face and was thrown into the ground, shattering the concrete below.
"Shit!" 김재민 said as he ran over to [Jestro], Ha-Neul ran in front of him.
"Stop 김재민!" She screamed slicing at him with her sword, a rapier with a wire hilt.
"Watch it, bitch!" He screamed, parrying her attack with the palm of his hand. She spun around and slashed again. 김재민 jumped backward, Ha-Neul lunged at him [classic fencing style], 김재민 jumped backward again. He quickly examined the area for any kind of weapon to use against her. He dove past her, to the car that she and El Salvador drove in. She ran after him as he ran into the middle of the street, jumping over the fallen [Jestro].
김재민 grabs hold of the base of the car's antennae and snaps it off, he spins around just as Ha-Neul slashes at him. He blocks it with the antennae, her strength bending it near it's breaking point. He kicked her in the shin causing her to stumble backwards. 김재민 ran forward and planted his right foot on her knee then back flip kicked her with his left foot. Just as he landed on the ground she was already charging for him. She slashed with her blade and he deflected it with the car antennae, then he made a quick slash at her face, cutting her left cheek. She stopped and wiped the blood up with her sleeve.
"Are you ready to die, 김재민?" She asked.
"No." He replied getting into a fencing stance, left arm bent and pointed towards the sky, his right extended and pointed towards her. Ha-Neul made a disgusted face and charged forward.
[Jestro] jumps to his feet, El Salvador teleports in front of him and fires his pistol. [Jestro] dodges it, the slug hits El Salvador's car and causes it to explode. [Jestro] charges towards EL Salvador, just as he sees that he tries to teleport but [Jestro]'s arm extends like BeetleJuice and grabs hold of El Salvador. He turns and throws El Salvador into the building that wasn't destroyed. EL Salvador teleports just before hitting it, and falls out of the sky without losing any momentum. He fires twice and both bullets hit [Jestro]. [Jestro] slams into the building.
El Salvador stands on the ground looking into the dust and smoke bellowing from the building. Then a dozen tentacles shoot from the darkness into the rainy night and wrap around El Salvador. El Salvador stands motionless, wrapped in alien tentacles, looking into the darkness of the building. A fluorescent light pops lighting up the darkness for a second.
[Jestro] is standing with dozens of tentacles extending from where his arms should be. The room goes black and all that's left are the two dark red eyes staring at El Salvador. Fear hits him for the first time. He screams and is pulled into the dark room.
김재민 and Ha-Neul stop fighting and look into the building. They see nothing. Each of them stands anxious, trying to catch their breath. Then a dismembered torso and two legs are thrown from the darkness and [Jestro] walks out, back to normal. He walks past the half torso [headless, in fact shoulderless too. Imagine a shark bit you head first, down to your belly button. That's what's left of El Salvador.] and continues into the darkness of the rainy night.
"Fuck, dude!" 김재민 says and gets his phone from his pocket.
"What are you doing?" Ha-Neul asks.
"I'm calling my SFG Crew." He says calling Ω first.
"What bitch boy?" He asks.
"Dude, you need to come pick me up, NOW!"
"I can't, I'm about race." Ω says.
"Dude, Ω! You're coming down the hill, just head here instead of the finish line!"
"Nah, sorry. I can't. Yo, ask C41212105. He's here." Ω says then hangs up the phone.
"Fuckin' asshole!" 김재민 screams then calls C41212105.
"Moshi Moshi!" C41212105 says as he answers the phone.
"Dude...Can you come pick me up right now?" 김재민 asks.
"Sure, dude. I just need to pick **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** up first."
"Alright, so when should I expect you?"
"In like 30 minutes, I got forty bucks riding on Ω wining this race."
"Fuck dude! We don't have time for this!" 김재민 yells into the phone. Then hangs up.
"So what's happening?" Ha-Neul asks.
"I'm going to get [Jestro]." He replies.
"I'm coming with you!" She says.
"No, you aren't!" He shouts walking after [Jestro].
"I'm going to get that little fucker if it's the last thing I do." She pauses. "It may actually be the last thing I do." She runs after 김재민.

-Sir Jestro