"We are with you, sire! For Sparta, for freedom, to the death!" C41212105 shouted as he, and a group of computer generated soldiers ran into battle.
"Fuck, C41212105!" Ω screams as he sees C41212105 tag a giant 'V' on a wall. "Stop tagging, it's n00b status."
"I'm notta n00b, Ω, so shut it!" He chuckles.
"You are a fucking n00b, you Sweeny Todd lookin' motherfucker." Ω says under his breath.
"What'd you say?" C41212105 asks.
"I said your lips are fucking stupid!" Ω shouts and storms off. "Fuck this game. YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF CAMPING BITCHES!" He slams the door upon his exit.
C41212105 chases him.
"Ω, wait!" He calls out to him.
"V for Vendetta, unless you wanna throw down I suggest you back the fuck up. I'm pissed, not only did you kind of cock block me, but you called me down here just so we could play some stupid fucking MMO, with a bunch of 13 year olds. Well, enough is enough I say!"
"Here it comes." C41212105 says.
"I have had it with these [Monkey Fighting Snakes] on this [Monday to Friday] Plane!" Ω screams.
"Ω, calm the fuck down. I called you here, because I saw [Jestro]." Instantly Ω stopped and shot C41212105 a hard glance.
"What the hell are you saying?"
"I saw him, dude. I nearly hit him with my car!"
"That is strange." Ω said lighting a cigarette. "He wrote me a message on my car."
"Wait, double you tee eff!?" C41212105 shouted.
"Yeah, it just said 'Epic Win' cuz I was banging some lezbo!" Ω said with a grin.
"Dude, have you talked to anyone else from the crew? Have either of them seen or heard from him?"
"I don't fucking know, bitch." Ω said. "김재민's hanging out with the guys..."
"Wait, aren't we the guys?"
"Guess not, you dig?"
"What about **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr**?"
"Have you read her myspace headline? She's overcompensating for something."
"What do you mean?" C41212105 asked.
"She never mentions us, it's like she's ashamed of us. Liek she's lying to her own heart, like she's afraid to jump all the way in. You've heard the expression 'Can't handle the heat, get the fuck outta the kitchen, right?" Ω asked.
"Something like that, why?"
"Well, I don't think she could juggle both worlds."
"Yeah, I had some trouble with that, didn't I?" C41212105.
"You did, but I'm talking talking about you, Navy Boy. I'm talking about Huge Ass. I think if an adventure's on the way, we're doing it alone. I'm not sure if she's down."
"Do you really think she's that much of a bitch?"
"Well, she has shut herself up since, you know...[Jestro] got fucking shot in the head, like a fucking n00b." Ω says tossing his cigarette onto the ground.
"We were all there, Ω. He didn't go out like a n00b at all. You only wish you could die in such a 1337 way." C41212105 said.
"Don't judge me, Criminal!" Ω said, walking to his car.
"So what are we going to do?"
"Well, I'm going home. I've gotta a big race tomorrow night, I need to be mentally prepared." Ω said.
"Ω, aren't you interested in what the hell is going on? I mean I saw [Jestro], walking around...and I've been feeling strange lately."
"That's called puberty, fucko. You always were late on the important shit, weren't you?" Ω asked.
"No, it's not that. I beat the shit out of a guy a few days ago." C41212105 said.
"What? Dude, what did I tell you about hitting retards, you don't do that shit!"
"I'm serious!"
"So am I."
"Whatever, Ω. Good luck at your race, don't wreck your car." C41212105 said turning around.
"Don't turn your back on me!" Ω shouted.
"I'm going to find the others, 김재민 and **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr**. I'm sure they'll help me find [Jestro]." C41212105 calls over his shoulder, still walking away.
"He's not coming back anyway." Ω calls out to C41212105.
"He might. The fact is there's just not enough fact!" C41212105 calls back. He gets into his car and DJ Machete plays "Fireflies" by Owl City.
-Sir Jestro
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Star Force Gemini 2 Chapter One [Part Two]
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Needs more Kim!!!!
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