SiniFLAME and SiniSTAR vs Ω and 김재민

"An attack on one, is an attack on all." 김재민 said as he cracked his neck.
"Yeah, you two fuckin' fags picked the wrong crew to fuck with." Ω said.
This remark made SiniSTAR laugh...out loud.
"If you two are anything like you two counterparts, then I admire your ego." SiniSTAR said as he stated pacing in front of them, his brother standing behind him. "You must be the Greek one they speak so...highly of."
"Yeah, I'm the Prince." Ω said adjusting his crotch.
"I imagined you to be fatter. And less ugly."
"Fuck off." Ω said, his feelings hurt.
"Well, we were informed that [Nightmare Jestro] was the most powerful, and we took care of him pretty easily, didn't we, brother?" SiniSTAR asked. SiniFLAME grunted in approval.
"Pssh, bitch please! Read SFG 2 before you start making all these wild accusations!" 김재민 shouted. This too, made SiniSTAR chuckle.
"You folks and that fourth wall of yours, don't you have any respect for it?" He asked.
"Bitch, your voice annoys me!" Ω screamed. "Let's just fucking do this already!"
"As you wish, Ω." SiniSTAR said.
"[Jestro], hit it!" Ω says. They all look over at [Nightmare Jestro] sitting next to the chard remains of **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr**. He closes his eyes and two giant speakers extend from his back like folded wings and begin playing "Eyeless" by Slipknot.
"Now we're ready." Ω says lighting a cigarette with his beam katana. Then 김재민 revealed a red double pointed spear.
"That's new." SiniFLAME said.
"Yeah, I found this on our latest adventure, it's called The Lance of Longinus." 김재민 said. "Prepare to get fucked." Then he and Ω both charged at the remaining SiniBROTHERS. SiniFLAME shoots two massive streams of liquid fire at them, they jumped through them and landed on the two huge suits of armor. SiniSTAR's jets took of, sending he and Ω flying closely above the ground. Ω elbowed continuously the massively armored suit in the back of the neck, presumably a weak area on suits made of armor. SiniSTAR started squeezing Ω tightly as they flew just above the grass of Pompey City Park.
"You're fat, you're crushing me!" Ω screamed. Then he took his beam katana and stabbed it into SiniSTAR's back. SiniSTAR screamed and the two of them crashed into the ground, skidding roughly against the declining grass fields.

김재민 slammed down onto SiniFLAME's chest, sending the huge suit crashing onto his back. He started smashing the blunt end of his lance into SiniFLAME's neck. With each smashing blow the armor dented a little bit more and within seconds blood started spraying out. SiniFLAME screamed finally managed to roll his suit over and shoot a stream of fire at 김재민, who simply spun The Lance of Longinus, exhausting the flame.
"You'll have to do better than that." 김재민 said with a smirk. SiniFLAME another stream of liquid fire at 김재민 but this time he jumped to his feet and charged at the small 김재민. He dove and body smashed 김재민, but 김재민 planted both feet onto SiniFLAME's chest just before they crashed, heavily on his back.
"Try fighting with a broken back, you fucking Chink!" This racial slur enraged 김재민.
"I'm Korean you fucking flaming bag of shit!"
"Then do something about it, bitch boy!" SiniFLAME laughed hysterically. He knew he had the upper hand as long as 김재민 was underneath the weight of his suit.

"Fuck, learn how to fly!" Ω said getting to his feet. He charged at SiniSTAR who still remained face down on the grass. SiniSTAR heard Ω running so he turned his jets back on and skidded against the grass, out of the way of Ω's first strike.
"Stop running, you're the one in the fucking suit of armor, bitch!" Ω shouted. This enraged SiniSTAR. "I'll give you the chance to stand up, because I know you and your brothers are fucking turtles when you're on your backs."
"I have never had my penis anywhere near a turtle! You're sick man!" SiniSTAR said getting to his feet.
"No, I meant..." Ω stopped himself. "Fuck it, I don't even care." SiniSTAR started laughing. "What's so damn funny?" Ω asked.
"All you have is that lousy beam katana. How do you expect to kill me with that...I am SiniSTAR!" He screamed.
"The Force." Ω said lighting another cigarette.
"The Force? Oh, come on!" SiniSTAR shouted.
"Oh, don't even give me that shit, I used the force in season one, so you can go back and re-read SFG before you even start bitching." Ω said.
"This is bullshit!" SiniSTAR shouted.
"Fuck you, Mr. I only lived for two chapters. If you remember correctly I didn't even bust my beam katana until chapter three [part two] so you can suck a fat one!"
"Fuck it. Fine. Let's just do this already!" SiniSTAR shouted as he started charging, like a line-backer to Ω.
Ω threw his beam katana at SiniSTAR who smacked it away like it was pencil. Ω still stood calmly as the powerhouse, SiniSTAR got closer and closer.
"LEERROOYY JENNKKIINNSSS!!!" SiniSTAR screamed just as he was going to shoulder smash Ω. But the second before he could, Ω side flipped like The Apprentice [Soul Caliber, beeyatch!]. Ω extended his arm, and his beam katana flew back into his hand. SiniSTAR turned around in a large circle, as to not lose any momentum. Ω braced himself, plating both feet on the ground and holding his free hand out in front of him.

"Get the fuck off of me!" 김재민 screamed at SiniFLAME, who continued to laugh, his blood dripping onto 김재민. "I don't want your fucking AIDS! Now..GET...OFF!" With that he pushed with all of his might and launched SiniFLAME into the air [I guess all those squats paid off, huh?]. 김재민 rolled to his left just as SiniFLAME crashed into the earth next to him. 김재민 grabbed The Lance of Longinus and stabbed it into SiniFLAME's back. SiniFLAME screamed and shout a giant cloud of fire from his chest, it launched him to his feet.
"Now I'm pissed!" He screamed.
"Fuck!" 김재민 said in awe. SiniFLAME started running towards him, still penetrated through the chest. 김재민 held his ground and as SiniFLAME plunged at him, he jumped onto SiniFLAME's chest. He planted both hands on The Lance of Longius and rolled with SiniFLAME, ripping the lance out of his chest. As they rolled he kicked him, sending SiniFLAME flying through the air. SiniFLAME screamed as the world spun around him. 김재민 took aim and time seemed to slow down. He wound up and the two points of the lance spun around on themselves, like one giant Tim Burton point. As the lance left his hand it broke the sound barrier. It shot through SiniFLAME, again and tore a hole in him. The rest of his body followed the lance concaving in on itself and tearing out the other side, inside out. The Lance of Longinus as well as the rest of SiniFLAME shot far into the sky, never to return again.

SiniSTAR ran towards Ω, smacking a man who was running with his dog, out of his way. SiniSTAR lunged into the air, jets going off on his feet [Think IRON MAN fight on the freeway] he slammed down on top of Ω. Ω raised his hand and stopped SiniSTAR.
"WAIT!" He screamed. "I'm getting a text...PSYCHE!!" Then he force pushed SiniSTAR backwards. He charged as SiniSTAR flew through the air.
DJ Machete plays "Castaway" by Benassi Bros.
Ω lunged into the air just as SiniSTAR's jets went off. Ω grabbed hold of SiniSTAR as they ascended into the sky. SiniSTAR spun around, a maneuver easy for him to maintain control during, but Ω on the other hand started getting motion sickness. He held on tight, like a scared child on a roller coaster.
"Enough is enough!" He screamed. "I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"
"What are you talking about!?" SiniSTAR screamed with a laugh.
"This one's for my boy's gee-eff, **SuPeRfUkInGbItCh**!" Ω screamed and slammed his beam katana into SiniSTAR's primary jet. An explosion closely followed. Ω leaped of of SiniSTAR, who plummeted rapidly towards the earth.

"Dude, why didn't you just kill those two, I mean they killed **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr**." 김재민 asked [Nightmare Jestro] as they both watched SiniSTAR and Ω fall from the sky.
"Soul...left...body...mine too..." [Nightmare Jestro] said. "Together as one." He put his hands together and crossed his fingers.
"Oh, I see." 김재민 said, confused.

Ω chucked his beam katana at SiniSTAR. It sliced off one of his arms, and another explosion...exploded from his back.
"AHHHHHH!!" He screamed as his body caught fire. Ω folded his body, like a pencil and flew towards SiniSTAR. Just as the two of them were about to hit the earth Ω opend himself up and grabbed his fists, making one large double fist and Ω smashed SiniSTAR into the earth. A giant crash tore into the ground. 김재민 stared at the crater waiting for a figure to appear from the dust and smoke, and one did. It was Ω, his Ray-Bands that he got from France were gone, he must have lost them in the fall. He looked down at SiniSTAR, who was still alive.
"Well, that was fun, wasn't it?" Ω asked SiniSTAR. Ω smiled, he leaned in close to SiniSTAR. "Hey, wanna see something really scary?" Just then his beam katana fell into SiniSTAR's chest, from the sky. SiniSTAR screamed and Ω grabbed the beam katana. He swung it and sliced SiniSTAR into two piece, the suit just and explode..you know, it HAD to. ^_^

Ω started walking out of the crater when ANOTHER huge suit of armor smashed into the earth. Ω turned to face it, but just as he did the suit shot, with a huge three barrel cannon, and tore off Ω's arm.
"My arm!" He screamed as he fell to the ground.
"It's not yours anymore." Omicron said.


-Sir Jestro