[Jestro] and Ω walked to the dying 김재민 , his eyes dilating, he was turning white. He locked eyes with Ω, who looked down at him outstretching his hand.
"Come with me if you want to live." 김재민 smiled and closed his eyes. When he opened them again, he was on a hospital bed.
"Where am I?" He called out to anyone who could hear him.
"You're in the hospital, bitch!" A female voice called out to him.
"Oh." He said, defeated. "Wait...which hospital?"
"There's only one hospital in this city! Pompey Community Hospital, jackass!" The same voice screamed. She hurt 김재민's feelings.
"You're...you're mean!" He called out to the voice.
"I don't care bitch, stop being such a girl!" The voice screamed.
"Who are you!?" 김재민 screamed, tears flooding down his cheeks, he was a mess from the morphine.
"I'm a **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr**!!" She screamed.
"Why do you spell it like that?" 김재민 asked, breaking the fourth wall.
"Shut up, bitch!" She screamed back.
"I don't like this, I'm leaving." 김재민 said to himself, aloud. He got up and opened the curtains around his bed, there was one other bed next to his and a gorgeous Mexican girl with stupendous lips, that were pouting. Her eyes were adorable and big, like her lips. 김재민 smiled, and bent over a little to hide his....erection. Then the girl's eyes glared, her face scrunched up, and her dissonant voice escaped her beautiful lips.
"Sit down!" It made 김재민 jump and obey. He threw the covers over his head, in hopes of shielding himself from the monster. At long last, he heard a familiar voice enter the room.
"Boom! Wakudo!" It was [Sir_Jestro], 김재민 smiled underneath the covers. He peeked his head out as [Jestro] walked next to his bed. "Yo!" He whispered to 김재민 . "There's a super hot girl in the bed next to you!" His eyes full of joy and envy.
"No, dude!" He said, "Its a demon!"
"I'm not a demon!" **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** screamed, clearly getting all up in their business, a place she didn't belong. [Jestro] jumped.
"What the fuck was that!?" He asked 김재민.
"Its the demon. I think the girl's here to get it removed!" He was completely serious, and tearing up again.
"Dude..." [Jestro]'s voice dropped to a low whisper. "I've seen The Exorcist before, I'll get it out of her."
"That's crazy, it'll never work!" 김재민 also whispered now.
"Yes, it will!"
"Okay..." 김재민 said with a frown. "But why would you want to mess with that kind of stuff, its scary!"
"Dude!" [Jestro]'s whisper now harsh. "If I defeat the monster I get the girl!"
"But what about Ha-Neul?" 김재민 asked.
"Her dad and I are fighting tomorrow night, so this is kind of like my bachelor party." [Jestro] said, peeking around the curtain.
"What do you want, bitch?!" **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** screamed as she saw the chivalrous [Jestro] who jumped back as she screamed.
"Fuck!" He screamed. "Its worse than I thought." He looked at 김재민. "I'mma need a bible, King James version, some holy water, and a bucket of chicken!"
"Okay, I don't have any of those, but I'm sure there's a chapel in here somewhere, and what's the chicken for?" 김재민 asked.
"Its for me, jackass! I'm hungry!" [Jestro] dapped 김재민 [the knuckle hit, made popular by those of African decent] and briskly walked out.
"Where the fuck are you going?!" **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** asked, like it was her business.
"To the church." [Jestro] admitted. He couldn't help but speak the truth while she was around.
"When the fuck did you start going to church!?" She screamed.
[Jestro] paused, he thought to himself.
"Do I know this person already? She seems to be all up in my business, the way only an old friend, or girlfriend would be." At that moment a male nurse came in.
"Oh, hey Doc! She says she needs a new bed pan! Better get on that stat!" [Jestro] said and then rushed out of the room. **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** screamed that she didn't and then he couldn't hear her voice anymore. Ω and C41212105 were walking towards him as he ran down the hall.
"Sup, wiener nose?!" Ω called out. [Jestro] slid to a stop, out of breath.
"Hey, guys." He looked at C41212105 who held a dozen roses in his arms. "Are you purposing to 김재민?"
"Yeah," Ω said. "he came out last night to me on the phone. It was cute."
"Very funny guys!" C41212105 wasn't laughing with the other two.
"Where you headed, [Jestro]?" Ω asked.
"To the chapel." He responded.
"Hot Asian nuns?!" Ω asked smiling. "Dude, alright!"
"Not quite, ummm, exocrism." [Jestro] said.
"I hope its better than that shitty movie with Emily Rose." C41212105 interjected.
"Come on, its us. We'd make a porno win an Oscar!" Ω said.
"I think the award you're thinking of is a Grammy." C41212105 said.
"Or a Woody." [Jestro] said. They all smiled then split up. Ω and C41212105 walked into the room and were yelled at.
"Why are all these people coming to see that guy and not me!?" **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** screamed as the two of them came in.
"I'm here to see you." Ω said, snatching the roses from C41212105 and handing them to her. "These roses are for you, baby." Ω was putting his charm on her.
"Fuck you!" But his charm failed. C41212105 hurried to 김재민's bed side.
"I'm so glad you're safe, I was worried sick!" C41212105 said as he hugged 김재민 who slowly moved away like C41212105 smelled bad.
"Get these fucking flowers out of my face!" **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** screamed. Then there was a smacking sound and the dozen roses fell onto 김재민's bed. Both he and C41212105 looked at the roses and then each other, and then at Ω who came in rubbing his face.
"She slapped me...hard." He sat down on the end of the bed, his back turned to the two of them. They both looked at his back intently. "Dude, 김재민." He turned around.
"Yes?" 김재민 replied.
"There's a meeting today, at sunset, on the top of the Omicron Memorial Building."
"Fuck, dude..." 김재민 responded.
"What's wrong with there being a meeting on top of a building at sunset?!" **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** screamed through the curtain.
"Dude, there hasn't been a meeting in years. What's up?" 김재민 asked Ω.
"The high ups are pissed, probably at us, for all the crazy shit we've been doing." Ω responded.
"What does that mean?!" **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** screamed.
"Are you guys scared?" C41212105 asked.
"Fuck yes!" 김재민 said.
"Never. I'm never scared, like Chris Rock." Ω said getting to his feet. "Let's roll out." He walked out.
"Where the fuck are you three going?" **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** asked glaring.
"Out. We've got a meeting to get to." Ω said.
"Well, he's not allowed to leave!" She screamed back.
"And why not?!" 김재민 asked, offended.
"Because those are the rules!" She said.
"Don't chain yourself down to rules," C41212105 said. "they'll just suck the life out you."
"Fuck you, you're stupid!" She said rolling her eyes and crossing her arms.
"Well, we've got a Guild to secede from." Ω said.
"Wait, what why?" 김재민 asked.
"Because we broke too many rules, fuck man! Put two and two together!" Ω said.
"Oh..." 김재민 said, sheepishly.
"So what're you guys going to do?" **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** asked.
"Find [Jestro], load up, head to the Omicron Memorial Building, and tell them we aren't afraid of those motherfuckers, and probably die." Ω said, he looked at the door, [Jestro] was standing there, he must have heard the whole thing. He looked dissapointed.
"Goonies never say die."
-Sir Jestro
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
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I sense some badassness happening soon
I think SFG is probably my favorite of your series stories. Good stuff Jestro. :)
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