$138 for a box?!

So I was just reading the news on my yahoo! homepage, and something caught my eye: a picture of the new Nintendo DSi. As many of you know, I am a strong supporter of the DS, and was the first person in Riverside to legally purchase the DS Lite [I never get tired of saying that]. So, needless to say, I clicked on the headline, regardless of its content.
The story was of a woman who thought she had bought her son a DSi for his birthday, but actually paid for a $138 box of rocks and chinese paper...PWND!!!
See, the first problem the woman made was: she bought this 'item' at Wal-Mart, and we all know how nasty Wal-Mart is. In fact, the only good thing about them is, their hours, you can always bank on, at any given hour, they'll be open. The second problem was, the woman forgot to perform the age old test of any boxed item, to shake it. That's how we'd narrow down our list of x-mas items as the piles grew under the tree. And the last mistake this woman made was, being a complete idiot, she said, and I quote
"They don't want to do nothing. They want me to keep the box of rocks. I'm not buying a box of rocks for $138,"
So, I'll ignore the obvious errors in her first independent clause and move to the more obvious error. Lady, are you telling me you're mad, not that you bought a box of rocks, but that they want you to keep it? Or that you paid $138 dollars for it? Would, let's just say, an even $100 be more appropriate for you? Ugh, stupid people annoy me.
The post also said, that the same box had been returned to the store prior to the woman purchasing it, and that it appeared back on the shelf, mysteriously! [Waves hands] I, myself work in retail, and would love to do something like that. But then again, I'd also be a part of Project Mayhem if the group should arise. I'd love to fill a box with rocks and sell it to some retarted Republican American, as my way of 'giving back' to all the verbally abuse we, the sales people and cashiers, recieve.
They also stated that a different Wal-Mart, located in Florida, sold a PSP to a kid with a memory stick full of porn. Now if that just doesn't make you smile, then you have some kind of problem. It seems to me that Florida is one step ahead of the rest of the US, and we could all learn a thing or two from them.
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