Monday, April 20, 2009

Star Force Gemini Chapter Eight [part three]

"Ugh...I've got a headache." [Jestro] said.
"Maybe its a tumor!?" 김재민 suggested.
"Its not a tumor!!!!" [Jestro] screamed as the two of them walked through the halls of Pompey high.
"I really hate the rain." 김재민 said as he looked up at the black clouds hanging overhead. "Its so depressing."
"I've never had any problem with the rain." [Jestro] said. "But YO!!!!! I'm fuckin' pissed!!!"
"Because of the new guy?" 김재민 asked.
"You're damn right!!!"
"I'm always right." Ω said as he merged into the group.
"Fuck you, fatass! I'm talking about the new guy...He's in The Guild and I think I'm going to kill his ass!" [Jestro] said.
"Okay, can I help?" 김재민 asked with a smile.
"Me too?" Ω asked as well.
"Sure! So how're we doing this?"
The two of them were silent.
"Ummm, we thought you had an idea." 김재민 admitted pathetically.
"Yeah, I heard that guy gets down with sonic waves and stuff like that." Ω said.
"You mean like that guy from Trigun?" 김재민 asked.
"Word!" [Jestro] said. He stopped suddenly, 김재민 and Ω both ran into him.
"What the fuck, wiener nose!?" Ω screamed. [Jestro] balled his fist and smashed it into the fire alarm he was standing next to. The walls started screaming and everyone lost self control. Mass chaos, people running in all directions.
"What did you do that for?" 김재민 asked as [Jestro] changed into his suit. "Oh." Then he smiled.
"Let's fuck bitches up!!!" Ω yelled, he grabbed a guy and knocked him out , then he grabbed a girl and kissed her passionately. [Jestro] pulled out a pistol and was out for blood.
"Where're we headed?" Ω asked as the three of them walked through the halls.
"Let's go get some pizza!!!!" 김재민 screamed!
"What are we Ninja Turtles now, fuck head?" Ω asked. [Jestro] stopped and so did the other two.
"Siffy Steve, where's Testicleeze?" He asked.
"Ummm...well, he's at the community college taking a guitar class." Siffy Steve said.
"Kay Thanks Bye!" [Jestro] said, but his gun to Siffy Steve's head.
"Finish him!" 김재민 said in a deep, badass tone.
BANG!!!!
Siffy Steve's body flew to the ground, dead.
"Well, that was pretty anti-climactic, and pretty weak, but kind of badass with the Mortal Combat line in there." Ω interjected. Neither of the others paid him any attention. That was when Trace Face™ ran into the scene.
"OMG!!!! Shayne!!! No, my love, my heart, my life I can't believe it! You're not dead, I'll never let go, Shayne, never!!!!" She got to her feet to face [Jestro] and verbally abuse him. "You stupid fu...!!"
BANG!!!!
Trace Face™'s body flew to the ground, dead.
"Well, that was also pretty anti-climactic, but I'm glad that bitch is dead, she was annoying as fuck. LOLZ!!! Let's go get pizza!!!" Ω screamed with joy.
"After we go to the classical guitar ensemble, I'm out for blood." [Jestro] said as he walked off campus to Ω's car. The three of them were standing around the RX-7 when Ω spoke.
"Only two seats. Eeny meeny miny moe, catch a dickhead by his toe, he screams then let him go, call him a lil' shit....and....you're not riding in my car!!!" His finger was pointed at 김재민 .
"That's fine, I'll just catch a ride on a semi, like I always do." He said happily. Then he ran off. Ω and [Jestro] sped off into downtown, towards the community college. [Jestro] was thinking to himself, about when the time came that the three of them would have to turn on each other. He thought of the three of them as enemies, the thought troubled him, he wanted to punch a baby.
"Hey, Ω."
"What, robot?" He responded.
"Promise me we'll still be friends after this."
"I promise I will never, ever be your friend." Ω said as they hit 90 mph.

-Sir Jestro

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