Star Force Gemini Chapter 10.1

"Be happy, be happy." [Jestro] said, his eyes hardened. He walked slowly into the room holding; a bible, a flask, and bucket of Popcorn chicken. They all stood in silence, watching him. He walked next to **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr**.
"What, bitch?" She asked, her eyes filled with an anger older than time itself. [Jestro] tossed the bucket to C41212105, and moved the bible into his right hand. He flipped through the pages. **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** just looking up at him. He locked eyes with. Her mouth opened wide open and a massive wave of green vomit flew all over the room, covering our three heroes and C41212105.
"Fuck! My Jordan's!" Ω screamed.
"She's possessed by a demon!" 김재민 screamed.
"Am I not!" **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** said, not cleaning her mouth. "I just have projectile vomit." She said, folding her arms and looking away.
"Well, why the fuck didn't you tell us?" [Jestro] asked cleaning his eyes.
"Its none of your business!" She screamed.
"And you asking us all these questions about The Guild isn't any of yours!" Ω said back.
"Well, you answered them, didn't you?" She lifted one side of her upper lip, [Jestro] wanted to chew on it, in a very sexual way.
"Fuck, why are you even asking then?!" C41212105 asked.
"I wanted to know..." Then she continued under her breath. "...I think its cool." [Jestro]'s eyes lit up at the sound of his.
"Well, then join us...as friends." 김재민 said quickly, everyone looked at him. "What? I said, 'as friends'."
"I don't want to." **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** said. "I don't even like you."
"I don't give a fuck." Ω said. He pulled out his beam katana, its white/blue beam reflecting in his glasses. "It wasn't a question." She looked at the beam, frightened. Then her face turned back into anger.
"That shit doesn't scare me. It only has one blade."
"Yo, beam! Not blade." He withdrew his beam katana and turned to leave. "Let's bounce!"
"OKAY, BYE!!!!" She screamed as they left, covered in her green vomit.
Then our heroes were quickly running down the hospital hallway.
"Alright, so what's the fucking game plan!?" C41212105 asked, fearing for his life, this would be only his third mission alongside the SFG Crew [Stay tuned for the SFG spin-off series "SFG, The C41212105 Chronicles"]. He was shaking in his boots as they say.
"Stop shaking in your boots, fuckface." Ω said to C41212105. "Here's the plan: We roll up there, like nothing's wrong. Then they'll tell us to shape up or ship out, then we'll tell them we're just a castaway."
"As much as we all do love Benny Benassi, I don't think that'd fly." C41212105 said.
"That's the point!" 김재민 screamed, still in just his assless hospital gown. "We need to burn some major bridges tonight."
"Break some fucking glass!"
"Tonight is Kristallnacht, and we're gonna fuck bitches up, just like the Germans did." Ω said.
"And how are we going to do this? Remember, I'm not a badass assassin like you three!" C41212105 said, his voice cracking from fear.
"No," 김재민 began. "you're not a badass."
"But you're rolling with us tonight, motherfucker, and there's only two ways out tonight." [Jestro] said.
"And what're they?" C41212105 fearful of what the answer might be.
"Dead or dying." [Jestro] said. Then there was a moment of silence.
"Fuck that, I'm not leaving dead." C41212105 said.
"That's what we like to hear, shitface." Ω said, as they walked into an elevator. He pushed the '1' button and they descended.
"So, the only plan is to not get killed?" C41212105 asked, still as scared as a little bitch.
"Well, we go there. And when we get there, all four of us, we're gonna be outnumbered, you know?" 김재민 says. "There's gonna be a lot of motherfuckin' asshoes there, and these guys, and a few ladies, they're gonna be pissed. Pissed like a two year old's underwear, tighty whities, you know? So they're gonna be hella pissed, and, now this is being very optimistic, let's hope that the number one is there. The first assassin, the founder, the leader, he who should be renamed as God." The SFG Crew lowered their heads.
"What?" C41212105 asked. "Is he that much of a badass?"
"He could kill everyone in the Guild himself. Alone, like in the dark, like no lights on, not even a candle, to light his badass-ness." 김재민 said. "They call him El Salvador, ο Σωτήρας, 구세주, il Redentore, der Heiland..."
"Yeah, I got it, The Savior!" C41212105 said.
"Okay, him, El Savador. This guy's fucking crazy, he could kill all of us, no sweat! So if he's there we're lucky. Because either A.) it'll be a quick death, or B.) We get a chance to fight him and, hopefully, we kill him." 김재민 says.
"But the chances of us killing him are slim to none." [Jestro] interjected.
"True, so here's the real plan: We get there, they give us the speech, then we spilt up, taking a hand full of assassins with each of us." Ω said, as the elevator doors slide open, all four of them walking out.
"Where're we leading them to?" C41212105 asked as they walked through the crowded first floor.
"We kill them while they chase us, then we meet back at the LAN center when no one's left." Ω said, not looking at C41212105.
"Guys, I've never killed anyone before, you know this!" C41212105 was shaking now. "I just, I can't bring myself to...kill...another human being!" Ω turned and stopped C41212105 and then he btich slapped the shit out of him, the smell was disgusting.
"Listen, you stupid fuck..." Ω said, his fist grabbing C41212105's collar. "You're one of my best friends, one of my brothers, don't you dare fuckin die on me, that's not how Sparta raised us!" Then he threw C41212105 backward and walked outside. Speaking loudly he said. "[Jestro], 김재민 , get all the gear and equipment that you need, meet at the LAN center in an hour." Then he opened his car door. "Sorry, [Jestro] I'm driving 김재민 today, see you in an hour...I love you." Then he and 김재민 slammed their doors and sped off. [Jestro] looked at C41212105, walking out, his legs in the cowboy stance, shit sliding down the sides of his legs, and he asked.
"Hey, C41212105, can I have a ride to the school really fast?"
"Sure." He says, soon they're driving down the streets of Pompey. Even sooner they reach the high school. Before [Jestro] gets out C41212105 says to him. "[Jestro], I'm no monster, I'm like you guys, I can't kill anyone...fuck, I step around snails on the sidewalk after it rains," He fakes a laughs. "I don't think I can do this. I'm not like 김재민 , I don't have badass ninja skillz, I'm not like Ω, I don't know how to fuck people up with a beam katana, but you and I we're the same, we're real people put in extraordinary circumstances. We aren't monsters, man. You aren't like the rest of them, how do you do the things you do?" [Jestro] was quiet for a long time, then he looked at C41212105 and said,
"We all need mirrors to remind ourselves who we are. I'm no different." Then he walked out without another word, and C41212105 drove off, knowing exactly what [Jestro] meant.

-Sir Jestro