Star Force Gemini Chapter Three [Part Four]

“I think I cracked my rib!” Ω screams as he and [Jestro] finish fighting through the first wave of goons that run towards them.
“Giving me oral pleasure?” [Jestro] asks Ω as they approach the door of the motel room.
“No, retard, from the fight.” Ω says, and then [Jestro] opens the door. Door number twenty three.
“Fuck!” [Jestro] says to himself. Ω sees five armed goons waiting inside for him, he runs in waving his beam katana around like a mad man. Then he freezes in the center of the cheap room and poses. He lifts one leg up, extends his right arm outwards and lifts his left so that its in front of his face topped with a peace sign. Then he screams.
“Fuck head!” And all the goons explode and their blood and coins fly all over the room.
“That was pretty 1337 there, sir.” [Jestro] says as they start to search the room.
“Where’s that fat motherfucker at?” Ω asks.
“I dunno, I haven’t seen him since we were all on the roof.”
“I meant Jared Bonner, not 김재민, bitch.”
“Oh, sorry.” [Jestro] looks at Ω. “I guess no one else is here.” Just then the bathroom door flies open and some ugly guy runs out firing a gun and screams,
“Motherfuckers!!!”
Ω and [Jestro] look around and notice all the bullet holes in the wall behind them, then they look at the ugly guy and [Jestro] caps his ass.
“Did we pick the wrong room?” Ω asks [Jestro] as they calmly walk out of room 23.
“Well, in all honesty; we didn’t even know if he was going to be in room 23. Which doesn’t explain why there were armed goons in the room, but does, however, explain why the sky is blue.” [Jestro] says as they get ready to open room 22’s door.
“True dat.” Ω says. They open the door; more goons, more blood, more coins, ding!
“What I want to know is, where the hell did 김재민 run off to.” [Jestro] says. “Also, where the fuck Siffy Steve is.” They calmly make there way to room 21.
“I know, that guy was totally gonna fuck you with his sniper rifle and shit.” Ω says as they open the door and fight some more goons and such. They leave and walk to room 20. “He was all like ‘I’m gonna land this plane here. But that pussy better be wet or I’ll just take my plane and just jack off.”
“What the hell are you talking about, Ω?”
“Don’t judge me, criminal.”
“Okay.”
“He’d be all like, ‘I gotta land this plane in Flabob, because you’re pussy is all dry!’ Some shit like that.” Ω says and then finally stops.
“What?” [Jestro] asks as he stops too.
“Do you hear that?”
“I hear nothing, sir.”
“Exactly, its quiet.” Ω says. “Too quiet.” Just then bullets fly at them from out of the window they were standing next to. “Fack!” He jumps out of the way. [Jestro] also jumps but fires his two Glock 18s back into the window. They both hit the ground.
“Ω use your elf eyes and tell me who the fuck is inside that room!” [Jestro] screams at him. Ω does so.
“Kay, I see Siffy Steve standing there looking like a badass with super tight pants on.”
“They’re his girlfriend’s.” [Jestro] interjects.
“Really? But I thought she had a big ass!?”
“Apparently not.”
“That’s a shame…a damn shame.”
“Agreed.”
“Kay, I also see a bunch of dead motherfuckers.” Ω looks as [Sir_Jestro]. “Nice moves Gypsy.”
“Thanks, its really just the targeting system I installed.”
“Vista?”
“No, Linux.” [Jestro] says.
“Nice, nice. Kay, I’m seeing a fat guy with an old lady in the bathroom.”
“Okay, that’s probably Jared Bonner, but where the hell is 김재민?” At that moment the door to room 18 flies open and out comes 김재민. As he skids along the parking lot Ω and [Jestro] knew that it could be none other than アントワネール.
“Holy shit!” Ω and [Jestro] say together.
“[Jestro], we gotta do something!”
“You help 김재민, I’ll handle them.” They both stand up, Ω runs to the fight to help 김재민 and [Jestro] looks in the window at Siffy Steve.
“Handle us, handle us? You know your predecessors had much more respect.” Siffy Steve says as he empties the entire clip in [Jestro]’s general direction. With a flourish of his arms and a sporadic rhythm of his guns, [Sir_Jestro] shot every one of Siffy Steve’s bullets out of his way. “Okay, you have some skill.”
Ω runs his little heart out running to fight アントワネール but right before he’s about to strike him, アントワネール taps his chest several times and twists his left nipple, paralyzing Ω. 김재민 jumps to his feet and taps Ω on the back a few several times, giving him back his motor skills. Ω’s beam katana slices next to アントワネール’s face. アントワネール smacks the insides of Ω’s arms, the part directly opposite of the elbow, which sends his arms flying upward. As his arms fly over his right shoulder, still attached to his body, mind you, the beam katana gets uncomfortably close to 김재민 , who, in turn kicks Ω’s heels. With this kick Ω’s sent into a back flip sort of motion. 김재민 then painlessly punches Ω in the chest which sends him spinning faster in the back flip motion. Ω spins upwards and slices a chunk of アントワネール’s shirt off.
“Fuckin’ swine!” アントワネール says to Ω, he briefly stops fighting for the moment. He then tears off his shirt, exposing his Über buff eight pack, glossed with the finest Italian Oil.
“Its beautiful!” Ω says completely enveloped in awe. At that moment 김재민 punches past Ω and hits アントワネール right in the weakest spot of his chest.
“Shit!” アントワネール puts a hand up and walks backwards. “I gotta roll out, we’ll finish this fight later.”
“What?! Where are you going?” 김재민 asks.
“I…I gotta drop a deuce.” アントワネール says as he walks off into the sunset. 김재민 and Ω look at each other in bewilderment.
“I can’t let you have the fat man, [Jestro].” Siffy Steve says as [Jestro] climbs through the window, into the motel room. “He has secret, yes. But who doesn’t?”
“None of that matters to me, I’m just here to get paid.”
“Get money, get paid?” Siffy Steve asks.
“You know it.” [Sir_Jestro] says as he raises his gun and points it at the red flammable container next to the radiator.
“But you can’t do this [Jestro]! This is only the beginning, the beginning of the end!” Siffy Steve sets down his gun and begs. “I used to work for The Guild, like you, I’ve learned their twisted ways, their quest for world domination. They’re trying to smooth out the wrinkles, so none of us can think!”
“The world is a black and white canvas, Siffy Steve, and I’m the artist. I have the color, the color red.” [Jestro] pulls the hammer back on his Magnum. “Blood and fire, Siffy Steve, blood and fire.”
“But my logic is undeniable!” Siffy Steve screams, and [Jestro] looks at him.
“You have so got to die.”
Bang!
Explosion!
LOL.

“Yeah, that whole thing was really nice and poetic, [Jestro]” 김재민 says as he and [Jestro] sit remembering the whole ordeal. “But it doesn’t change the fact that Siffy Steve got away.”
“I’m sorry, 김재민 but I thought our mission was to kill Jared Bonner, and that’s what I did.”
“Yeah, but that line from ‘I, Robot’ has no relevance if Siffy Steve didn’t die!” 김재민 says laughing.
“And what exactly happened with アントワネール, can you refresh my memory?” [Jestro] asks.
“Shut up! He had to take a shit!”
“You know what, you’re not a super star DJ, you’re a piece of shit DJ.” [Jestro] says and then they get up and walk to The Shopping District.


-Sir Jestro