Star Force Gemini Chapter Six[Point]One

Pompey City Park. A glorious park, filled with huge trees, magnificent gardens, beautiful meadows, and one gigantic lake in the middle. It was known as ‘Pompey Lake’ and was a well known spot in the area. People would come from all around just to spend the day at it, even though Pompey City was on the coast. A very strange city; located on the coast and on a mountain pass, but imports and exports made the city a Mecca for trade. People came from all over the world to visit Pompey, to see its many sights, and on one such day, the tourists saw a show that they would remember for the rest of their lives.
A giant squid, hippo creature splashes out of the waters of Pompey Lake. A figure is seen flying from its mouth. When the creature hits the water again, it explodes. The figure hits the ground, right on the edge of the water. The figure screams, two others run up to him.
“What a horrible adventure with that Ham Demon.” 김재민 says as he reaches [Jestro].
“Dude!” Ω says. “That was fucking amazing! That fuckin’ fish exploded an’ shit!”
“[Jestro]?” 김재민 asks as he kicks [Jestro]’s body. His suit isn’t moving. Then the two huge red lights he has for eyes turn on and he says,
“Hi, floor! Make me a samich!”
“What the fuck?” Ω asks laughing. “Dude, your new suit is fucking weird as fuck, take it off.” But [Jestro] gets up and starts running around the two of them screaming,
“SAMICH!!!!!” Then he stops and the suit retracts back into his headphones.
“Hey, dude.” 김재민 says. “Sup?”
“What the hell?” [Jestro] asks. “Fuck! My suit freaked out again, didn’t it?”
“Yupz.” 김재민 says. Ω puts his hand inside his pants, scratches his balls, removes his hand, and smells it.
“God damnit!” [Jestro] says, he kicks the ground. “Ow! Fuck, I gotta keep working on my suit.” He looks around and sees people watching them. “Let’s get out of here before we’re noticed…..some more.” They do.
Pompey City Park was located in the heart of the industrial district of Pompey City, so only a few miles from the coast. Why they put a huge park in the middle of the industrial district made no sense to our heroes, until one day;
“Dude, why the hell is that huge-ass park in the middle of all those industrial buildings? I mean all that smoke pouring out of them must be killing the poor trees.” 김재민 says as he and [Jestro] are riding the public bus one day.
“Well, I dunno what an ass park is, but that must be a big one.” [Jestro] says in an overly sarcastic tone.
“Well, you know man…” A strange figure says to 김재민. “Its like on Sim City, you lower the pollution level by building parks in your industrial ares.”
“Shut up, Josh Smock.” 김재민 says to the figure and then he stands up and pushes the little button.
“STOP REQUESTED.” The female robot voice says within the walls of the bus.
“Let’s blow this pop stand, [Jestro].” 김재민 says. [Jestro] gets to his feet and they leave the bus at the stop.
Back to our heroes’ most recent adventure. They find themselves walking out of Pompey City Park, and walking to Ω’s RX7.
“Yo, NGL, one of you fucks needs to find another ride, my car only has two seats.” Ω says as he unlocks his door.
“Shotgun!” 김재민 screams like a little girl. Then he skips around a little bit.
“Joust!” [Jestro] and 김재민 locks eyes with him. 김재민 gasps.
“No! Not a Joust! You’re a mad man!”
“Wahahahahahaha!” [Jestro] laughs with his hands on his stomach. “Are you afraid?”
“NEVER!” 김재민 screams. “Let’s see what you’ve got Kakarot!” They throw their arms at each other: 김재민 has all five fingers extended, [Jestro] holds two fingers out.
“Scissors beats paper, I win.” [Jestro] as he opens the passenger side door. Ω and [Jestro] drive off leaving 김재민 behind.
“Wait! Don’t leave me on land!” He screams after them. He picks up his phone and tries calling [Jestro], but his phone has been turned off.
“We’re just gonna leave him?” [Jestro] asks Ω.
“Yo, only the strong survive, and 김재민 is pretty strong, stronger than you.”
“True.”
“But you know, I dunno, I think I could take him.”
“I don’t think so, Ω, he’s a fuckin’ ninja.” [Jestro] says.
“So what? I’m a fucking badass!”
“Yeah, and he’s a fucking badass, NINJA!”
“Shut the fuck up, Nighat!” Ω swerves the car so that [Jestro] smacks his head into the window then he screams. “Don’t fucking hit my car, bitch!” And smacks [Jestro] on the face. Just at that moment Ω swerves again, and [Jestro] hits his head on the window again, and Ω smacks him again.
“Stop fucking doing that, Ω!” [Jestro] yells. The car swerves again, but spins out while swerving, and eventually comes to a stop. “Don’t hit me!” [Jestro] has his eyes closed and his arms covering his face. When he realizes Ω hasn’t hit him yet, he opens his eyes and slowly lowers his arms. He looks at Ω who’s staring out the windshield, terrified. [Jestro] turns his head and gasps in horror. People fill the street, tons of people, all singing and dancing.
“Keep! Your eye! On….the road! Yeah yeah yeah!” They all sing in unison. Then they start to twirl and spin around the car.
“I don’t like this.” Ω says completely terrified. “Make them stop.” [Jestro] slaps Ω on the face as hard as he can and screams,
“Get a hold of yourself man! They are still…only human!” It must have worked because Ω throws the car into gear and peels out, letting his tires scream, drowning out the wretched sounds coming from the musical outside. The smoke from the tires flood and cover the dancing, and then they fly forward, hitting a few of them.
Ω is driving in a state [Jestro] has never seen before, panicked. He grasps the steering wheel so tightly his knuckles turn white and the tips of his fingers turn red.
“Ω, calm down.” [Jestro] says, a little confused.
“No! I won’t calm down!” He snaps.
“What the hell is the big deal?”
“I don’t like musicals!”
“Well, neither do I.” [Jestro] responds.
“No, you don’t understand….”Ω says, and we go into a flashback.
“When I was younger I lived in a huge mansion back in Greece, my parents were wealthy beyond anything America has ever seen. They practically owned all of Greece, well not really, but if they wanted to they probably could have. Well, anyway. One day when I was a little kid, I was playing with my nanny. We were playing hide-and-go-seek, it was my turn to hide, and if I won she’d have to S my D, and then I’d get to F her V.”
“Would you L her C?” [Jestro] asks.
“Not after I fucked her! That’s gross!” Ω says, then he spins the car around and parallel parks in between two other cars, a perfect ten! Then he turns off the car and looks at [Jestro]. “Anyway, I was running around the manner looking for a place to hide when suddenly I fall into the hole. Its like this huge fuckin’ cave, and I’m just sitting there all bruised up, not crying, when I see something coming towards me from the shadows of the cave. The something is moving really slow at first but as it comes into view I see it perfectly, and the something has terrorized my soul ever since.”
“What was it!? What happened?”
“It seems as though there was some kind of underground dance scene in Greece at the time. So when I fell, I fell right into one of the musical, interpretive dance numbers.”
“Are you fucking kidding me?” [Jestro] asks.
“It was horrible!” Ω screams with tears forming in his eyes. “They surrounded me! I couldn’t move! I was completely paralyzed with fear! The next thing I knew I was back in my bed, with my dad standing next to me. He told me it was just a dream but I knew it wasn’t true, I knew he was lying to me!”
“This is fuckin…” [Jestro] gets cut off by Ω.
“A few months later, my parents and I went out to see a play. But those assholes lied to me, they said we were going to Chuck ‘em Chizziles. Those liars. Anyway, we get there and the musical starts and I start freaking out, so I ask my dad if we can leave. He sees that I’m starting to cry so we get up and leave the playhouse. We go out the back exit for some reason, and as we’re walking down the back alley, we get mugged.” [Jestro] looks at Ω. “This guy just comes up and asks for my dad’s money. So he gives it to him, then the guy tries to grab my mom’s necklace and she moves away. This pisses the guy off so he shoots my mom, but my dad jumps in the way and gets shot, and then the guy shoots my mom too….”
“Shut the fuck up, I’m leaving the car, right now.” [Jestro] says and starts to open the door.
“What?” Ω asks wiping the tears from his eyes.
“That’s not your back story, its fucking Batman’s.” [Jestro] slams the door and walks onto the sidewalk, Ω rolls down the window.
“Dude, relax! Its for film!”
“I don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about….” [Jestro] is cut off by Ω putting his hand up.
“I’m getting a call, its 김재민.” He answers the phone, says some stuff to 김재민 that [Jestro] can’t hear. Then Ω sticks his head out of the window and says, “Annie, get your gun!”


-Sir Jestro