Star Force Gemini Chapter 5.2

The four of them (C4121205, 김재민, [Jestro], and Ω) sit around C4121205’s dining table eating.
“What is it?” 김재민 asks.
“Schwartzwald Kirchetort.” C4121205 says.
“MMMMMMM!” A voice says.
“Oh, do you like it? I'm not partial to desserts myself, but this is excellent.” C4121205 says.
“Who are you talking to?” 김재민 asks.
“To you. You just made a yummy sound, so I thought you liked the dessert.” C4121205 responds.
“I didn't make a yummy sound, I just asked you what it is.” 김재민 says.
“But you did, I just heard it.” C4121205 says.
“It wasn’t me.” 김재민 says.
“It wasn’t me.” Ω says.
“It wasn’t me.” [Jestro] says.
“Well, now look here. If it wasn’t you and it wasn’t you and it wasn’t you….” C4121205 is cut off by,
“MMMMMMM!” The voice again!
“ZOMG! It’s a monster!” Ω screams.
“Well, the other day…” [Jestro] says. “I was drinkin’ a monster…arooski arooski…wakudoski!”
“Nice.” C4121205 says. “So where were we? Ah, yes! You threw a knife at Dolinda.”
“Yeah, so I throw that knife at her and it hit her huge hips, we’re talking them shitz are huge!! And she’s standing there, now, super pissed off. She points her beam katana at me and says, ‘김재민 this will be your last fight!’ or some shit like that, I wasn’t really paying too much attention to her. Then I get back in the car and say to Ω, ‘Let’s fight somewhere else, lead her out of here!’ and he tries.” 김재민 says. Ω starts to cry.
“What happened? And why are you crying Ω?” C4121205 asks.
“Fuck you, C4121205! You’re not a real person! You stupid fuck!” Ω screams. “She fucking ruined my car!” C4121205 gasps in disbelief.
“No!” He says. “It…it can’t be true!”
“Well, it is you fucking fuck!” Ω stands up and walks over to C4121205 and punches him in the stomach, knocking the wind out of him. “I need to go do some coke, don’t wait up for me, mom.” Then he leaves. 김재민 and [Jestro] just sit there and watch Ω leave as C4121205 gasps for air.
“Breathe, dude.” [Jestro] says in an overly calm tone of voice. C4121205 finally gets a hold of himself and sits back in his seat.
“What a fucking asshole.” He says. “What the hell man! Why would he do something like that to me, I didn’t even do anything.”
“Well, you know what they say…When life gives you lemons, say fuck the lemons and bail.” 김재민 says.
“True.” [Jestro] says.
“Can you finish telling me the story?” C4121205 asks a little pissed off now.
“Stop crying, baby.” [Jestro] says.
“Yeah.” 김재민 says. “Okay, so I’m in the car and I tell Ω that we should get out of here and fight somewhere else, that way to avoid being detected as assassins. You know, we’re killing people in the middle of the day, well, it was more like a twilight time, you know, like day-night, like that night-day night quil stuff, the stuff that works at night and in the morning, only different because we’re not medicine, we’re killing people, and the time was, like becoming night time, so it wasn’t a medicine either. It was becoming night, so it was a really dark blue in the sky, a deep blue…sea…starring LL Cool J, his hand is like a shark’s fin, but her hand, Dolinda’s hand, wasn’t like a shark’s fin, and won’t be ever again, well her right hand…whole arm, anyway.” C4121205 looks at 김재민 completely confused. “Its because Ω cut her arm off and [Jestro] shot her left eye out too.”
C4121205 looks at 김재민 in silence. A minute passes, all that’s heard in the room is [Jestro] typing on his laptop. Another minute passes, C4121205 just stares at 김재민, who is just sitting there with a blank look on his face. His eyes are looking a million miles away, and looking nowhere at all, all at the same time. 김재민 starts to make a strange sound with his throat, its like he’s scratching the inside of his throat with his vocal chords. It somewhat resembles the strange sound Gollum makes when he’s freaking out. C4121205 is still just sitting there, staring at 김재민, in silence, [Jestro] is still typing away on his laptop, and 김재민 is still making that Sméagol sound.
“FINISH TELLING ME THE FUCKING STORY, BEN!” C4121205 screams. 김재민 immediately slaps him on the face and says,
“Don’t ever use my slave name again, you lil’ shit!” He throws his arms around in a furious manner. “ God damnit! Fine, you wanna know what happened? She kicked Ω’s car slightly, and he freaked the fuck out and so we started fighting her. He and her got into an epic beam katana battle in the parking lot, she had a pretty badass beam katana, actually. It had two beams, whereas Ω only had one.”
“What do you mean, had?” C4121205 asks.
“He stole her beam katana after he cut off her arm.” [Jestro] says in a very monotone voice from behind his laptop.
“Yeah, well. It was cooler than all that, they had a really epic, battle.” 김재민 says.
“Yeah? What did they do? I can only imagine how cool it was.” C4121205 says.
“Yep, they were all like ‘Whoosh!’ and then she was all like, ‘I’m gonna kill you, you fat greek bastard!’ and then she was all like ‘Whish!’ with her beam katana.” 김재민 says as he jumps up and starts describing the fight. “And then he was all like, ‘Don’t ever call me fat!’ then ran up to her and elbowed her in the head like this, like ‘blah!’ and the tripped her, like that move that Yoshimistu does where he hits you then kicks your leg then slams you into the ground with his other arm. Then when she was on the ground she threw her arm up and grabbed onto his dick and he screamed, ‘Ahh, my dick! You got my dick you lil’ shit!’ then he let out this girlie little yelp and kicked her in the head. And then she got up and then they were all like, ‘beesh!’, ‘woosh!’, ‘bersh!’, those are lightsaber sounds, you know?” C4121205 nods his head. “And then they locked beam katanas and I had to wave the wii-mote back and forth, that broke them up. After that she was all like, ‘You suck, fatass!’ and that must have pissed him off because he ran towards her, they hit blades a few times and then he forced pushed her into one of those Honda Civics. Fucked her ass up. Then he walked up to her and said, this is my second favorite part, he says to her, he says, ‘You hit this car, you know what? I hit a fence, that fence shouldn’t ‘ave been there! And neither should you.’ Then he sliced her right arm off and took her beam katana and walked back to the car.”
“Wait!” C4121205 screams. “How did she lose her eye?”
“Well, during that whole fight I was trying to get a hold of [Jestro] to help Ω out…”
“Why didn’t you help?”
“I love Dolinda, I couldn’t bring myself to fight her.” 김재민 says. “But anyways, I can’t get [Jestro] on the phone and as Ω is walking back I see that Dolinda gets up and starts running at him with his beam katana…”
“Its because that stupid dickhead left it next to her.” [Jestro] says.
“Yeah! So she’s running at him and I scream! ‘Behind you fatass!’ and he turns around but is too late and is thrown backwards. He skids on the ground a few times before he stops, he sees that he dropped the beam katana as he was falling so he screams to the heavens ‘Canti!’ and guess who falls from the sky!” 김재민 says extremely excited.
“Umm…Canti?” C4121205 asks.
“No! It was [Jestro]! He looked like such a badass! Dude, wow! So he lands like, you know, like spiderman, squatting with one hand on the ground and the other in the air holding a gun. Then, and here’s my favorite part, he shoots at her, right!? And as the bullet’s flying right at her she slices it with Ω’s beam katana but instead of it bouncing off and flying back at them like it should have, it splits into a million tiny pieces and completely melt off the left side of her face. So that’s when [Jestro] runs up to her to finish the kill up close, and she throws a grenade like weapon on the ground and it sends out this big blue wave…”
“Its called an EMP blast.” [Jestro] says. “Its an Electromagnetic Pulse, and it wiped my suit’s memory chip out so the whole thing froze up on me, I was pretty much fucked.”
“That explains why you’ve seemed so pissed off and sad tonight.” C4121205 says.
“Yupz.” [Jestro] says.
“Yeah, so then we left, and came here.” 김재민 says. Then C4121205 stands up in front of 김재민 and says.
“Now I want you to take a step back... and literally fuck your own face!”


-Sir Jestro