"My God, we were so wrong." **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** said as the four of them sat around a cluttered Starfucks table.
"We really were," 김재민 replied. "He wasn't pissed at all, well maybe he is, but he's in Hell."
"This is some heavy shit, you guys." C41212105 said, then he got up and went to the counter to buy another iced coffee.
"So what are you guys going to do?" **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** asked. "That black guy said he was going to use Ryan to take over the world, you guys can't let that happen."
"Don't tell us what we can and can't do." Ω said. "We're all here for a reason."
"He's right." 김재민 added. "If we were against the idea of trying to bust him outta Hell we would be home watching videos on Spankwire, but we aren't."
"Well, there is wifi here so we could, but its blocked. Fuckin' [Jestro]! Why'd he have to get his ass killed by that teleporting ass-bag in the first place?" Ω screamed.
"I dunno, dick. We got there just as it happened, remember?" 김재민 responded. "Its like he chose to die."
"Well, some legends say that the inhabitants of Hell can perceive all time, but are unable to do anything about it." C41212105 said returning to his seat empty handed.
"But that would mean you'd have to believe in Hell and Heaven and God and the Devil." **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** added. "And Ryan didn't."
"Which means he's probably in either Purgatory or the first circle of Hell." 김재민 said.
"I dunno dude, I think the three of us would end up right next to the Devil, buried up to our eyes in ice." Ω said.
"Why?" **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** asked.
"Because we betrayed our leaders." 김재민 said.
"And we're mass murders."
"Yeah, that too."
"I have a carmel macchiato for Carlos!" The Barista shouted out to the room.
"That's me!" C41212105 shouted and left the table again.
"So do we try to find a way into Hell and free [Jestro] or do we just try to stop Cazad, the Great here on Earth?" 김재민 asked Ω.
"C. All of the above." Ω responded.
"How?" **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** asked taking a sip of her Passion Tea.
"We split up, two and two." Ω said.
"I'm not staying with Carlos again!" She screamed.
"Hell, I'm not staying with you! Or did you forget that one time you threw up all over my car?" He said as he returned to the table, macchiato in hand.
"Shut up." She replied.
"Fine, C41212105 and I will follow Cazad, the Great and keep him from taking over the world with Zombie [Jestro]." 김재민 said. "And you two can go to Hell. Literally."
"Why do I have to go with him!?" **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** screamed.
"Because your family doesn't own an island off the coast of Siberia." C41212105 said.
"What does that have to do with anything?" She asked, offended.
"I'm rich, bitch. I can afford to travel the world following Cazad, the Great and/or Zombie [Jestro]."
"Fuckin Yuppie." Ω said. Then he stood up. "Alright, let's do this then."
"Wait! How the hell are we getting to..." **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** paused.
"To Hell?" C41212105 asked, giggling.
"Yeah, didn't think that one through did ya, dipshit?" Ω asked as he headed for the door.
"Ooh, sick burn!" 김재민 shouted covering his mouth with a fist.
"Shut up!" **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** screamed and chased after Ω. "But seriously, how are we getting there?"
"I have a feeling [EsTe-Tr@nCe] might know a way into Hell." Ω said walking up to his car.
"Who?" She said walking to the passenger side door.
"This dude who brainwashed the city this one time." Ω put his keys in the ignition. "If it wasn't for your boyfriend we'd all be fucking crazy and dead. Like that movie The Signal."
"Andrew?" **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** asked.
"Nah, bitch. Your real boyfriend, the dude we're going to Hell to save." He started the car. It roared.
"[Jestro]?" She asked.
"And don't you fucking forget it." He threw it into first and sped out of the parking lot.
Back inside Starfucks.
"Dude, how are we going to find Cazad, the Great?" C41212105 asked holding his beverage in his hands.
"By following the path of destruction." 김재민 replied. "And for the record, this is a stupid fucking idea, JUST so we're clear."
"You really think so?"
"I'd bet every last dollar I made from assassinating that this will be the hardest job yet."
"Well, why not get to it, right?" C41212105 stood up, like a boss. "Carpe diem and all that."
"Words to live by." 김재민 stood up." They walked out and towards C41212105's car. "Does your family have like a vault full of weapons or something? I'm going to need a bunch of shit, like a Mary Poppins bag full of goodies."
"Well, not really but I do have some shit in my truck, peep 'em." C41212105 said. he opened the truck and pulled out a shattered sword and hammer."
"Is that Shattered Sword's...shattered sword? And Baltazar's hammer?!" 김재민 was nerding out.
"Yeah."
"How'd you get them?"
"I know a guy who knows a guy." C41212105 smirked.
"Holy shit."
"Sup?" C41212105 asked. "What's wrong?"
"These go to 11." 김재민 said.
-Sir Jestro
"We really were," 김재민 replied. "He wasn't pissed at all, well maybe he is, but he's in Hell."
"This is some heavy shit, you guys." C41212105 said, then he got up and went to the counter to buy another iced coffee.
"So what are you guys going to do?" **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** asked. "That black guy said he was going to use Ryan to take over the world, you guys can't let that happen."
"Don't tell us what we can and can't do." Ω said. "We're all here for a reason."
"He's right." 김재민 added. "If we were against the idea of trying to bust him outta Hell we would be home watching videos on Spankwire, but we aren't."
"Well, there is wifi here so we could, but its blocked. Fuckin' [Jestro]! Why'd he have to get his ass killed by that teleporting ass-bag in the first place?" Ω screamed.
"I dunno, dick. We got there just as it happened, remember?" 김재민 responded. "Its like he chose to die."
"Well, some legends say that the inhabitants of Hell can perceive all time, but are unable to do anything about it." C41212105 said returning to his seat empty handed.
"But that would mean you'd have to believe in Hell and Heaven and God and the Devil." **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** added. "And Ryan didn't."
"Which means he's probably in either Purgatory or the first circle of Hell." 김재민 said.
"I dunno dude, I think the three of us would end up right next to the Devil, buried up to our eyes in ice." Ω said.
"Why?" **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** asked.
"Because we betrayed our leaders." 김재민 said.
"And we're mass murders."
"Yeah, that too."
"I have a carmel macchiato for Carlos!" The Barista shouted out to the room.
"That's me!" C41212105 shouted and left the table again.
"So do we try to find a way into Hell and free [Jestro] or do we just try to stop Cazad, the Great here on Earth?" 김재민 asked Ω.
"C. All of the above." Ω responded.
"How?" **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** asked taking a sip of her Passion Tea.
"We split up, two and two." Ω said.
"I'm not staying with Carlos again!" She screamed.
"Hell, I'm not staying with you! Or did you forget that one time you threw up all over my car?" He said as he returned to the table, macchiato in hand.
"Shut up." She replied.
"Fine, C41212105 and I will follow Cazad, the Great and keep him from taking over the world with Zombie [Jestro]." 김재민 said. "And you two can go to Hell. Literally."
"Why do I have to go with him!?" **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** screamed.
"Because your family doesn't own an island off the coast of Siberia." C41212105 said.
"What does that have to do with anything?" She asked, offended.
"I'm rich, bitch. I can afford to travel the world following Cazad, the Great and/or Zombie [Jestro]."
"Fuckin Yuppie." Ω said. Then he stood up. "Alright, let's do this then."
"Wait! How the hell are we getting to..." **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** paused.
"To Hell?" C41212105 asked, giggling.
"Yeah, didn't think that one through did ya, dipshit?" Ω asked as he headed for the door.
"Ooh, sick burn!" 김재민 shouted covering his mouth with a fist.
"Shut up!" **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** screamed and chased after Ω. "But seriously, how are we getting there?"
"I have a feeling [EsTe-Tr@nCe] might know a way into Hell." Ω said walking up to his car.
"Who?" She said walking to the passenger side door.
"This dude who brainwashed the city this one time." Ω put his keys in the ignition. "If it wasn't for your boyfriend we'd all be fucking crazy and dead. Like that movie The Signal."
"Andrew?" **SuPeRfUcKiNgStAr** asked.
"Nah, bitch. Your real boyfriend, the dude we're going to Hell to save." He started the car. It roared.
"[Jestro]?" She asked.
"And don't you fucking forget it." He threw it into first and sped out of the parking lot.
Back inside Starfucks.
"Dude, how are we going to find Cazad, the Great?" C41212105 asked holding his beverage in his hands.
"By following the path of destruction." 김재민 replied. "And for the record, this is a stupid fucking idea, JUST so we're clear."
"You really think so?"
"I'd bet every last dollar I made from assassinating that this will be the hardest job yet."
"Well, why not get to it, right?" C41212105 stood up, like a boss. "Carpe diem and all that."
"Words to live by." 김재민 stood up." They walked out and towards C41212105's car. "Does your family have like a vault full of weapons or something? I'm going to need a bunch of shit, like a Mary Poppins bag full of goodies."
"Well, not really but I do have some shit in my truck, peep 'em." C41212105 said. he opened the truck and pulled out a shattered sword and hammer."
"Is that Shattered Sword's...shattered sword? And Baltazar's hammer?!" 김재민 was nerding out.
"Yeah."
"How'd you get them?"
"I know a guy who knows a guy." C41212105 smirked.
"Holy shit."
"Sup?" C41212105 asked. "What's wrong?"
"These go to 11." 김재민 said.
-Sir Jestro
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All the way to fuckin 11. Love it. It's been too long.
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