Star Force Gemini Chapter Eight [part two]

"'Ey, Offica'. How you like takin' orders from someone who sells TVs?"
"'Bout as much as i like taking them from the guy who steals 'em."

"Fuck, dude! I fuckin' love this movie!" 김재민 screams. "C41212105, don't you love it too?"
"Yeah, usually, but today I'm just not feeling it." He answers.
"Dude, you've gotta get over that whore! She was just a whore, that's all she was, a whore. Come on man, how long are you gonna mope around your house, pouting about that...that whore!?" 김재민 asked.
"김재민, she dumped me twenty minutes ago, I called you over here....wait....now that I think of it, I didn't even call you guys over here. Hey, where's the fat one at?"
" I dunno, probably taking a shit in your toilet." 김재민 said.
"Well, that's a step up, remember that whole month when he'd shit in my sink?" C41212105 asked.
"Yeah, and that time I shat in your sheets?" 김재민 asked.
"You what!?"
"Did I say me? I meant Ω! Yeah, and that time when....Ω!!!! Shat in your sheets? Remember that?"
"Damnit dude, can you just leave?" C41212105 asked as he stood to his feet.
"What!? But we haven't even seen Lemonjello yet!" Ω screamed. Then a voice from another room screamed.
"Lemonjello!!!???" It was Ω, then the sounds of a toilet flushing, water running, a door slamming, and loud foot steps running into the TV room could be heard. "Did I miss him?....Awww, its still....they just barely got into the mall! What the fuck!?"
"No, we have to leave, C41212105 here wants to be alone." 김재민 said as he started walking out of the room.
"To jack off or....oh, to cry and be a little bitch." Then Ω shook his head. "You're gonna need to get a plunger, I fucked that toilet with my dick sized shit."
"How big was it?" 김재민 asked.
"About as big as my dick."
"So that means it was as big as my dick too?" 김재민 asked with excitement.
"Yeah!" Ω screamed. Then they hugged and loved life a little bit more.
"Seriously you guys....you have to leave." C41212105 said. They didn't respond, they just swayed back and forth with eyes closed, in each other's arms. "Ben.....Frank, come on." In that moment both 김재민 and Ω glared at C41212105, they broke free from each other.
"Come on, 김재민, CARLOS here doesn't want the company of his freinds! Fuck you......dickshit." Ω said in a dry tone and then walked out of the room. Then C41212105 just sat back down on his couch and watched Dawn of the Dead.

"God, can you believe hat guy?" Ω asked 김재민 as they walked out of C41212105's front door. "What a piece of shit, who the fuck does that?"
"Calm down, let's go get boba!" 김재민 screamed and so they did.
VROOM!
VROOM!
VROOM!
[and so on....]
"Gee, I'm so glad I came up with this idea to get boba, I'm a fucking badass!" 김재민 said.
"Yeah, now I have to take your ass to your weak and lame lesson."
VROOM!
VROOM!
[more of that]
And so Ω dropped 김재민 off at some old asian lady's house and drove off deep into the night, off somewhere to a bar possibly, maybe to hook up with a girl with loose morals and a blood alcohol level higher than her IQ, maybe to take her to some remote location, maybe she'd give him a blow J, or posibly a B Job, maybe they'd have some hardcore sex in the front seat of his car, maybe it'd be because he only has a front seat, or maybe it'd be because that's just the way Ω liked it, maybe after they fucked she'd start throwing up, and maybe that'd be when Ω'd kick her ass out onto the street? or maybe he'd just go home and jerk off, no one will ever really know.

"Okay, class. Now its time for that silent reading portion of the period, so get your reading materials out, and no Mr. Bozonelos, you may not read the back of your eyelids." Said Ω's second period teacher.
"Fuck man!" Ω screamed and then pulled out an issue of Nintendo Power and began reading it.
"Ah, my dick! You got my dick you lil'...." Ω was getting a text and cut the sound before it got really bad, and luckily for him, the murmur of his classmates covered the sound of his text message.
"Dude i hate silent reading! T_T" It was 김재민. Ω laughed and texted back.
"Ya me 2! lolz lets txt eachother itl be funnn!!!!!!1"
"kk!"
"So what r we guna do bout C41212105?" Ω asked.
"dunno"
"lol me either!!!!!1"
"Hes sitting right by me. ^_^" 김재민 texted.
"Tell him i said hi."
"kk"
"Whatd he say?"
"He didnt say nething." 김재민 said.
"What a bitch."
"I kno."
"You guys should be reading." An unknown texter texted both of them, which now kind of made it a chat room.
"Who u b?" 김재민 asked.
"I'll give you a hint....."
"Ya?" Ω asked.
"Its [Jestro]." [Jestro] texted.
"Hmmmm....thats a tough 1." Ω said.
"Hey man wats up?" 김재민 asked.
"Bored as fuck in Computers. You?" [Jestro] said.
"Hmmmm, is it....C41212105?" Ω asked.
"Haha! Thats funny, im just here in english bored 2." 김재민 said.
"Nope, guess again. So you wanna see something cool, 김재민?" [Jestro] asked.
"Hmmmmm....is it? Siffy Steve?" Ω asked.
"Sure! I wanna c!" 김재민 texted.
Just then tall the TVs in all of the classrooms suddenly flickered on, the sound static began to rise from a lower whisper to a loud wall of sound. The white glow of the TVs slowly grew into a blinding white light. Then they cut out and a collage of different new broadcasts played in random order, accompanied by the sound of 'D.A.N.C.E. by Justice. The entire ordeal made quite a stir on campus, the trachers running around like frightened ants, the students dancing, and it as all because the video asked something along the lines of, "Where does the truth end and the lies begin?"
"That wuz pretty kool." 김재민 said to [Jestro] via text message.
"Thanks!!! ^^" [Jestro] said.
"Hhmmmmm....is it....Trace Face™?" Ω asked.
"Yes, upside down horse shoe, its me, its Trace Face™." [Jestro] said.
"Haha! I fuckin new it! Ω said.

"Man, that techno song totally sucked man!" Someone broke [Jestro] from his texting. "it should have been either a KillSwitch Engaged song, or something on the classical guitar, that totally captures the idea that rebellion is fun, and that we're above all the shit they try and blind fold us with."
"Who the fuck is this guy? And why is he critizing my work?" [Jestro] asked himself.
"If I had the technology to do something like tht, I'd make something just...just....killer, man!" The guy continued, his voice growing slowly in volume, until it seemed as though he were almost screaming. Finally [Jestro] lost it.
"WHAT THE FU.....!?" But he was cut off.
"Dude, put your phone away, the teacher's coming." It was Siffy Steve.
"Thanks man." [Jestro] slid the phone in his pocket. The teacher walked by.
"Ryan, what have I told you about those headphones?" He asked.
"The same thing all my teachers say. 'take those off!' And I tell all of you the same thing, I have an irrational phobia that the government is brainwashing everyone and that they're using all the speakers; in cars, stereos, televisons, and so forth, to achieve that." [Jestro] said.
"Oh, okay...well.....just don't let me catch you listening to music!" The teacher said and walked off.
"What an idiot." [jestro] said and then looked over to Siffy Steve. "Yo, who the hell's that new kid? He's a fuck."
"Oh, that's Testicleeze, he's part of The Guild."
"WHAT!!?? That fucker's part of OUR Guild?!" [Jestro] asked furiously.
"Well, I'm no longer in The Guild but, yes THAT Guild. He's actually one of the top assassins right now." Siffy Steve said.
"Oh, fuck this." [Jestro] pulled his phone out and texted Ω and 김재민.
"Yo, you guys want a bigger paycheck this month?"
"Ya."
"Sure, Trace Face™!"
"Kay, its on! Let's meet and talk more after school." [Jestro] said.
"So, do you know anything about this new kid, Kim Je Min?" Ω asked.
"I once saw him beat a guy with a starfish." 김재민 said.
"Thats ridiculous!"
"That guy was me!"



-Sir Jestro