Star Force Gemini Chapter Six[Point]Five

“I ain’t got time for this shit, Grandma.” [Jestro] says. “We gonna fuck or what?”
“I’ve had it with your games, [Jestro].” Dolinda says and walks towards him. “And I don’t much appreciate the way you and your friends talk about me.” Now they’re standing face to face. “Now ask yourself, when do you want to die?”
[Jestro] thinks to himself for a moment, his giant red robot eyes blink a few times.
“I’m gonna have to say,” He says. “I guess I’ll die another day.”
“Well, that’s too bad.”
“But you just asked me when I wanted to die, and I said another day.”
“Well, I thought you’d be a man and die today!” Dolinda screams and swings her giant robot arm at him. He ducks out of the way and rolls to his left, and then he breaks into a sprint. “Where the hell are you going, pussy!!? Get back here so I can kill you!!” Dolinda screams after him.
“Sorry, love. But we’ll have to have our lover’s quarrel some other time, right now I have to save the city!”
“Oh, no you don’t!” She screams after him and undercuts the pavement in front of her, almost like a hulk smash type of attack. The punch sends a blast wave through the concrete burrowing its way towards [Jestro]. He sees a little old lady and jumps in front of her, the blade beam attack, or hulk smash, blasts the little old lady back to 1947, a time when she was a very popular and attractive slut.
“Is that all you’ve got?” [Jestro] screams at Dolinda as he runs again.
“Uhh…well, kinda, yeah.” She says in a defeated tone. With saddened eyes she watches [Jestro] run to the colossal radio towers that can be seen anywhere in Pompey.
He makes it to the base of the tower, and as he looks up, trying to see the top he hears the sound of screeching tires coming from behind him. He turns around and sees a semi-truck carrying Nitrogen heading straight for him. He sees a head poke out of the driver’s window.
“I’m gonna kill you, you lil’ shit!” Its Ω. [Jestro] lets out a sigh and begins climbing the beams of the tower. The tower stands about the height of seven football fields. He climbs and climbs, but when he reaches the second and a half football field, the semi slams into the side, knocking the tower’s foundation. [Jestro] falls. But on his way down he manages to grab a beam and catch himself. He looks down and screams.
“Fuck you, you fat greek bastard!”
“Don’t ever call me fat you lil’ shit!” Ω screams and begins to power up, a similar way to Wario in Super Smash Brothers Brawl. Then Ω blasts off of the ground and flies a few hundred feet, he grabs onto a beam and begins climbing after [Jestro].
“Fuck!” [Jestro] screams and starts climbing again, then is startled by bullets almost hitting him. He looks around with his robot eyes and sees Siffy Steve shooting at him. As Siffy Steve looks through his scope he watches as [Jestro] gives him a middle finger and keeps climbing. He also sees a helicopter fly towards the tower, trying to slam into [Jestro].
“God damnit, 김재민. Cut that shit out!” [Jestro] screams at the helicopter. “that shit ain’t funny mutha’ facker!”
“He’s mine, you half Korean assfuck!” Ω screams at 김재민, then he powers up and jumps onto the helicopter.
“Fuck, fatass! You’re throwing off the weight, we’re gonna crash!” 김재민 screams as they spiral down and crash into some nearby buildings. Siffy Steve fires at [Jestro] and hits him in the head, this pisses [Jestro] off. He pulls out a gun, a golden gun, and fires it in the direction he was shot from. He fires, the bullet doesn’t hit Siffy Steve but blows up the car he was using for cover. [Jestro] continues to climb, when the tower beings to shake. He looks down and sees Dolinda standing at the base.
“Oh, my…” He says and begins to climb faster. Dolinda’s arm transforms into a giant pair of metallic scissors. She puts the blades around one of the four legs holding the tower up.
Clip!
The tower begins to wobble. [Jestro] climbs faster, Dolinda walks to another leg and…
Clip!
The entire tower begins to fall in the direction of the derailed train, in these last few moments [Jestro] throws himself towards the top of the tower. In the blink of an eye he’s there and with only seconds from hitting the ground he uploads his personality into the tower.
The tower smashes onto the ground causing the city to shake.
Siffy Steve begins to think clearly, he looks around and sees a world of destruction. He looks at a colossal tower lying smashed in front of him, and he sees someone lying next to it. He walks over to the figure, its [Jestro], but his suit is gone! He runs to [Jestro]’s aid. He’s lying unconscious, Siffy Steve tries to wake him. He succeeds and [Jestro] opens his eyes. He looks around and sees the tower, he looks at Siffy Steve and says,
“Well, I guess it worked. But now I need to make myself a new suit.” They laugh. Siffy Steve helps [Jestro] to his feet and they walk towards the school.
“I say we celebrate.” [Jestro] says.
“I told Tracy I wouldn’t drink tonight. Besides, I have a big day tomorrow. You have a great time.” Siffy Steve says.
“I wasn’t talking abou….Wait, a big day? Doing what?”
“Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time.”


-Sir Jestro